miss thrunch 2026
@thrunch.bsky.social
number one sunscreen enjoyer
born without the gift of subtlety
sexy on tuesdays and thursdays, evil the rest of the week
born without the gift of subtlety
sexy on tuesdays and thursdays, evil the rest of the week
My January 2026 Wrapped
February 1, 2026 at 9:41 PM
My January 2026 Wrapped
Hot take but I like the funky dyed grocery store flowers. I always see people call them tacky, and clown on men for buying them for women, but I think they’re fun
January 14, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Hot take but I like the funky dyed grocery store flowers. I always see people call them tacky, and clown on men for buying them for women, but I think they’re fun
This is the really stunning female European Garden Spider that lives outside the window of my apartment. I’m obsessed with her, I think she’s beautiful. Look at the cross marking on her back!!
What a cool little beastie.
What a cool little beastie.
December 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
This is the really stunning female European Garden Spider that lives outside the window of my apartment. I’m obsessed with her, I think she’s beautiful. Look at the cross marking on her back!!
What a cool little beastie.
What a cool little beastie.
You’re telling me the 3 members of Cloud Nothings AREN’T siblings?????
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
You’re telling me the 3 members of Cloud Nothings AREN’T siblings?????
In MARINA’s song CUPID’S GIRL, she rhymes “you just need to relax” with “shoot my arrow right into your back”
Does it not sound better if you change the words to “right into your ass?” Sure it’s more vulgar that way, but sonically I find it much more pleasing.
Please advise
Does it not sound better if you change the words to “right into your ass?” Sure it’s more vulgar that way, but sonically I find it much more pleasing.
Please advise
December 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
In MARINA’s song CUPID’S GIRL, she rhymes “you just need to relax” with “shoot my arrow right into your back”
Does it not sound better if you change the words to “right into your ass?” Sure it’s more vulgar that way, but sonically I find it much more pleasing.
Please advise
Does it not sound better if you change the words to “right into your ass?” Sure it’s more vulgar that way, but sonically I find it much more pleasing.
Please advise
Me in interviews: I take criticism well!
Me when criticized:
Me when criticized:
December 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me in interviews: I take criticism well!
Me when criticized:
Me when criticized:
Remember when companies used to give you a coupon for your birthday?
Maybelline sent me a bday email and there’s no coupon, just a demand that I buy their products (full priced).
Pass
Maybelline sent me a bday email and there’s no coupon, just a demand that I buy their products (full priced).
Pass
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Remember when companies used to give you a coupon for your birthday?
Maybelline sent me a bday email and there’s no coupon, just a demand that I buy their products (full priced).
Pass
Maybelline sent me a bday email and there’s no coupon, just a demand that I buy their products (full priced).
Pass
Guess how I found out the goddamn Seattle marathon has a checkpoint outside my apartment?
Yes it WAS the chanting and screaming since early this Sunday morning.
If you’re one of these assholes I hate you so much LET ME SLEEP 😭
Yes it WAS the chanting and screaming since early this Sunday morning.
If you’re one of these assholes I hate you so much LET ME SLEEP 😭
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Guess how I found out the goddamn Seattle marathon has a checkpoint outside my apartment?
Yes it WAS the chanting and screaming since early this Sunday morning.
If you’re one of these assholes I hate you so much LET ME SLEEP 😭
Yes it WAS the chanting and screaming since early this Sunday morning.
If you’re one of these assholes I hate you so much LET ME SLEEP 😭
I have now beaten every Balatro deck on Gold Stake. Bow before me, your Balatro god
November 22, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I have now beaten every Balatro deck on Gold Stake. Bow before me, your Balatro god
Nobody was signing up for Pilates at my gym so they moved the signup table to the locker room entrance so no one could duck the table anymore 💀
November 21, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Nobody was signing up for Pilates at my gym so they moved the signup table to the locker room entrance so no one could duck the table anymore 💀
Hey I’m not an economist, but we’re in the second recession of my lifetime and I’m not yet 25. I feel like we’re so beyond fucked
November 17, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Hey I’m not an economist, but we’re in the second recession of my lifetime and I’m not yet 25. I feel like we’re so beyond fucked
How to get a chicken quesadilla at Taco Bell for $4 instead of $7 (prices based on my location):
1. Get a stacker
2. Swap the beef for chicken
3. Ditch the nacho cheese and add creamy jalapeño sauce
It comes folded up like a stacker, but unfold it and it’s the same thing as the quesadilla!
1. Get a stacker
2. Swap the beef for chicken
3. Ditch the nacho cheese and add creamy jalapeño sauce
It comes folded up like a stacker, but unfold it and it’s the same thing as the quesadilla!
November 10, 2025 at 1:01 AM
How to get a chicken quesadilla at Taco Bell for $4 instead of $7 (prices based on my location):
1. Get a stacker
2. Swap the beef for chicken
3. Ditch the nacho cheese and add creamy jalapeño sauce
It comes folded up like a stacker, but unfold it and it’s the same thing as the quesadilla!
1. Get a stacker
2. Swap the beef for chicken
3. Ditch the nacho cheese and add creamy jalapeño sauce
It comes folded up like a stacker, but unfold it and it’s the same thing as the quesadilla!
Purple bell peppers you are so beautiful
November 8, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Purple bell peppers you are so beautiful
Life is worth living
October 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Life is worth living
Man I love to cook
October 28, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Man I love to cook
I can’t believe Demi Lovato looked at Cher and went “i’ll have what she had!”
October 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I can’t believe Demi Lovato looked at Cher and went “i’ll have what she had!”
I ended up at the Dua Lipa show last night and the highlight was her bringing out BEN GIBBARD of death cab so they could duet I Will Follow You into the Dark
I PEED
I PEED
October 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I ended up at the Dua Lipa show last night and the highlight was her bringing out BEN GIBBARD of death cab so they could duet I Will Follow You into the Dark
I PEED
I PEED
This is the LARGEST banh mi I have ever seen. The banh mother
It was $12!
It was $12!
October 13, 2025 at 6:56 PM
This is the LARGEST banh mi I have ever seen. The banh mother
It was $12!
It was $12!
I thought that licorice-flavored cough syrup was some 20th century myth but fear not, because Kroger brand cough syrup has taken up the torch.
Why is it GREEN
Why is it GREEN
October 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I thought that licorice-flavored cough syrup was some 20th century myth but fear not, because Kroger brand cough syrup has taken up the torch.
Why is it GREEN
Why is it GREEN
The sky is once again gray in Seattle and all is right in my world #fuckthesun
September 29, 2025 at 4:30 PM
The sky is once again gray in Seattle and all is right in my world #fuckthesun
Who are backless sweaters for??
“Yeah, I’d like to be cozy in the front but I really need everyone to know I’m not wearing a bra”
“Yeah, I’d like to be cozy in the front but I really need everyone to know I’m not wearing a bra”
September 29, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Who are backless sweaters for??
“Yeah, I’d like to be cozy in the front but I really need everyone to know I’m not wearing a bra”
“Yeah, I’d like to be cozy in the front but I really need everyone to know I’m not wearing a bra”
Spotted on my commute
September 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Spotted on my commute
These images have the same energy
September 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
These images have the same energy
Every walk I’ve taken since moving to Seattle has been magical ✨
September 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Every walk I’ve taken since moving to Seattle has been magical ✨
Miley Cyrus looks like a caricature of herself from 10 years ago. It’s wild that celebs are opting for this instead of letting themselves look older
September 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Miley Cyrus looks like a caricature of herself from 10 years ago. It’s wild that celebs are opting for this instead of letting themselves look older