The Slowest hobbyist Around
@theslowpainter.bsky.social
He/Him | EN UK | Secretly seven cats in a trench coat | Have Raygun, Will Travel! | Thoughts & Opinions are my own.
Spoonie/Mech Fan/Nerd/Games Master/Sci-Fi Anorak/Mini Wargamer/OldHammer Fan/Anxious Depressive
https://linktr.ee/theslowtabletopguy
Spoonie/Mech Fan/Nerd/Games Master/Sci-Fi Anorak/Mini Wargamer/OldHammer Fan/Anxious Depressive
https://linktr.ee/theslowtabletopguy
B I G G E R.
a man with a beard wears a yellow shirt
ALT: a man with a beard wears a yellow shirt
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February 3, 2026 at 4:37 PM
B I G G E R.
It’s most likely not Cancer.
Low to minimal possibility, as the chance is never quite zero.
Sadly, I now have a new medical journey to undertake, as the original cause remains unclear, but a BIG concern has been answered.
Low to minimal possibility, as the chance is never quite zero.
Sadly, I now have a new medical journey to undertake, as the original cause remains unclear, but a BIG concern has been answered.
Hospital today.
No matter what the result, it's bad news. I'll likely require surgery based on the limited convo's I've had with NHS.
Some bad news is worse than others however.
Won't know either way for at least a few days after today's tests, at the earliest.
Still, very anxious & very scared.
No matter what the result, it's bad news. I'll likely require surgery based on the limited convo's I've had with NHS.
Some bad news is worse than others however.
Won't know either way for at least a few days after today's tests, at the earliest.
Still, very anxious & very scared.
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
It’s most likely not Cancer.
Low to minimal possibility, as the chance is never quite zero.
Sadly, I now have a new medical journey to undertake, as the original cause remains unclear, but a BIG concern has been answered.
Low to minimal possibility, as the chance is never quite zero.
Sadly, I now have a new medical journey to undertake, as the original cause remains unclear, but a BIG concern has been answered.
Hospital today.
No matter what the result, it's bad news. I'll likely require surgery based on the limited convo's I've had with NHS.
Some bad news is worse than others however.
Won't know either way for at least a few days after today's tests, at the earliest.
Still, very anxious & very scared.
No matter what the result, it's bad news. I'll likely require surgery based on the limited convo's I've had with NHS.
Some bad news is worse than others however.
Won't know either way for at least a few days after today's tests, at the earliest.
Still, very anxious & very scared.
February 3, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Hospital today.
No matter what the result, it's bad news. I'll likely require surgery based on the limited convo's I've had with NHS.
Some bad news is worse than others however.
Won't know either way for at least a few days after today's tests, at the earliest.
Still, very anxious & very scared.
No matter what the result, it's bad news. I'll likely require surgery based on the limited convo's I've had with NHS.
Some bad news is worse than others however.
Won't know either way for at least a few days after today's tests, at the earliest.
Still, very anxious & very scared.
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Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...
February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Well, it's Groundhog Day... again...
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I should be rendering clouds in #Blender Cycles more often. #CrimsonSkies
January 31, 2026 at 3:35 AM
I should be rendering clouds in #Blender Cycles more often. #CrimsonSkies
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Happy Threshold Day! Remember to leave the pepperoni pizza out for Tom Paris!
Art by @nomnomroko.bsky.social
Art by @nomnomroko.bsky.social
January 29, 2026 at 1:48 PM
Happy Threshold Day! Remember to leave the pepperoni pizza out for Tom Paris!
Art by @nomnomroko.bsky.social
Art by @nomnomroko.bsky.social
Oh those are gorgeous! Both the model & that limited pallette paint job; that yellow gold is really smooth.
January 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Oh those are gorgeous! Both the model & that limited pallette paint job; that yellow gold is really smooth.
Pupper prep has begun in earnest. Even if @hobbytan.bsky.social is exhausted after work & I’m in a lot of pain right now. Scan's/Consults can't come soon enough.
So many lil "Dog proofing" things ned to get taken care of over the next two weeks.
So many lil "Dog proofing" things ned to get taken care of over the next two weeks.
January 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Pupper prep has begun in earnest. Even if @hobbytan.bsky.social is exhausted after work & I’m in a lot of pain right now. Scan's/Consults can't come soon enough.
So many lil "Dog proofing" things ned to get taken care of over the next two weeks.
So many lil "Dog proofing" things ned to get taken care of over the next two weeks.
Since when the Fuck was Timber so G.D. expensive?
Just had to drop 30GBP to repair some storm damage from this time last year... also tools.
Never know when you'll need a work table or saw horse.
Rarely, admittedly but when you need'em, /you NEED'EM/.
Just had to drop 30GBP to repair some storm damage from this time last year... also tools.
Never know when you'll need a work table or saw horse.
Rarely, admittedly but when you need'em, /you NEED'EM/.
January 27, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Since when the Fuck was Timber so G.D. expensive?
Just had to drop 30GBP to repair some storm damage from this time last year... also tools.
Never know when you'll need a work table or saw horse.
Rarely, admittedly but when you need'em, /you NEED'EM/.
Just had to drop 30GBP to repair some storm damage from this time last year... also tools.
Never know when you'll need a work table or saw horse.
Rarely, admittedly but when you need'em, /you NEED'EM/.
To be so close to FINALLY getting my hands on a personal Hobby “Holy Grail” AND not have to pay a friggin’ BOMB to get them…
/If only I could actually Afford them/.
The timing, for me personally for this limited time re-release, could not be worse.
/If only I could actually Afford them/.
The timing, for me personally for this limited time re-release, could not be worse.
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
To be so close to FINALLY getting my hands on a personal Hobby “Holy Grail” AND not have to pay a friggin’ BOMB to get them…
/If only I could actually Afford them/.
The timing, for me personally for this limited time re-release, could not be worse.
/If only I could actually Afford them/.
The timing, for me personally for this limited time re-release, could not be worse.
Been quietly chasing these minis for a decade or so, having just missed out on them back in the day.
They’re pretty in their own right with some great sculpts & would compliment my Varuna minis nicely.
But financially? At my limit for the next lil’while.
They’re pretty in their own right with some great sculpts & would compliment my Varuna minis nicely.
But financially? At my limit for the next lil’while.
January 24, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Been quietly chasing these minis for a decade or so, having just missed out on them back in the day.
They’re pretty in their own right with some great sculpts & would compliment my Varuna minis nicely.
But financially? At my limit for the next lil’while.
They’re pretty in their own right with some great sculpts & would compliment my Varuna minis nicely.
But financially? At my limit for the next lil’while.
Wait Tohaa also got some classic mini’s released!?
Cus if so, MAN am I outta the loop on Infinity releases!
Cus if so, MAN am I outta the loop on Infinity releases!
January 24, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Wait Tohaa also got some classic mini’s released!?
Cus if so, MAN am I outta the loop on Infinity releases!
Cus if so, MAN am I outta the loop on Infinity releases!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! FUCK!
Why now! Why not in a few months, even it was still limited.
FUCK.
Been chasing these #infinity #PanOceania minis for a decade (they’re silly money OOP) & I am pretty damn brassic r/n.
Why now! Why not in a few months, even it was still limited.
FUCK.
Been chasing these #infinity #PanOceania minis for a decade (they’re silly money OOP) & I am pretty damn brassic r/n.
January 23, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck! FUCK!
Why now! Why not in a few months, even it was still limited.
FUCK.
Been chasing these #infinity #PanOceania minis for a decade (they’re silly money OOP) & I am pretty damn brassic r/n.
Why now! Why not in a few months, even it was still limited.
FUCK.
Been chasing these #infinity #PanOceania minis for a decade (they’re silly money OOP) & I am pretty damn brassic r/n.
Adventures in how not to use TNT, Allied forces France circa 1944 - colourised.
January 22, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Adventures in how not to use TNT, Allied forces France circa 1944 - colourised.
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Trying something alil different with this mass effect comic
January 21, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Trying something alil different with this mass effect comic
Holy /damn/.
This is ALOT of fun & Mordin is in his element here, you nailed his patter as well as his conscience I think.
Regardless, the premise alone is really interesting for someone like Mordin to get stuck into, let alone his reluctant friend here.
This is ALOT of fun & Mordin is in his element here, you nailed his patter as well as his conscience I think.
Regardless, the premise alone is really interesting for someone like Mordin to get stuck into, let alone his reluctant friend here.
a video game character holding a glowing object in his hand
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January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Holy /damn/.
This is ALOT of fun & Mordin is in his element here, you nailed his patter as well as his conscience I think.
Regardless, the premise alone is really interesting for someone like Mordin to get stuck into, let alone his reluctant friend here.
This is ALOT of fun & Mordin is in his element here, you nailed his patter as well as his conscience I think.
Regardless, the premise alone is really interesting for someone like Mordin to get stuck into, let alone his reluctant friend here.
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Finished up this whimsical little delivery Urbie, inspired by @eldoniousrex.bsky.social 's art! Pay your bills, fucko! #nerdlings #paintingminiatures #battletech
January 20, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Finished up this whimsical little delivery Urbie, inspired by @eldoniousrex.bsky.social 's art! Pay your bills, fucko! #nerdlings #paintingminiatures #battletech
I thought the throat/choker plate was part of their rank insignia, with something like the two 'stripes', rather than pips, indicating them as Lt's??
Or did I just misread that from discovery's later seasons.
Or did I just misread that from discovery's later seasons.
January 20, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I thought the throat/choker plate was part of their rank insignia, with something like the two 'stripes', rather than pips, indicating them as Lt's??
Or did I just misread that from discovery's later seasons.
Or did I just misread that from discovery's later seasons.
I should read Portents again.
January 20, 2026 at 11:31 PM
I should read Portents again.
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Hey Zechs! You ever listen to techno music?
January 20, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Hey Zechs! You ever listen to techno music?
He's really neat, great job.
Wish GeeDubs would just pull the trigger & give us a full unit of these folks, as say light cav skirmishers. they're just a neat concept and the few versions of this we have so far have been great.
Wish GeeDubs would just pull the trigger & give us a full unit of these folks, as say light cav skirmishers. they're just a neat concept and the few versions of this we have so far have been great.
January 18, 2026 at 6:36 PM
He's really neat, great job.
Wish GeeDubs would just pull the trigger & give us a full unit of these folks, as say light cav skirmishers. they're just a neat concept and the few versions of this we have so far have been great.
Wish GeeDubs would just pull the trigger & give us a full unit of these folks, as say light cav skirmishers. they're just a neat concept and the few versions of this we have so far have been great.