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Senegal 0-1 Sudan 👀
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Senegal 0-1 Sudan 👀
Penalty to Wolves
"There is contact in the air"
"There is contact in the air"
January 3, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Penalty to Wolves
"There is contact in the air"
"There is contact in the air"
Chermiti was always a decent player. Suffered a really unusual injury and was being coached by a dinosaur.
The Portugal u21 staff were horrified by his 'development' under Dyche.
He might never be top class but he wasn't a bad player. Hope he does well.
The Portugal u21 staff were horrified by his 'development' under Dyche.
He might never be top class but he wasn't a bad player. Hope he does well.
January 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Chermiti was always a decent player. Suffered a really unusual injury and was being coached by a dinosaur.
The Portugal u21 staff were horrified by his 'development' under Dyche.
He might never be top class but he wasn't a bad player. Hope he does well.
The Portugal u21 staff were horrified by his 'development' under Dyche.
He might never be top class but he wasn't a bad player. Hope he does well.
Is there a picket line being set up outside Villa Park? Notts fans streaming out to cross it.
January 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Is there a picket line being set up outside Villa Park? Notts fans streaming out to cross it.
Chermiti scoring in the Old Firm. That's quite fun.
January 3, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Chermiti scoring in the Old Firm. That's quite fun.
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Can’t make the Wolves game so put my ticket on resale site.
Brilliant view in upper east by corner of south stand. Row 43, seat 31. Isle seat and just 3 rows up from steps👌
Brilliant view in upper east by corner of south stand. Row 43, seat 31. Isle seat and just 3 rows up from steps👌
January 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Can’t make the Wolves game so put my ticket on resale site.
Brilliant view in upper east by corner of south stand. Row 43, seat 31. Isle seat and just 3 rows up from steps👌
Brilliant view in upper east by corner of south stand. Row 43, seat 31. Isle seat and just 3 rows up from steps👌
Everton have their own data company now.
But it's not really about that. Everybody has access to data. The key is interpreting the data correctly.
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But it's not really about that. Everybody has access to data. The key is interpreting the data correctly.
thetoffees.online/everton-news...
Everton seek data expert as recruitment plans revealed – The Toffees Online
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January 3, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Everton have their own data company now.
But it's not really about that. Everybody has access to data. The key is interpreting the data correctly.
thetoffees.online/everton-news...
But it's not really about that. Everybody has access to data. The key is interpreting the data correctly.
thetoffees.online/everton-news...
ESPN thinks Everton are after Blackburn right back Ryan Alebiosu. Only joined in the summer but the price is only £4m.
Never seen or heard of him but Blackburn fans seem to like him.
Never seen or heard of him but Blackburn fans seem to like him.
January 2, 2026 at 2:21 PM
ESPN thinks Everton are after Blackburn right back Ryan Alebiosu. Only joined in the summer but the price is only £4m.
Never seen or heard of him but Blackburn fans seem to like him.
Never seen or heard of him but Blackburn fans seem to like him.
If i was a professional football club's CEO, I would tell my social media team to stop posting on the platform that is now being used to create child sex abuse images.
I mean, i probably would have done this for the Nazi stuff long before this new low, but still.
I mean, i probably would have done this for the Nazi stuff long before this new low, but still.
January 2, 2026 at 1:56 PM
If i was a professional football club's CEO, I would tell my social media team to stop posting on the platform that is now being used to create child sex abuse images.
I mean, i probably would have done this for the Nazi stuff long before this new low, but still.
I mean, i probably would have done this for the Nazi stuff long before this new low, but still.
- Hydraulic Tower opening
- Statues
- Nelson Dock
- New bars
Lots of off-pitch stuff happening this year for Everton.
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- Statues
- Nelson Dock
- New bars
Lots of off-pitch stuff happening this year for Everton.
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The four major Hill Dickinson Stadium upgrades we can expect in 2026 – The Toffees Online
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January 2, 2026 at 12:44 PM
- Hydraulic Tower opening
- Statues
- Nelson Dock
- New bars
Lots of off-pitch stuff happening this year for Everton.
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- Statues
- Nelson Dock
- New bars
Lots of off-pitch stuff happening this year for Everton.
thetoffees.online/everton-feat...
State of play with Everton's January plans based on the more reliable journalists around (with sources).
I suspect it'll be late loans this month.
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I suspect it'll be late loans this month.
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Every Everton transfer rumour for January 2025: Juanlu, Dju, Mainoo and Zirkzee – The Toffees Online
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January 1, 2026 at 9:01 PM
State of play with Everton's January plans based on the more reliable journalists around (with sources).
I suspect it'll be late loans this month.
thetoffees.online/everton-tran...
I suspect it'll be late loans this month.
thetoffees.online/everton-tran...
Fulham defender faking a head injury (aka 'the Konate') to stop an attack and having to leave the pitch, only for Palace to score. Fantastic.
January 1, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Fulham defender faking a head injury (aka 'the Konate') to stop an attack and having to leave the pitch, only for Palace to score. Fantastic.
Sky's coverage of YNWA is pathetic.
And once again Carragher squeaking his bitter braindead drivel all over a Liverpool game.
Palace vs Fulham it is then.
And once again Carragher squeaking his bitter braindead drivel all over a Liverpool game.
Palace vs Fulham it is then.
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Sky's coverage of YNWA is pathetic.
And once again Carragher squeaking his bitter braindead drivel all over a Liverpool game.
Palace vs Fulham it is then.
And once again Carragher squeaking his bitter braindead drivel all over a Liverpool game.
Palace vs Fulham it is then.
U21 wishlist:
Keep Sherif here, loan out Graham and Benjamin
Loan Tamen. He needs pro football. Recall Samuel-Smith if needed to cover.
Give Finney all of the u21 minutes. Even if Dixon is back.
Sell Tyrer. Feel sorry for him. Include a sell on clause.
Buy a CB and a good 18/19yo CM.
Keep Sherif here, loan out Graham and Benjamin
Loan Tamen. He needs pro football. Recall Samuel-Smith if needed to cover.
Give Finney all of the u21 minutes. Even if Dixon is back.
Sell Tyrer. Feel sorry for him. Include a sell on clause.
Buy a CB and a good 18/19yo CM.
January 1, 2026 at 4:35 PM
U21 wishlist:
Keep Sherif here, loan out Graham and Benjamin
Loan Tamen. He needs pro football. Recall Samuel-Smith if needed to cover.
Give Finney all of the u21 minutes. Even if Dixon is back.
Sell Tyrer. Feel sorry for him. Include a sell on clause.
Buy a CB and a good 18/19yo CM.
Keep Sherif here, loan out Graham and Benjamin
Loan Tamen. He needs pro football. Recall Samuel-Smith if needed to cover.
Give Finney all of the u21 minutes. Even if Dixon is back.
Sell Tyrer. Feel sorry for him. Include a sell on clause.
Buy a CB and a good 18/19yo CM.
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Ive got the official one, and this is June. Suspect thats nothing to do with Everton.
January 1, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Ive got the official one, and this is June. Suspect thats nothing to do with Everton.
Anthony Taylor will be referee for Everton vs Brentford
Tom Kirk (?) will be referee vs Wolves
A blissfully Pawson-free January so far.
Tom Kirk (?) will be referee vs Wolves
A blissfully Pawson-free January so far.
January 1, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Anthony Taylor will be referee for Everton vs Brentford
Tom Kirk (?) will be referee vs Wolves
A blissfully Pawson-free January so far.
Tom Kirk (?) will be referee vs Wolves
A blissfully Pawson-free January so far.
Feels nice not to be the basket case club doesn't it?
January 1, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Feels nice not to be the basket case club doesn't it?
Happy New Year to all the Toffees who make this place brilliant.
Sorry if I shouted at you about Beto or Barry in 2025.
Sorry if I shouted at you about Beto or Barry in 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Happy New Year to all the Toffees who make this place brilliant.
Sorry if I shouted at you about Beto or Barry in 2025.
Sorry if I shouted at you about Beto or Barry in 2025.
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Lads, make sure your new year's resolution is to get a finger up the bum..
And then get a regular prostate exam!
UTFT
I'm off to bed.
And then get a regular prostate exam!
UTFT
I'm off to bed.
December 31, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Lads, make sure your new year's resolution is to get a finger up the bum..
And then get a regular prostate exam!
UTFT
I'm off to bed.
And then get a regular prostate exam!
UTFT
I'm off to bed.
That day was like a fever dream. For all the shit we went through for years the last Goodison game and first Hill Dickinson game were just wonderful highlights of 2025.
Rare sunshine for both too.
Rare sunshine for both too.
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
That day was like a fever dream. For all the shit we went through for years the last Goodison game and first Hill Dickinson game were just wonderful highlights of 2025.
Rare sunshine for both too.
Rare sunshine for both too.
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Amokachi gives Gana Gueye MOTM and commentator asks if it's Everton bias, Daniel says "Once a Blue always a Blue!"
December 31, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Amokachi gives Gana Gueye MOTM and commentator asks if it's Everton bias, Daniel says "Once a Blue always a Blue!"
