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If Morgan Freeman is God, and a certain Prez "Super Jesus" (➡️Dylan Moran, What It Is) then Samuel L. Jackson is the Holy Ghost:
Strikes down on you out of nowhere, seriously Fs you up until you're babbling, knows when enough is enough, and pivots to fighting genocidal supervillains 🙂↔️
#dailysnark
Strikes down on you out of nowhere, seriously Fs you up until you're babbling, knows when enough is enough, and pivots to fighting genocidal supervillains 🙂↔️
#dailysnark
January 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If Morgan Freeman is God, and a certain Prez "Super Jesus" (➡️Dylan Moran, What It Is) then Samuel L. Jackson is the Holy Ghost:
Strikes down on you out of nowhere, seriously Fs you up until you're babbling, knows when enough is enough, and pivots to fighting genocidal supervillains 🙂↔️
#dailysnark
Strikes down on you out of nowhere, seriously Fs you up until you're babbling, knows when enough is enough, and pivots to fighting genocidal supervillains 🙂↔️
#dailysnark
Robin Hood hits different now
a cartoon of robin hood and a fox walking through a forest
Alt: Disney's Robin Hood and Little John walking through a forest
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January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Robin Hood hits different now
The Pinterest takeover feels insidious.
Like some creep sneaking into your underwear drawer.
You tell your guardians about the wanker ruffling through your undies. They not only say, "You're paranoid. He's such a nice guy. So helpful!" They force you to keep your bedroom door open.
#writing #NoAI
Like some creep sneaking into your underwear drawer.
You tell your guardians about the wanker ruffling through your undies. They not only say, "You're paranoid. He's such a nice guy. So helpful!" They force you to keep your bedroom door open.
#writing #NoAI
January 3, 2026 at 2:54 PM
It's something else when someone you know well enjoyed your writing in the best way.
*floats on a cloud of ✨️happy✨️*
#writing #writerslife
*floats on a cloud of ✨️happy✨️*
#writing #writerslife
January 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
It's something else when someone you know well enjoyed your writing in the best way.
*floats on a cloud of ✨️happy✨️*
#writing #writerslife
*floats on a cloud of ✨️happy✨️*
#writing #writerslife
January 2, 2026 at 10:13 PM
🧵
Every time you think he's done: Nope, there's more. Incredible.
Every time you think he's done: Nope, there's more. Incredible.
Yeah, man, the only difference between your career and Mark Rufallo’s career is the political stuff.
January 1, 2026 at 11:22 PM
🧵
Every time you think he's done: Nope, there's more. Incredible.
Every time you think he's done: Nope, there's more. Incredible.
Stumbled upon a young Anton Lesser (Partagaz in Andor) playing a Man of the Cloth. The cool, refined cadences, the institutional certainty, the boiling fanatism right underneath:
It's all there, a skillset that made the Major's calm efficiency so believable. Excellent casting choice 10/10
#filmsky
It's all there, a skillset that made the Major's calm efficiency so believable. Excellent casting choice 10/10
#filmsky
a close up of a man 's face with a white shirt on
Alt: A close-up of Andor's ISB Major Lio Partagaz saying, "Thesis, please"
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Stumbled upon a young Anton Lesser (Partagaz in Andor) playing a Man of the Cloth. The cool, refined cadences, the institutional certainty, the boiling fanatism right underneath:
It's all there, a skillset that made the Major's calm efficiency so believable. Excellent casting choice 10/10
#filmsky
It's all there, a skillset that made the Major's calm efficiency so believable. Excellent casting choice 10/10
#filmsky
Holy cow, London. That was amazing 👀
#2026
#2026
January 1, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Holy cow, London. That was amazing 👀
#2026
#2026
Happy New Year! 🥳
January 1, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Happy New Year! 🥳
Comment: Such a lovely series! No profanity, guns, or sexual content!
The series: a murder myserty with a high body count
*squints*
So you're saying bodies dropping left and right is A-ok but if you see one nipple it's over?
Wow. Ok. Talk about priorities. Phew. 👀
#dailysnark #writing
The series: a murder myserty with a high body count
*squints*
So you're saying bodies dropping left and right is A-ok but if you see one nipple it's over?
Wow. Ok. Talk about priorities. Phew. 👀
#dailysnark #writing
December 30, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Comment: Such a lovely series! No profanity, guns, or sexual content!
The series: a murder myserty with a high body count
*squints*
So you're saying bodies dropping left and right is A-ok but if you see one nipple it's over?
Wow. Ok. Talk about priorities. Phew. 👀
#dailysnark #writing
The series: a murder myserty with a high body count
*squints*
So you're saying bodies dropping left and right is A-ok but if you see one nipple it's over?
Wow. Ok. Talk about priorities. Phew. 👀
#dailysnark #writing
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Merry Christmas ❤️💚
December 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Merry Christmas ❤️💚
"I'm rumbly in my tumbly. Time for something sweet."
Words to live by from now until January.
#Christmas
Words to live by from now until January.
#Christmas
winnie the pooh is looking at himself in the mirror
Alt: winnie the pooh is looking at himself in the mirror while his tummy is rumbly
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December 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
"I'm rumbly in my tumbly. Time for something sweet."
Words to live by from now until January.
#Christmas
Words to live by from now until January.
#Christmas
Scene
Ms. Faerie's office, Harper speaking? This is Ms. Sugarplum Faerie's office, yes. CEO of CandyApple Industries? No, her great-granddaughter. The Party? Oh, Christmas! Oh no, not since the 1890s. That would be Claus House, North Pole 1, C-Day Devision. Certainly. You're very welcome.
#writing
Ms. Faerie's office, Harper speaking? This is Ms. Sugarplum Faerie's office, yes. CEO of CandyApple Industries? No, her great-granddaughter. The Party? Oh, Christmas! Oh no, not since the 1890s. That would be Claus House, North Pole 1, C-Day Devision. Certainly. You're very welcome.
#writing
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Scene
Ms. Faerie's office, Harper speaking? This is Ms. Sugarplum Faerie's office, yes. CEO of CandyApple Industries? No, her great-granddaughter. The Party? Oh, Christmas! Oh no, not since the 1890s. That would be Claus House, North Pole 1, C-Day Devision. Certainly. You're very welcome.
#writing
Ms. Faerie's office, Harper speaking? This is Ms. Sugarplum Faerie's office, yes. CEO of CandyApple Industries? No, her great-granddaughter. The Party? Oh, Christmas! Oh no, not since the 1890s. That would be Claus House, North Pole 1, C-Day Devision. Certainly. You're very welcome.
#writing
Still upset that "Five Gold Rings" are probably birds.
Apparently, they're all birds. 12 days of birds. Birds, birds, birds!
That man was out of his tree.
#Christmas
Apparently, they're all birds. 12 days of birds. Birds, birds, birds!
That man was out of his tree.
#Christmas
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Still upset that "Five Gold Rings" are probably birds.
Apparently, they're all birds. 12 days of birds. Birds, birds, birds!
That man was out of his tree.
#Christmas
Apparently, they're all birds. 12 days of birds. Birds, birds, birds!
That man was out of his tree.
#Christmas
People in The Past:
The Future will be amazing! 🥳
The Future:
War. Pestilence. Brain Rot. Planet-killing plagiarism machines. And fun little headlines:
"Tired, Anxious & Depressed?
Why That's Really Your Fault"
"Wage-Slavery Is Good, Actually"
"Can't Afford Lunch? Try Micro-Starving"
😒
#writing
The Future will be amazing! 🥳
The Future:
War. Pestilence. Brain Rot. Planet-killing plagiarism machines. And fun little headlines:
"Tired, Anxious & Depressed?
Why That's Really Your Fault"
"Wage-Slavery Is Good, Actually"
"Can't Afford Lunch? Try Micro-Starving"
😒
#writing
“AI used as much water as the water industry this year” is fucking wild
December 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
People in The Past:
The Future will be amazing! 🥳
The Future:
War. Pestilence. Brain Rot. Planet-killing plagiarism machines. And fun little headlines:
"Tired, Anxious & Depressed?
Why That's Really Your Fault"
"Wage-Slavery Is Good, Actually"
"Can't Afford Lunch? Try Micro-Starving"
😒
#writing
The Future will be amazing! 🥳
The Future:
War. Pestilence. Brain Rot. Planet-killing plagiarism machines. And fun little headlines:
"Tired, Anxious & Depressed?
Why That's Really Your Fault"
"Wage-Slavery Is Good, Actually"
"Can't Afford Lunch? Try Micro-Starving"
😒
#writing
December 15, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Costume and set design are amazing: There's levers to pull, buttons to push, and actual machinery. Characters move in real sets and outdoor spaces. Then there's the costumes and materials 💯🥰
*meanwhile*
Imperial Sociopaths: Committed to wrecking the Galaxy
Such perfectly horrible peopl😒
#writing
*meanwhile*
Imperial Sociopaths: Committed to wrecking the Galaxy
Such perfectly horrible peopl😒
#writing
a man in a star wars uniform stands in front of a window with the words unlimited power written below him
Alt: Krenik in his white Imperial uniform stands in front of a window with the words unlimited power written below him
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December 14, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Costume and set design are amazing: There's levers to pull, buttons to push, and actual machinery. Characters move in real sets and outdoor spaces. Then there's the costumes and materials 💯🥰
*meanwhile*
Imperial Sociopaths: Committed to wrecking the Galaxy
Such perfectly horrible peopl😒
#writing
*meanwhile*
Imperial Sociopaths: Committed to wrecking the Galaxy
Such perfectly horrible peopl😒
#writing
*Inner Child reacting to Andor S2E1's first 12 minutes*
WOW
Ooooooooh!
Teehee🤭
Oh no!
STOP TOUCHING THINGS
YES-NO-OUCH! EEEP! ERGH!😱
NOOOOOOOO ok.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
POWER UP! POWER UP! POWER UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Pleasepleasepleaseplease
YES!!🫠🥳
Wait, where's this?
#writing
WOW
Ooooooooh!
Teehee🤭
Oh no!
STOP TOUCHING THINGS
YES-NO-OUCH! EEEP! ERGH!😱
NOOOOOOOO ok.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
POWER UP! POWER UP! POWER UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Pleasepleasepleaseplease
YES!!🫠🥳
Wait, where's this?
#writing
December 14, 2025 at 7:31 PM
*Inner Child reacting to Andor S2E1's first 12 minutes*
WOW
Ooooooooh!
Teehee🤭
Oh no!
STOP TOUCHING THINGS
YES-NO-OUCH! EEEP! ERGH!😱
NOOOOOOOO ok.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
POWER UP! POWER UP! POWER UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Pleasepleasepleaseplease
YES!!🫠🥳
Wait, where's this?
#writing
WOW
Ooooooooh!
Teehee🤭
Oh no!
STOP TOUCHING THINGS
YES-NO-OUCH! EEEP! ERGH!😱
NOOOOOOOO ok.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
POWER UP! POWER UP! POWER UP!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Pleasepleasepleaseplease
YES!!🫠🥳
Wait, where's this?
#writing
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Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 AM
Sam Altman: hey I made a machine that stole literally all your stuff in order to make CSAM of your child actors, sometimes it encourages people to kill themselves
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
Disney: Holy shit here's a billion dollars
Altman: the machine loses more than that each week but thank you. Soon it will become god.
*checks calendar*
It says December. It feels like Meh-Ugh-Why 😩😒
*Christmas decorations twinkle*
Ok.
*Home Alone streaming For You*
I've seen it fiftyleven times.
*tin of Christmas cookies*
No.
*Christmas Market mulled wine*
Hm. Fine. Maybe one cup?
*Cheese*
Now we're talking.
#Christmas
It says December. It feels like Meh-Ugh-Why 😩😒
*Christmas decorations twinkle*
Ok.
*Home Alone streaming For You*
I've seen it fiftyleven times.
*tin of Christmas cookies*
No.
*Christmas Market mulled wine*
Hm. Fine. Maybe one cup?
*Cheese*
Now we're talking.
#Christmas
December 11, 2025 at 1:46 AM
*checks calendar*
It says December. It feels like Meh-Ugh-Why 😩😒
*Christmas decorations twinkle*
Ok.
*Home Alone streaming For You*
I've seen it fiftyleven times.
*tin of Christmas cookies*
No.
*Christmas Market mulled wine*
Hm. Fine. Maybe one cup?
*Cheese*
Now we're talking.
#Christmas
It says December. It feels like Meh-Ugh-Why 😩😒
*Christmas decorations twinkle*
Ok.
*Home Alone streaming For You*
I've seen it fiftyleven times.
*tin of Christmas cookies*
No.
*Christmas Market mulled wine*
Hm. Fine. Maybe one cup?
*Cheese*
Now we're talking.
#Christmas
These Xmas ads are worse than weeds!
Oh so you thought you finally set up a walled garden (digital space) with wonderful flowerbeds (genuine creativity)?
WRONG!
There it is, the dratted thing, hovering front and center, ruining all the visuals (ugh!)
I now actively loathe the company.
#writing
Oh so you thought you finally set up a walled garden (digital space) with wonderful flowerbeds (genuine creativity)?
WRONG!
There it is, the dratted thing, hovering front and center, ruining all the visuals (ugh!)
I now actively loathe the company.
#writing
December 5, 2025 at 10:48 PM
These Xmas ads are worse than weeds!
Oh so you thought you finally set up a walled garden (digital space) with wonderful flowerbeds (genuine creativity)?
WRONG!
There it is, the dratted thing, hovering front and center, ruining all the visuals (ugh!)
I now actively loathe the company.
#writing
Oh so you thought you finally set up a walled garden (digital space) with wonderful flowerbeds (genuine creativity)?
WRONG!
There it is, the dratted thing, hovering front and center, ruining all the visuals (ugh!)
I now actively loathe the company.
#writing