Steve Randall
@thesteverandall.bsky.social
Love: Family, nature, football & cricket.
Best FPL finish = 977
All views my own. RTs/likes not an endorsement.
Best FPL finish = 977
All views my own. RTs/likes not an endorsement.
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I'm being followed by an awful lot of #FPL accounts.
Some of you might be a bit disappointed that I post as much about politics, the environment, and nature as I do about fpl.
I do answer questions and offer opinions on others fpl posts though.
Some of you might be a bit disappointed that I post as much about politics, the environment, and nature as I do about fpl.
I do answer questions and offer opinions on others fpl posts though.
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This makes no sense…
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
petition.parliament.uk
January 18, 2026 at 10:18 PM
This makes no sense…
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
An MP can wake up one morning, ditch the party you elected them for, & sign up to a completely different manifesto…
No thanks
If they defect to a different party, we should get a vote
Sign the petition & help make that law.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
January 18, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Not a bad collection from a 12 minute walk along the canal.
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Not a bad collection from a 12 minute walk along the canal.
The gods of #FPL aren't content with me getting pathetic scores and red arrows week after week, now they've decided that I need to bleed team value too!
4 fallers on this list 😭😭😭😭
#FPLCOMMUNITY
4 fallers on this list 😭😭😭😭
#FPLCOMMUNITY
#FPL Overnight Fallers:
Saka (£10.1M)
Foden (£8.6M)
Bowen (£7.6M)
Mateta (£7.5M)
Woltemade (£7.2M)
Gusto (£4.9M)
Keane (£4.7M)
Harriman-Annous (£4.4M)
Sousa (£3.8M)
Saka (£10.1M)
Foden (£8.6M)
Bowen (£7.6M)
Mateta (£7.5M)
Woltemade (£7.2M)
Gusto (£4.9M)
Keane (£4.7M)
Harriman-Annous (£4.4M)
Sousa (£3.8M)
January 18, 2026 at 8:50 AM
The gods of #FPL aren't content with me getting pathetic scores and red arrows week after week, now they've decided that I need to bleed team value too!
4 fallers on this list 😭😭😭😭
#FPLCOMMUNITY
4 fallers on this list 😭😭😭😭
#FPLCOMMUNITY
January 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
All set for gw22. I'm not happy with it, but there's no change that fits with my plans and I'm not taking another hit
I've enjoyed the extended break from #FPL
cunha ➡️rice was done early because of price changes
Haaland capt.
Looking forward to foden getting some points this week
#FPLCOMMUNITY
I've enjoyed the extended break from #FPL
cunha ➡️rice was done early because of price changes
Haaland capt.
Looking forward to foden getting some points this week
#FPLCOMMUNITY
January 17, 2026 at 7:59 AM
All set for gw22. I'm not happy with it, but there's no change that fits with my plans and I'm not taking another hit
I've enjoyed the extended break from #FPL
cunha ➡️rice was done early because of price changes
Haaland capt.
Looking forward to foden getting some points this week
#FPLCOMMUNITY
I've enjoyed the extended break from #FPL
cunha ➡️rice was done early because of price changes
Haaland capt.
Looking forward to foden getting some points this week
#FPLCOMMUNITY
They've put a 4th set up!
Someone is taking the piss!
Someone is taking the piss!
There's 3 sets of temporary traffic lights (in addition to the 5 sets of regular traffic lights) in the 2 mile stretch of road between my house and town.
Mental!
Mental!
January 16, 2026 at 11:01 AM
They've put a 4th set up!
Someone is taking the piss!
Someone is taking the piss!
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Quite possibly the best football tweet ever.
Pity it was made on X/Twitter.
Pity it was made on X/Twitter.
January 12, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Quite possibly the best football tweet ever.
Pity it was made on X/Twitter.
Pity it was made on X/Twitter.
There's 3 sets of temporary traffic lights (in addition to the 5 sets of regular traffic lights) in the 2 mile stretch of road between my house and town.
Mental!
Mental!
January 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
There's 3 sets of temporary traffic lights (in addition to the 5 sets of regular traffic lights) in the 2 mile stretch of road between my house and town.
Mental!
Mental!
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Whatever happens to the US, they can't say "we did not know".
This slogan adopted by Kristi Noem, "One of Ours, All of Yours," is taken from the Nazis, who retaliated for the killing of an SS officer by murdering all the inhabitants of the Czech village of Lidice, apparently none of whom had anything to do with it, and razing the village to the ground.
January 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Whatever happens to the US, they can't say "we did not know".
Redpoll on one of the feeders! Another garden first. In a meeting, so unable to get a decent photo.
January 12, 2026 at 12:12 PM
Redpoll on one of the feeders! Another garden first. In a meeting, so unable to get a decent photo.
Un fucking believable.
The president of the land of the free saying its OK for law enforcement to shoot you in the face because you said something that might hurt their feelings.
How did the world get to this?
The president of the land of the free saying its OK for law enforcement to shoot you in the face because you said something that might hurt their feelings.
How did the world get to this?
Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary?"
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement. The woman and her friend were highly disrespectful of law enforcement…Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 AM
Un fucking believable.
The president of the land of the free saying its OK for law enforcement to shoot you in the face because you said something that might hurt their feelings.
How did the world get to this?
The president of the land of the free saying its OK for law enforcement to shoot you in the face because you said something that might hurt their feelings.
How did the world get to this?
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Reform told you reducing council tax was easy. They just had to slash Woke policies, and a billion or two would be saved. They wouldn't even need to close care services.
They promise you that.
And then every single Reform-led council cut care services and increased council tax.
They promise you that.
And then every single Reform-led council cut care services and increased council tax.
January 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Reform told you reducing council tax was easy. They just had to slash Woke policies, and a billion or two would be saved. They wouldn't even need to close care services.
They promise you that.
And then every single Reform-led council cut care services and increased council tax.
They promise you that.
And then every single Reform-led council cut care services and increased council tax.
Loved everything about that game. Proper #FACup
Scoring with a bandaged head.
The absolute chaos of the first goal celebration
Wayne rooney crying
Brilliant post-match interviews
Scoring with a bandaged head.
The absolute chaos of the first goal celebration
Wayne rooney crying
Brilliant post-match interviews
January 10, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Loved everything about that game. Proper #FACup
Scoring with a bandaged head.
The absolute chaos of the first goal celebration
Wayne rooney crying
Brilliant post-match interviews
Scoring with a bandaged head.
The absolute chaos of the first goal celebration
Wayne rooney crying
Brilliant post-match interviews
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Total and utter and unmitigated bollocks. Luke and his destructively factional, entirely deluded mates are steering Labour to electoral wipe out and the country towards the catastrophe of nationalist right-wing government. This is exactly like Brexit: a car crash happening in slow motion.
Only Reform voters can save Labour
By Luke Akehurst
By Luke Akehurst
Only Reform voters can save Labour
A progressive coalition simply doesn't have the vote share
www.newstatesman.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Total and utter and unmitigated bollocks. Luke and his destructively factional, entirely deluded mates are steering Labour to electoral wipe out and the country towards the catastrophe of nationalist right-wing government. This is exactly like Brexit: a car crash happening in slow motion.
51 points, no hits, a score above the average & another red arrow 😭
350k➡️410k
6th consecutive red 105k➡️410k
Torn between sticking to the plan & taking hits to tear it up
Cunha ➡️ Rice already done
How long to hold Foden after 32322. I just know he'll start hauling if I sell
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
350k➡️410k
6th consecutive red 105k➡️410k
Torn between sticking to the plan & taking hits to tear it up
Cunha ➡️ Rice already done
How long to hold Foden after 32322. I just know he'll start hauling if I sell
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
January 9, 2026 at 7:42 AM
51 points, no hits, a score above the average & another red arrow 😭
350k➡️410k
6th consecutive red 105k➡️410k
Torn between sticking to the plan & taking hits to tear it up
Cunha ➡️ Rice already done
How long to hold Foden after 32322. I just know he'll start hauling if I sell
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
350k➡️410k
6th consecutive red 105k➡️410k
Torn between sticking to the plan & taking hits to tear it up
Cunha ➡️ Rice already done
How long to hold Foden after 32322. I just know he'll start hauling if I sell
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
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Hi everyone, if you get a spare mo could you help my son out by answering his university dissertation survey on social media use.
Only takes a short time and any help would be appreciated.
Here's the link and QR code.
app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/glos/surve...
Only takes a short time and any help would be appreciated.
Here's the link and QR code.
app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/glos/surve...
January 8, 2026 at 12:45 PM
Hi everyone, if you get a spare mo could you help my son out by answering his university dissertation survey on social media use.
Only takes a short time and any help would be appreciated.
Here's the link and QR code.
app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/glos/surve...
Only takes a short time and any help would be appreciated.
Here's the link and QR code.
app.onlinesurveys.jisc.ac.uk/s/glos/surve...
👏👏👏👏👏👏
I call on my party and my government to remove themselves entirely from X and communicate with the public where they actually participate online and can be protected from such illegality.
January 8, 2026 at 1:12 PM
👏👏👏👏👏👏
"Run over" & "self defence" my arse.
I've seen the footage. It was murder.
I've seen the footage. It was murder.
January 8, 2026 at 1:11 PM
"Run over" & "self defence" my arse.
I've seen the footage. It was murder.
I've seen the footage. It was murder.
Absolute shitshow again.
Really thought this was the week it turned around after that early Keane goal.
Instead it's been early subs, red cards, missed opportunities and that twat Thiago banging again after being unable to hit a cows arse with a banjo while I owned him.
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
Really thought this was the week it turned around after that early Keane goal.
Instead it's been early subs, red cards, missed opportunities and that twat Thiago banging again after being unable to hit a cows arse with a banjo while I owned him.
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
January 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Absolute shitshow again.
Really thought this was the week it turned around after that early Keane goal.
Instead it's been early subs, red cards, missed opportunities and that twat Thiago banging again after being unable to hit a cows arse with a banjo while I owned him.
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
Really thought this was the week it turned around after that early Keane goal.
Instead it's been early subs, red cards, missed opportunities and that twat Thiago banging again after being unable to hit a cows arse with a banjo while I owned him.
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
Knew it wasn't worth stressing about my team/bench. Knew someone was going to miss out.
January 7, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Knew it wasn't worth stressing about my team/bench. Knew someone was going to miss out.
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Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.
January 7, 2026 at 8:49 AM
Telling isn't it that all the "protect our girls" people are still on X despite what Grok is doing.
Lots of new #FPL followers recently, so sharing this.
If you're not already following @emma1.bsky.social then make sure you do.
Invaluable information every gameweek.
If you're not already following @emma1.bsky.social then make sure you do.
Invaluable information every gameweek.
Welcome to our #FPL predicted team line ups for game week 20 with thanks to all of our predictors and especially
@jonnyc.bsky.social
Happy New Year to all.
@jonnyc.bsky.social
Happy New Year to all.
January 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Lots of new #FPL followers recently, so sharing this.
If you're not already following @emma1.bsky.social then make sure you do.
Invaluable information every gameweek.
If you're not already following @emma1.bsky.social then make sure you do.
Invaluable information every gameweek.
After much deliberation and input from others (thanks everyone) I'm sticking with this.
Timber➡️Thiaw done in preparation for Cunha➡️Rice.
No -4 this week, surely this team must get a green arrow? 🤞
Haaland captain again. 😬
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
Timber➡️Thiaw done in preparation for Cunha➡️Rice.
No -4 this week, surely this team must get a green arrow? 🤞
Haaland captain again. 😬
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
January 6, 2026 at 12:35 PM
After much deliberation and input from others (thanks everyone) I'm sticking with this.
Timber➡️Thiaw done in preparation for Cunha➡️Rice.
No -4 this week, surely this team must get a green arrow? 🤞
Haaland captain again. 😬
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY
Timber➡️Thiaw done in preparation for Cunha➡️Rice.
No -4 this week, surely this team must get a green arrow? 🤞
Haaland captain again. 😬
#FPL
#FPLCOMMUNITY