Still not a fan of thr historic epic route they went with for the sequel. Where was Joy? Where was Riley?

This mf opening letters to the audience like that shit isn't a federal offense

Once again my political enemies are smearing me by presenting evidence of my crimes

The new Superman costume looks amazing idc what anyone says

one time at chili’s i asked them to bring me the heart of the manager and they did. they even microwaved it for me first

Going to the movies by yourself is one of life’s hidden pleasures. Just you and a large popcorn and some sour patch kids and all of your big goblin energy alone in the dark where nobody can see your shame. Priceless.

Saw this on FB. #starwars

When I was a kid I invented ultimate chocolate milk which consisted of kroger chocolate milk with 3 spoons of nesquick, a large amount of Hershey chocolate syrup, and a splash of French vanilla creamer for balance