The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾
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The Spork Witch 🦓🌈♿⚾
@thesporkwitch.bsky.social
Magical lover of art, Mariners, creating things to help my communities & actively protesting against government Cheeto regimes. I'm Chaos. Join me. hEDS!
I also make 5⭐ Pain Dulling topicals for the fellow spoonies ✨🦓🧙🏼🌈♿
Website: www.thesporkwitch.com
My Tuesday has been productive. #mariners
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I don't want to go to Candy Mountain! 😩
March 24, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Just so you know, I'll be making sure that the information about how this stuff is helping control pain, is all over feeds, this year. I'm manifesting it now. I will change more lives. I will support my family and I will make sure that anyone with allergies has the topical support they deserve.
January 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM


One thing this year has taught me is that I'm incredibly powerful & fully capable on my own. Learning to love everything I am inside & outside has been a process I've always wanted to achieve but was worried I wouldn't.
Here's to more empowerment, self love & less self doubt!
December 16, 2024 at 9:19 PM
So apparently good men, who make an effort to create a bouquet with a small business, respect boundaries, and express how special you are, without alternative motives, aren't a myth?!
December 15, 2024 at 12:08 AM
These reviews make my heart sing.
December 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Jingle jangle mofos 💁🏼✨
December 4, 2024 at 10:54 PM
I don't want to become who I think I am Donna. You really don't want that.
WHY ARE THEY YELLING AT ME?! I feel so much pressure 😭
November 28, 2024 at 7:20 AM
On Wednesdays we wear pink, support small business, ride unicorns & smash the patriarchy. Yee Haw!
November 28, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Terrible. Terrible news....🫠
November 27, 2024 at 10:58 PM
My new Paws Tarot deck is legitimately what I needed. The face of half the things in this deck is a WHOLE mood.
100 reposts or 100 comments & this will be the deck I use next for daily messages! 🥰 Thanks for the support!
Also reminder that the Pain Product sale is happening for a couple more days!
November 27, 2024 at 10:41 PM
The good ol' days 🥲
November 25, 2024 at 4:38 PM
✨STOCKING STUFFER✨
This isn't the best photo, but I was given such a great idea I had to share!
Now you can pick a mini perfume and mini lip butter (new scents to pick from!) for a mini stocking stuffer pack!! Pick from new lip butters, some that are event tinted & have shimmer! #stockingstuffer
November 24, 2024 at 10:59 PM
The beginning of my dating profile reads like a Hallmark movie.
November 24, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Yay for Part 4 of Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers, by me, The Spork Witch! In this part are the Water Signs #cancersign #scorpio #pisces
November 24, 2024 at 6:58 PM
Yay for Part 3 of Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers, by me! Next up, Air signs!
#gemini #libra #aquarius
November 24, 2024 at 6:51 PM
So excited to share these to the good place!

Part 2 of #Zodiac Signs as Tree Toppers: Earth Signs #taurus #virgo #capricorn
November 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Y'all have no idea how excited I am to share these here.

Part 1 of #Zodiac Signs As Tree Toppers: Fire Signs, #aries #leo #Sagittarius
November 24, 2024 at 6:14 PM
A miniature Jaguar in its unnatural habitat, awoken by confusion.
*blep*
November 24, 2024 at 4:51 AM
Well. This was the photo right before the theater called & let us know the bomb cyclone knocked out power and it's still not restored..so here's evidence I actually got dressed today.

Back to work I go I guess? Maybe I need a social life. 🤣 Where the good quality bearded singles at?
November 23, 2024 at 9:11 PM
Ok. Let's have the most important convo since Candy Corn.

Canned or homemade Cranberry Sauce?!

I prefer canned, hence why I created Let's Get Sauced Cranberry Body butter with Borage Oil for all of us itchy skinned menopausal witches out there. Also the inside is like the ridges of the can.
November 23, 2024 at 6:08 PM
HEY YA! FRUIT LOOPS! Seriously tho. Anyone else wanna smell like fruit loops? I do. And lemme tell ya...this is quickly become a favorite of the Sporkies clan. Also it's Forbidden Whipped Cream. Do not eat. It's Forbidden. 🥰
thesporkwitch.com/products/wit...
November 23, 2024 at 3:46 AM
If it ain't this. I don't want it. Let it be known that the chicken must be eaten with hands as well. 🥹👉🏼👈🏼
Cause I'd rather be single than settle.
November 23, 2024 at 12:28 AM
All my best selling Pain Dulling & STFU, 5⭐ Rated products are now $10 off EACH. Add as many as you want and automatically get the $10 each. This includes the Sponsorship program! 🫶 Thanks for supporting a disabled own momma business. Made for other #spoonies
www.thesporkwitch.com
November 23, 2024 at 12:14 AM