miss thrunch 2026
@thrunch.bsky.social
number one sunscreen enjoyer
born without the gift of subtlety
sexy on tuesdays and thursdays, evil the rest of the week
born without the gift of subtlety
sexy on tuesdays and thursdays, evil the rest of the week
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miss thrunch 2026
@thrunch.bsky.social
· Apr 16
Me checking the news each day just to find that my government committed another slew of human rights violations
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All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
Turning Point USA has announced the performers for their alternative Super Bowl halftime show:
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
Kid Rock, Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett
February 2, 2026 at 6:54 PM
All the stars are here: Brantley Gilbert, Brice Bradley, Gabby Babby, Bibb Glibsy, Slab Gabbert, Brice Bryce,
All the kids who said “pasketti” (spaghetti) and “packpack” (backpack) grew up to be adults who pronounce pepperoncini as “pepper-cini”
February 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
All the kids who said “pasketti” (spaghetti) and “packpack” (backpack) grew up to be adults who pronounce pepperoncini as “pepper-cini”
I have a very specific type of psychosis where every 6 months, I get convinced I’m gaining lots of weight, so I buy bigger clothes, and then the clothes don’t fit because I’ve stayed the same size. What the hell do you call that
February 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I have a very specific type of psychosis where every 6 months, I get convinced I’m gaining lots of weight, so I buy bigger clothes, and then the clothes don’t fit because I’ve stayed the same size. What the hell do you call that
It oughta be illegal to sell matching clothing sets separately. If it’s a set, and the top and bottom go together, you should get both pieces bundled.
February 3, 2026 at 5:37 PM
It oughta be illegal to sell matching clothing sets separately. If it’s a set, and the top and bottom go together, you should get both pieces bundled.
Saw someone on a conservative forum call Luigi Mangione a “bipartisan hero”
like no dude, he’s one of ours, through and through, that man is leftist af
like no dude, he’s one of ours, through and through, that man is leftist af
February 3, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Saw someone on a conservative forum call Luigi Mangione a “bipartisan hero”
like no dude, he’s one of ours, through and through, that man is leftist af
like no dude, he’s one of ours, through and through, that man is leftist af
Just saw a sweepstakes where you could win the opportunity to listen to Noah Kahan’s new album with Noah Kahan himself…….imagine the pressure to go “ohhh that’s good” to every song just so you don’t insult him if you don’t like any 😭
February 3, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Just saw a sweepstakes where you could win the opportunity to listen to Noah Kahan’s new album with Noah Kahan himself…….imagine the pressure to go “ohhh that’s good” to every song just so you don’t insult him if you don’t like any 😭
It cracks me up that almost every year, Punxsutawney Phil predicts more winter, and every year, the nation demands to barbecue him as retribution. An American tradition - threaten the groundhog if we don’t get what we want ❤️
February 2, 2026 at 9:41 PM
It cracks me up that almost every year, Punxsutawney Phil predicts more winter, and every year, the nation demands to barbecue him as retribution. An American tradition - threaten the groundhog if we don’t get what we want ❤️
Must be nice to be a celebrity. You don’t have to vote or protest or take any action because you’re financially insulated from the rest of us, and all you have to do to appease the public is wear a pin to the Grammys and repost someone else’s words
February 2, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Must be nice to be a celebrity. You don’t have to vote or protest or take any action because you’re financially insulated from the rest of us, and all you have to do to appease the public is wear a pin to the Grammys and repost someone else’s words
Thor Ragnarok was fucking awesome though, liked that one
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Thor Ragnarok was fucking awesome though, liked that one
the only movie I’ve ever walked out on in a theater was Thor: Love and Thunder. It was like they heard all the fair criticisms of other Marvel movies and made a movie that invoked each criticism.
February 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
the only movie I’ve ever walked out on in a theater was Thor: Love and Thunder. It was like they heard all the fair criticisms of other Marvel movies and made a movie that invoked each criticism.
Gonna start carrying metal hooks, a nail, and a tiny hammer in my purse so I can install hooks in public bathroom doors for women’s purses
February 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Gonna start carrying metal hooks, a nail, and a tiny hammer in my purse so I can install hooks in public bathroom doors for women’s purses
I don’t get what people love about Palm Springs when it’s genuinely unbearable both climate-wise and culturally
February 2, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I don’t get what people love about Palm Springs when it’s genuinely unbearable both climate-wise and culturally
My January 2026 Wrapped
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My January 2026 Wrapped
What’s with disco elysium fans wanting a Cuno spinoff? I don’t wanna see that little shit grown up and a cop. I felt like there was enough Cuno in the game itself for a lifetime
February 1, 2026 at 6:42 PM
What’s with disco elysium fans wanting a Cuno spinoff? I don’t wanna see that little shit grown up and a cop. I felt like there was enough Cuno in the game itself for a lifetime
The cost of plastic fucking poster frames is out of control man
February 1, 2026 at 6:29 PM
The cost of plastic fucking poster frames is out of control man
don’t ever talk to me or my magic amulet again
January 31, 2026 at 6:42 PM
don’t ever talk to me or my magic amulet again
respectfully who are paperbag waist jeans for?
January 31, 2026 at 6:36 PM
respectfully who are paperbag waist jeans for?
Yknow what’s total bullshit? Airplane politics. First class should board LAST because boarding back to front makes the most sense, but we gotta pander to the fools who paid $1.2k more for 6 inches extra leg room. Embarrassing. I will fist fight every opponent. Bartender wdym they’re cutting me off f
January 31, 2026 at 7:47 AM
Yknow what’s total bullshit? Airplane politics. First class should board LAST because boarding back to front makes the most sense, but we gotta pander to the fools who paid $1.2k more for 6 inches extra leg room. Embarrassing. I will fist fight every opponent. Bartender wdym they’re cutting me off f
Vic Fuentes cleeeears
January 31, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Vic Fuentes cleeeears
Good thing I’m normal or else everyday annoyances like popup ads would send me into a blinding rage…hahahahaha
January 31, 2026 at 5:56 AM
Good thing I’m normal or else everyday annoyances like popup ads would send me into a blinding rage…hahahahaha
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*rolling up my sleeves* allllllright, time to log onto the pedantry box and see who isn't speaking perfectly to my liking. gotta make people's days just a little bit worse. quotas!
January 28, 2026 at 5:20 PM
*rolling up my sleeves* allllllright, time to log onto the pedantry box and see who isn't speaking perfectly to my liking. gotta make people's days just a little bit worse. quotas!
American sauce is ranch. British sauce is brown gravy. This has been an observation
January 27, 2026 at 5:09 PM
American sauce is ranch. British sauce is brown gravy. This has been an observation
Submitting my grocery pickup order as I gasp for breath on the stairmaster, knowing full well I only work out so I can eat whatever I want
January 26, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Submitting my grocery pickup order as I gasp for breath on the stairmaster, knowing full well I only work out so I can eat whatever I want
Reading Heated Rivalry. Sometimes after a DNF, you just need a predictable gay hockey smut/romance story.
January 26, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Reading Heated Rivalry. Sometimes after a DNF, you just need a predictable gay hockey smut/romance story.
The Life We Bury by Allen Eskens is hands down one of the worst books I’ve read in a long time. Like, it’s so bad it’s making me angry. If I ever see Eskens it’s on SIGHT
January 26, 2026 at 4:28 PM
The Life We Bury by Allen Eskens is hands down one of the worst books I’ve read in a long time. Like, it’s so bad it’s making me angry. If I ever see Eskens it’s on SIGHT