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z toto 🪩
@thirdeyeblindfold.bsky.social
pro verbs. anti nouns. neutral towards adjectives & prepositions 𓅸

Local (New England) live music is my sun 🌞
wizard with a wand competing with the lightning
July 3, 2025 at 6:18 AM
oh my books? they’re not for reading. I styack them up and stand on top of them and then I am tall enough to see on top of the cabinets. mom says there’s nothing up there but I don’t think she even looked. the voices tell me that It Must Be Found
July 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
trans dude named Fence and his non-binary partner Joust
July 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
sub stack that’s what it’s called when me and the homies play piggyback ride ☝🏽
July 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
How’s it going over here? Did we enjoy everything? Will my suffering ever end? Will it carry on into the afterlife? Do you think I could’ve made it as a dancer? Did we save any room for dessert?
July 1, 2025 at 8:52 PM
fender bender? I hardly know’er!! Ha!
No I do not have car insurance 👍👍👍
🏃🏽💨
July 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
if a bear came across me in the woods they would just be like
“no worries ur cool 👍”
July 1, 2025 at 8:46 PM
🗣️ LAZY EYE by SILVERSUN PICKUPS
January 29, 2025 at 1:38 AM
her shoulder’s colder than the ocean
in the northern of Maine
we tried to do a sort of dance and
now we’re sort of in pain
thought we were painting a masterpiece
but we both got framed
I didn’t want to win or lose with you —
I wanted to play
January 29, 2025 at 1:23 AM
*using a can opener to smash the can over and over until the garbanzos are spilling onto the floor and rolling under the stove to feed the family of mice living in the walls* oh haha it has a pull tab
January 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I’m logged onto dating apps you’ve never heard of swiping exclusively on genderfluid folks w bowl cuts
January 26, 2025 at 3:54 AM
it’s not a true Nazi salute unless it’s from the Nazi region of France. that’s just sparkling fascism
January 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Dave Matthews Banned from the Kinzie Street Bridge, more like
January 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
thinkin about perpetual soup again
November 24, 2024 at 6:30 AM
i am the horse’s mouth
March 10, 2024 at 4:35 AM
hey i’m joaquin’ here
January 26, 2024 at 2:45 AM
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there's really no point in buying pre-filled bags of garbage. what you do is, you buy empty garbage bags and line your garbage can with them. every time you wind up with egg shells, old wrappers, orange peels, just chuck them in there! before long you'll have your own bag full of garbage
January 3, 2024 at 4:51 AM
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“Sidequest” by Pink Navel & Kenny Segal #nowplaying #6music
December 23, 2023 at 11:54 AM
we’re (so) back
December 25, 2023 at 9:59 PM
stop and smell the flowers is not just a metaphor !!!
August 17, 2023 at 1:40 AM
working my way to sub-10 on the NYT Mini crossword
August 17, 2023 at 12:10 AM
I am absolutely and utterly hooked on frick frack roulette
August 15, 2023 at 11:07 PM
me at the EDM fest doing the Pinegrove shuffle: 👁️🌲👁️
August 15, 2023 at 11:06 PM
where my kendama ppl at?
August 4, 2023 at 5:52 PM
me when 3eb says “send me all your vampires” 12 times consecutively: dude what are you saying??
he really said “i wanna be your crystal baller” and i still haven’t processed how i feel about it
August 4, 2023 at 5:50 PM