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Robin Graves
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he’s a 10 but like.. on the Schmidt Pain Index
November 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
i’m not a chef but boyardees bitches pissing me tf off
September 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
i just need someone who’s mentally ill enough to understand me but not mentally ill enough to ruin my life
September 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
i’m beautiful yet broken.. like a mcflurry machine
August 20, 2025 at 6:46 PM
how do i convert my screams into energy like they do in monsters inc
August 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
brb emotionally retreating from everyone to focus on getting worse
August 10, 2025 at 2:40 PM
my ego is so inflated that when someone hates me i try to make it worse
August 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
giving my inner child a cigarette
May 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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punched the shit out of a white man tonight 🥰
May 25, 2025 at 9:29 AM
i’m seriously going to have nightmares of the “make it stop” scene from andor 😰 luthen had flaws but damn i loved him as a character
May 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
you’re telling me you were hard when you boiled this egg?
April 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i did more on the star wars ride at disney world than katy and gayle did on this “flight” to space
April 15, 2025 at 11:09 PM
i just played as Emma Frost on marvel rivals and now there’s a crack in my tv screen. sis is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
April 15, 2025 at 3:21 PM
you’re telling me it’s only going to take Katy Perry 11 minutes to get to space? that’s less time than it takes me to get to the bar.
April 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
the next White Lotus should take place at Yosemite National Park and on the last day the volcano erupts.
April 8, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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The work day is over! Time to make like your mom and blow this place
March 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i wonder how many of my uber drivers pretend to not speak english i would do the same tbh
March 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
i wonder if the fall of rome was this stupid
March 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
if being gay was a choice i’d be gayer
March 16, 2025 at 2:16 PM
wait do f slurs call m*th “tina” bc of tina turner???
March 7, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the bird flu? yeah they tend to do that
February 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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So…I just write what I’m thinking and other people can see it? Idk. Feels illegal.
February 23, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“trans ppl aren’t real i just don’t understand it”

yeah well i don’t understand Korean but i still know it’s real language
February 22, 2025 at 2:43 AM
but the real question is do aliens believe in me?
February 21, 2025 at 8:48 PM
you’re telling me a tea threw a party in Boston and i wasn’t invited??
February 19, 2025 at 5:19 AM