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Thongman
@thongman.bsky.social
I'm a guy who shouts at Smite, not a fucking fetish account. (He/Him)

Streams: twitch.tv/thongman
Patter: https://discord.gg/sy2SxQdWPP
Been playing Smite 2 again and honestly, it just feels so fucking good everyone should experience it for themselves before it burns out in a year or so
December 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The kind of humbling chat message I could really use more of to keep my rampant ego in check
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Did a cruise and it was good.

Except my case never left Rome airport so I wore the same shorts for a week.

Aside from my smelly gooch it was cracking.
October 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Literally in the same screen on the bbc
September 17, 2025 at 11:33 AM
Yo guys I think Silksong is a real game
September 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Nothing more irritating than morons who call pre-BOTW Zelda games RPGs. Not to be dramatic but they should have their tongues and hands removed.
April 17, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Well that's a neat thing
Yuuku preserved King's Field Mobile, a previously-lost King's Field i-mode game. A retelling of the PS1 original, it has different map layouts and an auto-map. For a real-time 3D 2004 keitai game, it's very ambitious. There's already an English patch too!
April 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Wearing a mask and watching from rootops,
She and her sisters are mysterious but friendly.

Most of the time anyways.

They live Everywhere so keep an eye out.

letsrp.co.uk | #RedM #RDRP | discord.gg/lets-rp
April 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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What happens when you mess with family?

He happens.

Watch your fingers, now.

letsrp.co.uk | #RedM #RDRP | discord.gg/lets-rp
March 31, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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Let's RP #RedM whitelist applications are OPEN!

Join the Home of Cinematic Roleplay and help shape the future of Red Dead Redemption RP!

letsrp.co.uk | #RDRP #RDR2 | discord.gg/lets-rp
March 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Thank you for watching our special LIVE preview this evening!

Your patience will soon be rewarded.

Let's RP #RedM launches in BETA... TOMORROW!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASHO...
Let's RP RedM | Beta Launch Trailer
YouTube video by Let's RP
www.youtube.com
February 27, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Wes Streeting should be fired.

Ideally out of a cannon.
February 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Oops our new song is out but it broke so you can only listen to it on Soundcloud and Bandcamp. Music video is out now tho!!

The Losing Score - Exhausting (Music Video)
youtu.be/z7ru8IWv_D4
The Losing Score - Exhausting (Music Video)
YouTube video by The Losing Score
youtu.be
February 7, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Bouncing between the twin states of "my head is fucking friend" and "my head's up my arse" and I'm just worried the combination will leave me with 3rd degree burns on the hole.
February 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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The ultimate Dark Souls race is happening on Sunday 09 Feb at 12.30pm GMT.

Mon watch @jasoneatscake.bsky.social @spacekingmikey.bsky.social @thongman.bsky.social (maybe @crashscreen.bsky.social) and I attempt a glitchless race to the end of Dark Souls over at twitch.tv/team_of_streamers
January 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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anyway, it's always morally correct to punch nazis.
January 21, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Went back and watched the Format Frenzy VOD from August and honestly still so proud of it. Really excited to do more with it this year.

youtu.be/lqhNqXJTyPY?...

#twitch
FORMAT FRENZY PILOT - THE QUIZ SHOW STREAM
YouTube video by Thongman
youtu.be
January 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Got a bit of a hole left where Smite would normally be, I need a fun little competitive game I can enjoy for 2-4 hours at a time and occasionally convince people to jump on but also enjoy solo.
January 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I've managed to work around the temptation for years but I'm finally installing Civ 6, goodbye new years resolutions
January 4, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Tonight, as is tradition, the leftovers became an Xmas Dip Sandwich.

Bowls of turkey gravy not pictured
December 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
As my partner is working the 25th, doing Christmas Dinner tonight.

It always looks a bit wild at the 'early cooking' phase
December 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
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Tonight our community comes together to celebrate one another’s talent and achievements throughout our time with #FiveM

We look back on another wonderful year of roleplay before we turn the page to our next adventure with #RedM

We look forward to seeing you there!
December 14, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Tody I found out my partner had never heard A Good Heart by Feargal Sharkey before. Don't worry, fixed it, we listened to it 5 times so she could really get it.
November 30, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Help my cat is a floating head
November 30, 2024 at 9:18 AM