The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Magical lover of art, Mariners, creating things to help my communities & actively protesting against government Cheeto regimes. I'm Chaos. Join me. hEDS!
I also make 5⭐ Pain Dulling topicals for the fellow spoonies ✨🦓🧙🏼🌈♿
Website: www.thesporkwitch.com
I also make 5⭐ Pain Dulling topicals for the fellow spoonies ✨🦓🧙🏼🌈♿
Website: www.thesporkwitch.com
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🔮Witchy Vendor Spotlight🕯️ The Spork Witch will be at our Samhain Celebration October 26 at downtown Kirkland, WA
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
October 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
🔮Witchy Vendor Spotlight🕯️ The Spork Witch will be at our Samhain Celebration October 26 at downtown Kirkland, WA
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
Reposted by The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾
🔮Mabon Festival Spotlight 🔮
The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday!
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday!
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
September 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
🔮Mabon Festival Spotlight 🔮
The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday!
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
The Spork Witch will be at our Autumn Equinox/Mabon Festival at Kirkland Marina Park on Sunday!
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Empowerment, Pain Dulling magic + more? From Closed Mirror Portals, pain dulling #Topicals, delicious forbidden body butters + more! You're covered
I think my twins are spicy because all I ate when I was first pregnant was spicy chicken wings.
So basically I brought this on myself. 😭
So basically I brought this on myself. 😭
September 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I think my twins are spicy because all I ate when I was first pregnant was spicy chicken wings.
So basically I brought this on myself. 😭
So basically I brought this on myself. 😭
I don't want to go to Candy Mountain! 😩
March 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I don't want to go to Candy Mountain! 😩
For the Lunar Eclipse/Full Moon- ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESERVE. It's in Virgo. Meaning that whatever you want, organize & focus the intent for your true well being. Focus on the WHAT IS, because anxiety could be higher. It can also affect our communication due to Virgo ruling Mercury. Map things out!
March 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
For the Lunar Eclipse/Full Moon- ASK FOR WHAT YOU DESERVE. It's in Virgo. Meaning that whatever you want, organize & focus the intent for your true well being. Focus on the WHAT IS, because anxiety could be higher. It can also affect our communication due to Virgo ruling Mercury. Map things out!
Hey! I'm definitely still alive. Business has been so slow & I'm trying to keep afloat while also trying to recharge for another show season. How are you all?!
February 6, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Hey! I'm definitely still alive. Business has been so slow & I'm trying to keep afloat while also trying to recharge for another show season. How are you all?!
I literally have done nothing & have just been staring at the year with wide eyes 🤣 so far this is going swimmingly.
Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.
January 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I literally have done nothing & have just been staring at the year with wide eyes 🤣 so far this is going swimmingly.
I do not know what it is..but all I get in Capricorn season is the anxiety I'm not doing enough..so I literally do nothing but panic.
Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘
Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘
January 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I do not know what it is..but all I get in Capricorn season is the anxiety I'm not doing enough..so I literally do nothing but panic.
Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘
Why couldn't I have gotten the burst of organization of finances & ability to not feel? 🤣 I said what I said. 😘
It's me. I'm the problem. So listen to this podcast I'm on because it's positively unhinged. 🤣😬
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5.1 The Spork Witch — Crepuscular Conjuration
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January 7, 2025 at 10:27 PM
It's me. I'm the problem. So listen to this podcast I'm on because it's positively unhinged. 🤣😬
www.crepuscularconjuration.com/your-average...
www.crepuscularconjuration.com/your-average...
Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.
January 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.
There's been a shift. The way the planets are aligning hasn't happened in hundreds of years. Structures are shifting. This is not fear based. It's a chance to look at where you are holding onto unhealthy vs healthy control. This is a chance for us as a group to step back & say, what are we ignoring?
January 1, 2025 at 10:26 PM
There's been a shift. The way the planets are aligning hasn't happened in hundreds of years. Structures are shifting. This is not fear based. It's a chance to look at where you are holding onto unhealthy vs healthy control. This is a chance for us as a group to step back & say, what are we ignoring?
I'm at my doctors appointment And they have some JAMS playing but it's all elevator music and I'm trying not to make this a whole ass karaoke session.
December 17, 2024 at 5:04 PM
I'm at my doctors appointment And they have some JAMS playing but it's all elevator music and I'm trying not to make this a whole ass karaoke session.
One thing this year has taught me is that I'm incredibly powerful & fully capable on my own. Learning to love everything I am inside & outside has been a process I've always wanted to achieve but was worried I wouldn't.
Here's to more empowerment, self love & less self doubt!
December 16, 2024 at 9:19 PM
One thing this year has taught me is that I'm incredibly powerful & fully capable on my own. Learning to love everything I am inside & outside has been a process I've always wanted to achieve but was worried I wouldn't.
Here's to more empowerment, self love & less self doubt!
So apparently good men, who make an effort to create a bouquet with a small business, respect boundaries, and express how special you are, without alternative motives, aren't a myth?!
December 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
So apparently good men, who make an effort to create a bouquet with a small business, respect boundaries, and express how special you are, without alternative motives, aren't a myth?!
Some of y'all really out there calling yourself a good person and then doing the literal least you can do to show kindness to others. Good luck with that. ✌🏼
December 7, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Some of y'all really out there calling yourself a good person and then doing the literal least you can do to show kindness to others. Good luck with that. ✌🏼
You're out having fun. I'm in bed eating a quesadilla like a taco.
We are not the same. Clearly.
We are not the same. Clearly.
December 7, 2024 at 5:37 AM
You're out having fun. I'm in bed eating a quesadilla like a taco.
We are not the same. Clearly.
We are not the same. Clearly.
These reviews make my heart sing.
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
These reviews make my heart sing.
Talking about trauma to anyone new is never ever easy. It's a wound that feels like it's being reopened.
It's brave & difficult.
May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶
It's brave & difficult.
May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 AM
Talking about trauma to anyone new is never ever easy. It's a wound that feels like it's being reopened.
It's brave & difficult.
May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶
It's brave & difficult.
May you find that your vulnerability is met with grace & a chance to gain an understanding of each other. 🫶
Jingle jangle mofos 💁🏼✨
December 4, 2024 at 10:54 PM
Jingle jangle mofos 💁🏼✨
Reminder to support Indigenous creators & their businesses all year long. Because we owe them so much & have taken too much. 🫶
November 28, 2024 at 5:02 PM
Reminder to support Indigenous creators & their businesses all year long. Because we owe them so much & have taken too much. 🫶
I don't want to become who I think I am Donna. You really don't want that.
WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭
WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
I don't want to become who I think I am Donna. You really don't want that.
WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭
WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭
On Wednesdays we wear pink, support small business, ride unicorns & smash the patriarchy. Yee Haw!
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
On Wednesdays we wear pink, support small business, ride unicorns & smash the patriarchy. Yee Haw!
Omg please no. Unless I'll acquire the ability to build better collagen & bones back. Then still no.
![[a woman with an oxygen mask on in some sort of see-thru medical chamber]
Science could soon add decades to your life
'ummmmm. That's gonna be a hard pass for me.'](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:dbzmdmsaz6lkhb4tv3culzme/bafkreifyi2madw4k6mr632q7x52pc3kuyj5xdowithtbzm6dllnvhsun7a@jpeg)
November 27, 2024 at 11:20 PM
Omg please no. Unless I'll acquire the ability to build better collagen & bones back. Then still no.
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.