Thom Watt
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social
Football stats, music, whisky and the occasional spreadsheet screenshot.
Idea.
Make the next Old Firm game five minutes long.
Make the next Old Firm game five minutes long.
August 31, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Idea.
Make the next Old Firm game five minutes long.
Make the next Old Firm game five minutes long.
Manchester United have just lost to a team with "winner winner, chicken dinner" on their shirts.
August 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Manchester United have just lost to a team with "winner winner, chicken dinner" on their shirts.
Don't know about you, but I think it's a good idea if the winners of the last trophy of the season go into the Champions League draw.
August 26, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Don't know about you, but I think it's a good idea if the winners of the last trophy of the season go into the Champions League draw.
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My daft band has a new video. Doing all of this independently and it's exhausting. If you could give it a wee like/share, that'd be lovely. If you don't like it, that's your problem, I'm afraid.
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Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!
Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.
Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!
Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.
SLIME CITY // YOU DO THE MATH(S)
YouTube video by SLIME CITY
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
My daft band has a new video. Doing all of this independently and it's exhausting. If you could give it a wee like/share, that'd be lovely. If you don't like it, that's your problem, I'm afraid.
Reposted by Thom Watt
➕➖✖️➗💀
Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!
Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.
Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!
Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.
SLIME CITY // YOU DO THE MATH(S)
YouTube video by SLIME CITY
youtu.be
August 23, 2025 at 10:13 AM
➕➖✖️➗💀
Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!
Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.
Thanks for all the love on our new record 'You Do The Math(s)' so far!
Please give it a wee like/share on YourTurb if you haven't already, that'd be class wee guy behaviour.
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The 4 most interesting League Cup last-16 ties
Joel Sked and Thom Watt ponder whether St Johnstone are a better team than last season, if Stephen Robinson can get St Mirren back to Hampden, and wonder what David Gray will do with his team selection.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/136561...
Joel Sked and Thom Watt ponder whether St Johnstone are a better team than last season, if Stephen Robinson can get St Mirren back to Hampden, and wonder what David Gray will do with his team selection.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/136561...
August 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
The 4 most interesting League Cup last-16 ties
Joel Sked and Thom Watt ponder whether St Johnstone are a better team than last season, if Stephen Robinson can get St Mirren back to Hampden, and wonder what David Gray will do with his team selection.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/136561...
Joel Sked and Thom Watt ponder whether St Johnstone are a better team than last season, if Stephen Robinson can get St Mirren back to Hampden, and wonder what David Gray will do with his team selection.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/136561...
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I am becoming increasingly anxious about:
1) The Government’s lack of meaningful response to this, and indeed the pandering to it.
2) The way it’s being covered by broadcasters.
1) The Government’s lack of meaningful response to this, and indeed the pandering to it.
2) The way it’s being covered by broadcasters.
They see brown men and think their women and children are under attack. And they get a bbc article about their 'legitimate concerns'. How long before they have legitimate concerns about the rest of us?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
'People are angry': Behind the wave of asylum hotel protests
The BBC visits sites of protests to hear the voices of those opposed to the hotels and others in support of asylum seekers.
www.bbc.co.uk
August 10, 2025 at 9:47 AM
I am becoming increasingly anxious about:
1) The Government’s lack of meaningful response to this, and indeed the pandering to it.
2) The way it’s being covered by broadcasters.
1) The Government’s lack of meaningful response to this, and indeed the pandering to it.
2) The way it’s being covered by broadcasters.
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The webslinger's colours are simply too sectarian for Glasgow.
August 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
The webslinger's colours are simply too sectarian for Glasgow.
I recognise the integrity of the Emmys as much as the next man, but how will they choose the best guest performance between (checks notes) Martin Scorsese playing Martin Scorsese, Dave Franco playing Dave Franco, Ron Howard playing Ron Howard or Anthony Mackie playing Anthony Mackie?
July 16, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I recognise the integrity of the Emmys as much as the next man, but how will they choose the best guest performance between (checks notes) Martin Scorsese playing Martin Scorsese, Dave Franco playing Dave Franco, Ron Howard playing Ron Howard or Anthony Mackie playing Anthony Mackie?
I don't get the 1975. Pish.
Leo Sayer and three PR shots of Brewdog James.
Leo Sayer and three PR shots of Brewdog James.
June 27, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I don't get the 1975. Pish.
Leo Sayer and three PR shots of Brewdog James.
Leo Sayer and three PR shots of Brewdog James.
25 years + of imposter syndrome. Instantly cured by thinking about Kaspar Schmeichel.
May 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
25 years + of imposter syndrome. Instantly cured by thinking about Kaspar Schmeichel.
If the peak of comedy is pretending you can't see people wearing camouflage clothes (and it is), then the trough of comedy is asking people carrying musical instruments if they've got a gun in there.
April 4, 2025 at 8:45 AM
If the peak of comedy is pretending you can't see people wearing camouflage clothes (and it is), then the trough of comedy is asking people carrying musical instruments if they've got a gun in there.
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The 12 best full-backs/wing-backs in the Scottish Premiership
As more than half the league plays a three-at-the-back system, we're changing it up. After much deliberation from the team, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Euan Taylor talk you through our countdown.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/125390...
As more than half the league plays a three-at-the-back system, we're changing it up. After much deliberation from the team, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Euan Taylor talk you through our countdown.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/125390...
March 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The 12 best full-backs/wing-backs in the Scottish Premiership
As more than half the league plays a three-at-the-back system, we're changing it up. After much deliberation from the team, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Euan Taylor talk you through our countdown.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/125390...
As more than half the league plays a three-at-the-back system, we're changing it up. After much deliberation from the team, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Euan Taylor talk you through our countdown.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/125390...
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What on earth has happened to Tony Doc's Dundee?
Gary Cocker joins @thomalexwatt.bsky.social to discuss:
🔵 The keeper conundrum
⚪ The impact of back to back 6-0s
🔵 Dropping the back three
⚪ The need for experienced players
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123805...
Gary Cocker joins @thomalexwatt.bsky.social to discuss:
🔵 The keeper conundrum
⚪ The impact of back to back 6-0s
🔵 Dropping the back three
⚪ The need for experienced players
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123805...
March 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
What on earth has happened to Tony Doc's Dundee?
Gary Cocker joins @thomalexwatt.bsky.social to discuss:
🔵 The keeper conundrum
⚪ The impact of back to back 6-0s
🔵 Dropping the back three
⚪ The need for experienced players
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123805...
Gary Cocker joins @thomalexwatt.bsky.social to discuss:
🔵 The keeper conundrum
⚪ The impact of back to back 6-0s
🔵 Dropping the back three
⚪ The need for experienced players
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123805...
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Scozia! The Rise of Scots in Italy
In the first episode of a new series, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Duncan McKay talk about the many Scots who are becoming cult heroes in Italy, their own love of Italian football and how this season's run-in is shaping up.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123332...
In the first episode of a new series, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Duncan McKay talk about the many Scots who are becoming cult heroes in Italy, their own love of Italian football and how this season's run-in is shaping up.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123332...
February 28, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Scozia! The Rise of Scots in Italy
In the first episode of a new series, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Duncan McKay talk about the many Scots who are becoming cult heroes in Italy, their own love of Italian football and how this season's run-in is shaping up.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123332...
In the first episode of a new series, @thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Duncan McKay talk about the many Scots who are becoming cult heroes in Italy, their own love of Italian football and how this season's run-in is shaping up.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/123332...
Definitely something up with the Wikipedia app,but not in a bad way @mogwai.scot
January 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Definitely something up with the Wikipedia app,but not in a bad way @mogwai.scot
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Ah Robert Burn.
He was a famous Scottish Poe
He was a famous Scottish Poe
January 24, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Ah Robert Burn.
He was a famous Scottish Poe
He was a famous Scottish Poe
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The next episode of 16 to 1!
@craig-killie.bsky.social asks the questions as @thomalexwatt.bsky.social & Scott McClymont battle it out. The subjects:
🤔 Kilmarnock’s 2021-22 season
🤔 Aberdeen’s 1990 Scottish Cup run
🤔 Scottish players called Scott
🤔 Jim Goodwin
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/16-to-...
@craig-killie.bsky.social asks the questions as @thomalexwatt.bsky.social & Scott McClymont battle it out. The subjects:
🤔 Kilmarnock’s 2021-22 season
🤔 Aberdeen’s 1990 Scottish Cup run
🤔 Scottish players called Scott
🤔 Jim Goodwin
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/16-to-...
January 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
The next episode of 16 to 1!
@craig-killie.bsky.social asks the questions as @thomalexwatt.bsky.social & Scott McClymont battle it out. The subjects:
🤔 Kilmarnock’s 2021-22 season
🤔 Aberdeen’s 1990 Scottish Cup run
🤔 Scottish players called Scott
🤔 Jim Goodwin
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/16-to-...
@craig-killie.bsky.social asks the questions as @thomalexwatt.bsky.social & Scott McClymont battle it out. The subjects:
🤔 Kilmarnock’s 2021-22 season
🤔 Aberdeen’s 1990 Scottish Cup run
🤔 Scottish players called Scott
🤔 Jim Goodwin
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/16-to-...
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Analysing the Scottish Premiership's January window signings (part 1)
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Gary Cocker chat about the Scandinavian Ricky Foster, Mexicans and Panamanians, Calvin Ramsay’s sliding doors and wonder what St Johnstone are up to.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/120061...
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Gary Cocker chat about the Scandinavian Ricky Foster, Mexicans and Panamanians, Calvin Ramsay’s sliding doors and wonder what St Johnstone are up to.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/120061...
January 17, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Analysing the Scottish Premiership's January window signings (part 1)
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Gary Cocker chat about the Scandinavian Ricky Foster, Mexicans and Panamanians, Calvin Ramsay’s sliding doors and wonder what St Johnstone are up to.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/120061...
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social and Gary Cocker chat about the Scandinavian Ricky Foster, Mexicans and Panamanians, Calvin Ramsay’s sliding doors and wonder what St Johnstone are up to.
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/120061...
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Aberdeen FC: A vibes check-in
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social joins @craigfowler86.bsky.social to chat:
🔴 The five-game winless run
⚪ The battle for second place
🔴 Shayden Morris
⚪ Squad rotation
🔴 The best option up front
⚪ What's still an incredible season so far
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/118186...
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social joins @craigfowler86.bsky.social to chat:
🔴 The five-game winless run
⚪ The battle for second place
🔴 Shayden Morris
⚪ Squad rotation
🔴 The best option up front
⚪ What's still an incredible season so far
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/118186...
December 18, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Aberdeen FC: A vibes check-in
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social joins @craigfowler86.bsky.social to chat:
🔴 The five-game winless run
⚪ The battle for second place
🔴 Shayden Morris
⚪ Squad rotation
🔴 The best option up front
⚪ What's still an incredible season so far
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/118186...
@thomalexwatt.bsky.social joins @craigfowler86.bsky.social to chat:
🔴 The five-game winless run
⚪ The battle for second place
🔴 Shayden Morris
⚪ Squad rotation
🔴 The best option up front
⚪ What's still an incredible season so far
Sub: www.patreon.com/posts/118186...
December 3, 2024 at 9:50 PM
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![David Hughes @david8hughes
[sees girl reading The Catcher in the Rye] "Ah I love that book. The way he just [clenches fist] catches all that frickin rye."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreie3op75qim57qpctrkvfmj7525hqu3w6bi4i7wa6aa64vpds4v2ty@jpeg)
Mysterious island has appeared above Glasgow. Will explore later.
November 28, 2024 at 10:09 AM
Mysterious island has appeared above Glasgow. Will explore later.
I wish it was a smarter one than this. But it's not.
November 27, 2024 at 4:43 PM
I wish it was a smarter one than this. But it's not.