Thongman
@thongman.bsky.social
I'm a guy who shouts at Smite, not a fucking fetish account. (He/Him)
Streams: twitch.tv/thongman
Patter: https://discord.gg/sy2SxQdWPP
Streams: twitch.tv/thongman
Patter: https://discord.gg/sy2SxQdWPP
The kind of humbling chat message I could really use more of to keep my rampant ego in check
October 28, 2025 at 3:48 PM
The kind of humbling chat message I could really use more of to keep my rampant ego in check
Did a cruise and it was good.
Except my case never left Rome airport so I wore the same shorts for a week.
Aside from my smelly gooch it was cracking.
Except my case never left Rome airport so I wore the same shorts for a week.
Aside from my smelly gooch it was cracking.
October 6, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Did a cruise and it was good.
Except my case never left Rome airport so I wore the same shorts for a week.
Aside from my smelly gooch it was cracking.
Except my case never left Rome airport so I wore the same shorts for a week.
Aside from my smelly gooch it was cracking.
Tonight, as is tradition, the leftovers became an Xmas Dip Sandwich.
Bowls of turkey gravy not pictured
Bowls of turkey gravy not pictured
December 23, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Tonight, as is tradition, the leftovers became an Xmas Dip Sandwich.
Bowls of turkey gravy not pictured
Bowls of turkey gravy not pictured
Bonus video of a reindeer doing a gravy sick on the plate
December 21, 2024 at 5:55 PM
Bonus video of a reindeer doing a gravy sick on the plate
It fair came together but
December 21, 2024 at 5:54 PM
It fair came together but
As my partner is working the 25th, doing Christmas Dinner tonight.
It always looks a bit wild at the 'early cooking' phase
It always looks a bit wild at the 'early cooking' phase
December 21, 2024 at 3:42 PM
As my partner is working the 25th, doing Christmas Dinner tonight.
It always looks a bit wild at the 'early cooking' phase
It always looks a bit wild at the 'early cooking' phase
Help my cat is a floating head
November 30, 2024 at 9:18 AM
Help my cat is a floating head
Only visiting the most important sights in Inverness.
October 26, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Only visiting the most important sights in Inverness.
Used this (a Red Kuri pumpkin) to make a wee traybake with lentils and a mustard dressing. Very delicious, much recommend.
October 18, 2024 at 7:36 PM
Used this (a Red Kuri pumpkin) to make a wee traybake with lentils and a mustard dressing. Very delicious, much recommend.
Update: it was B L I S S F U L
October 18, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Update: it was B L I S S F U L
My partner treated us (well, really me since I wouldn't shut up about them) to the Ninja knife set/block with built in sharpener last night.
I've got 3 pumpkins waiting at home to get diced up after work and folks, I'm more excited than Archie was when he saw 2 entire boxes to hang out in.
I've got 3 pumpkins waiting at home to get diced up after work and folks, I'm more excited than Archie was when he saw 2 entire boxes to hang out in.
October 18, 2024 at 11:15 AM
My partner treated us (well, really me since I wouldn't shut up about them) to the Ninja knife set/block with built in sharpener last night.
I've got 3 pumpkins waiting at home to get diced up after work and folks, I'm more excited than Archie was when he saw 2 entire boxes to hang out in.
I've got 3 pumpkins waiting at home to get diced up after work and folks, I'm more excited than Archie was when he saw 2 entire boxes to hang out in.
There is no privacy in Archie's world. Can't even jobby without becoming a climbing frame ffs
September 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
There is no privacy in Archie's world. Can't even jobby without becoming a climbing frame ffs
I then turned a corner and
IT'S FUCKING AUGUST, WHAT IS THIS?!
IT'S FUCKING AUGUST, WHAT IS THIS?!
August 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
I then turned a corner and
IT'S FUCKING AUGUST, WHAT IS THIS?!
IT'S FUCKING AUGUST, WHAT IS THIS?!
Today in the supermarket I saw this and took a picture to post here saying 'Itd fucking August what is this', however...
August 31, 2024 at 9:02 PM
Today in the supermarket I saw this and took a picture to post here saying 'Itd fucking August what is this', however...
Oh hey, remember me?
Catch up with me this week on Twitch!
Catch up with me this week on Twitch!
January 7, 2024 at 7:47 PM
Oh hey, remember me?
Catch up with me this week on Twitch!
Catch up with me this week on Twitch!
October has been the contest month I've ever worked, honestly cannot wait for shit to finally settle a bit so I can write, run some D&D and protect my valuables from the psychotic terrorist that lives in my house
October 27, 2023 at 8:06 AM
October has been the contest month I've ever worked, honestly cannot wait for shit to finally settle a bit so I can write, run some D&D and protect my valuables from the psychotic terrorist that lives in my house
Catsitting for a few days ans honestly don't know why they still let me
October 5, 2023 at 9:41 PM
Catsitting for a few days ans honestly don't know why they still let me
It's time to get creative, cause we're designing a D&D 5e encounter!
Come on in and have your say as we relax, create and chat together.
It's LIVE, NOW!
www.twitch.tv/thongman
Come on in and have your say as we relax, create and chat together.
It's LIVE, NOW!
www.twitch.tv/thongman
September 13, 2023 at 10:05 AM
It's time to get creative, cause we're designing a D&D 5e encounter!
Come on in and have your say as we relax, create and chat together.
It's LIVE, NOW!
www.twitch.tv/thongman
Come on in and have your say as we relax, create and chat together.
It's LIVE, NOW!
www.twitch.tv/thongman
How it feels being me, a fucking moron, after successfully installing a new SSD
August 5, 2023 at 3:58 PM
How it feels being me, a fucking moron, after successfully installing a new SSD
Look, I dunno what to post here either, here is a ridiculous image I slapped together of Fatima Whitbread as an Final Fantasy Twitter character. Stay tuned for more banal nonsense.
July 24, 2023 at 3:58 PM
Look, I dunno what to post here either, here is a ridiculous image I slapped together of Fatima Whitbread as an Final Fantasy Twitter character. Stay tuned for more banal nonsense.