Thomas Newton
@thomasnewton2323.bsky.social
Writer, campinologist, liar.
It's that time of year again.
Happy 14th of November to those who celebrate
happy november 14th everybody!
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 PM
It's that time of year again.
Delivery drivers were part of the many frontline workers who helped keep the country on an even keel during lockdown, whether they were delivering sourdough starters, booze, bog roll or anything else that couldn't be streamed or downloaded. The disrespect shown is unsurprising but no less depressing
By a fellow human being working incredibly hard to support themselves and secure a better life?
July 24, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Delivery drivers were part of the many frontline workers who helped keep the country on an even keel during lockdown, whether they were delivering sourdough starters, booze, bog roll or anything else that couldn't be streamed or downloaded. The disrespect shown is unsurprising but no less depressing
Hats off to the chap working off of a Cudy router with a Lyca SIM powered by a 12V battery pack on the train. Apparently necessary to stop to stop the signal from dropping every time there's handover between two cell towers — now *that's* dedication.
June 29, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Hats off to the chap working off of a Cudy router with a Lyca SIM powered by a 12V battery pack on the train. Apparently necessary to stop to stop the signal from dropping every time there's handover between two cell towers — now *that's* dedication.
Calling at Ablehnung, Enttäuschung, Hinterhältige Zentrale, and Zerplatzte Träume Parkway-Fahrt
Olaf Scholz mocked British railways over “broken tracks and bad trains”, claiming that "nothing works any more” in the UK. Turns out: Germany rail problems have become so bad that Deutsche Bahn long-distance service is less punctual than even the worst operator in Britain. www.ft.com/content/d3b6...
February 19, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Calling at Ablehnung, Enttäuschung, Hinterhältige Zentrale, and Zerplatzte Träume Parkway-Fahrt
Make a band meatier
Emerson, Lake & Shawarma
Emerson, Lake & Shawarma
Lardon Estelle and Hot Wingsor Davies
Make a band meatier
Meatallica
Meatallica
January 24, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Make a band meatier
Emerson, Lake & Shawarma
Emerson, Lake & Shawarma
Company peddling a defective, resource-intensive service that nobody wants or needs addicted to handouts shocker.
December 28, 2024 at 8:17 AM
Company peddling a defective, resource-intensive service that nobody wants or needs addicted to handouts shocker.
Pythagoras: 遅れて申し訳ありません。ビー玉はパプリカ缶にぶつからなかったのです。
Rube Goldberg: Sorry I'm late, the chicken didn't knock over the watering can
December 18, 2024 at 7:44 AM
Pythagoras: 遅れて申し訳ありません。ビー玉はパプリカ缶にぶつからなかったのです。
Trinity: Hello, Neo.
Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you.
Neo: This conversation isn't heading in a very GDPR direction.
Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you.
Neo: This conversation isn't heading in a very GDPR direction.
November 22, 2024 at 9:15 AM
Trinity: Hello, Neo.
Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you.
Neo: This conversation isn't heading in a very GDPR direction.
Neo: How do you know that name?
Trinity: I know a lot about you.
Neo: This conversation isn't heading in a very GDPR direction.
Cosplay kulak Clarkson caught out
November 19, 2024 at 6:57 PM
Cosplay kulak Clarkson caught out
'No one cared who I was until I put on the Mask III by Jakob Rowlinson'
November 18, 2024 at 1:12 PM
'No one cared who I was until I put on the Mask III by Jakob Rowlinson'
Happy 14th of November to those who celebrate
November 14, 2024 at 9:10 AM
Happy 14th of November to those who celebrate
Reposted by Thomas Newton
From the beginning, the danger hasn't been Trump. He is constitutionally lazy, ignorant, unambitious and just generally not good at things. The danger is from people supposedly in opposition doing fuck all to stop the rest of his coterie, categorically more evil, ambitious and skilled than him.
I have an entire rant with several key points, but the gist is: Send Donald Trump to jail nothing bad will happen. There will be no riots, no demonstrations, nothing that can be done by the system or police or FBI or anyone to stop it. And once it happens, we’ll realize it was never scary.
the powerful: “throwing him in jail might cause a revolution carrying him to a golden throne on a river of populist outrage”
very offline normie libs: “someone should shoot that motherfucker”
very offline normie libs: “someone should shoot that motherfucker”
May 7, 2024 at 6:21 PM
From the beginning, the danger hasn't been Trump. He is constitutionally lazy, ignorant, unambitious and just generally not good at things. The danger is from people supposedly in opposition doing fuck all to stop the rest of his coterie, categorically more evil, ambitious and skilled than him.
Hello America, this year you have the chance to do something wonderful — if you prevent Trump from winning, it will make Russell Brand's life worse.
Nine years ago this man was an atheist campaigning for Corbyn. He is now praying for Trump on stage with Tucker Carlson.
What a journey. ~AA
What a journey. ~AA
September 7, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Hello America, this year you have the chance to do something wonderful — if you prevent Trump from winning, it will make Russell Brand's life worse.
Thoughts on the Yoko Ono 'Music of the Mind' exhibit at the Tate Modern.
I enthusiastically took part in the installations I was invited to take part in, including 'Painting To Hammer A Nail', 'Bag Piece', and 'Painting to be Stepped On'.
I enthusiastically took part in the installations I was invited to take part in, including 'Painting To Hammer A Nail', 'Bag Piece', and 'Painting to be Stepped On'.
August 26, 2024 at 2:37 PM
Thoughts on the Yoko Ono 'Music of the Mind' exhibit at the Tate Modern.
I enthusiastically took part in the installations I was invited to take part in, including 'Painting To Hammer A Nail', 'Bag Piece', and 'Painting to be Stepped On'.
I enthusiastically took part in the installations I was invited to take part in, including 'Painting To Hammer A Nail', 'Bag Piece', and 'Painting to be Stepped On'.