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The Watcher
@theywhowatches.bsky.social
They/Them See-er Of Things
Minors DNI
Pinned
I’m sane and normal
i fuckin love older women
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Wake up early to get my tires changed

“sorry we’re not doing tire changes today”
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:51 PM
i have lots of personality traits like

bideo game
November 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Verb, Noun, 9/11
it’s all there
Checking in on Rudy Giuliani, I see he's having an insane one
November 6, 2025 at 10:40 PM
how do i get hinge matches if im short and icky looking
November 5, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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incredible reaction to zohran winning
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I fucking love watching capitalists cry
November 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
the agony (tummy hurts)
November 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
my ego is Brobdingnagian
October 28, 2025 at 7:42 PM
wawawawawawWWWawawa
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 PM
He’s green for an amazing reason
October 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
they broke up
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
giving relationship advice to my car
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
wtf

let him

out
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
🏳️‍🌈?
October 22, 2025 at 3:47 AM
My son thinks you all hate him now…
Coffee with my

son
October 21, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Coffee with my

son
October 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM
my roommate sure does love slurs
October 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
no

i’ve seen first hand.

they can’t even take care of themselves
October 18, 2025 at 7:57 AM
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"What are you gonna do, set me on fire?"
October 16, 2025 at 12:02 PM
plunder 7 billion sailors
October 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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no way i just met a celebrity. I've seen your tits more times than I've seen my mother's face
October 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
might be bald soon
October 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
That there are people who think that every game should provide nothing but entertainment and any kind of friction or attempt by a developer to evoke a negative emotion is bAd DeSiGn is immensely frustrating
October 4, 2025 at 8:42 PM