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Ffs
In the club shop.
In the club shop.
November 11, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Ffs
In the club shop.
In the club shop.
Remember, if you're challenging the cry-arsing Sky 6 you don't get to move fixtures.
November 11, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Remember, if you're challenging the cry-arsing Sky 6 you don't get to move fixtures.
Seeing all the crying next week is going to be very annoying.
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Seeing all the crying next week is going to be very annoying.
What a hideous first paragraph.
Just spiteful, unprofessional nonsense.
Just spiteful, unprofessional nonsense.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 AM
What a hideous first paragraph.
Just spiteful, unprofessional nonsense.
Just spiteful, unprofessional nonsense.
Barry was not a 4. Here's the 'journalist'.
November 8, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Barry was not a 4. Here's the 'journalist'.
Haven't played the game for ages.
Enter Declan of 'Everton fan site Goodison News'. Here we go...
Enter Declan of 'Everton fan site Goodison News'. Here we go...
November 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Haven't played the game for ages.
Enter Declan of 'Everton fan site Goodison News'. Here we go...
Enter Declan of 'Everton fan site Goodison News'. Here we go...
Goodison News face Barry a four today.
This is because it's a website run by the bitterest Reds who ever lived.
What a pathetic existence.
This is because it's a website run by the bitterest Reds who ever lived.
What a pathetic existence.
November 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Goodison News face Barry a four today.
This is because it's a website run by the bitterest Reds who ever lived.
What a pathetic existence.
This is because it's a website run by the bitterest Reds who ever lived.
What a pathetic existence.
RIP Reform tent. The world wasn't ready.
November 8, 2025 at 1:45 PM
RIP Reform tent. The world wasn't ready.
Happy Birthday Braiden Graham. He celebrated with two goals.
Great work.from young defender Luca Davis too.
Great work.from young defender Luca Davis too.
November 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Happy Birthday Braiden Graham. He celebrated with two goals.
Great work.from young defender Luca Davis too.
Great work.from young defender Luca Davis too.
Jack Patterson, a defensive midfielder who I really like, scores the first for our u21s away to West Brom.
Braiden Graham has scored two and it's 3-0 at half time.
Braiden Graham has scored two and it's 3-0 at half time.
November 7, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Jack Patterson, a defensive midfielder who I really like, scores the first for our u21s away to West Brom.
Braiden Graham has scored two and it's 3-0 at half time.
Braiden Graham has scored two and it's 3-0 at half time.
Sports media is rancid.
November 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Sports media is rancid.
Another batshit crazy lineup from Tait. Five at the back with no strikers.
Literally a 5-5 formation.
Literally a 5-5 formation.
November 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Another batshit crazy lineup from Tait. Five at the back with no strikers.
Literally a 5-5 formation.
Literally a 5-5 formation.
The news cycle
November 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
The news cycle
Statue plinth at Hill Dickinson Stadium. Dixie and the Holy Trinity wouldn't fit here even if the club wanted to move them.
I'd have Big Nev leaning against a post here.
I'd have Big Nev leaning against a post here.
November 4, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Statue plinth at Hill Dickinson Stadium. Dixie and the Holy Trinity wouldn't fit here even if the club wanted to move them.
I'd have Big Nev leaning against a post here.
I'd have Big Nev leaning against a post here.
Live from Football Insider as they prep the Ndiaye transfer 'exclusive'
November 3, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Live from Football Insider as they prep the Ndiaye transfer 'exclusive'
A generational headloss is taking place on Facebook after the success of the rugby at the world class Hill Dickinson Stadium
November 3, 2025 at 10:45 AM
A generational headloss is taking place on Facebook after the success of the rugby at the world class Hill Dickinson Stadium
When you are hearing all the Rugby League fans raving about Hill Dickinson Stadium just remember this exclusive from the big brains at the Express on the morning of the Brighton game.
Built on sand. Will we ever catch a break?
Built on sand. Will we ever catch a break?
November 1, 2025 at 6:47 PM
When you are hearing all the Rugby League fans raving about Hill Dickinson Stadium just remember this exclusive from the big brains at the Express on the morning of the Brighton game.
Built on sand. Will we ever catch a break?
Built on sand. Will we ever catch a break?
Some more Hill Dickinson Stadium pub research
November 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Some more Hill Dickinson Stadium pub research
Everton u21s beat Chelsea 1-0 tonight. Jacob Beaumont-Clark with a lovely counter attack goal.
Demi Akirakiri was very good at right back (he's a CM) after stepping up from the u18s.
Demi Akirakiri was very good at right back (he's a CM) after stepping up from the u18s.
October 31, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Everton u21s beat Chelsea 1-0 tonight. Jacob Beaumont-Clark with a lovely counter attack goal.
Demi Akirakiri was very good at right back (he's a CM) after stepping up from the u18s.
Demi Akirakiri was very good at right back (he's a CM) after stepping up from the u18s.
Everton in the Community is just something else.
October 31, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Everton in the Community is just something else.
Happy Halloween.
October 31, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Happy Halloween.