Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
don’t come in here I’m naked!
burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒
✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
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Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
· May 26
u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch
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Haley from third period is so damn fierce like that is a perfect drag queen to me
January 19, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Haley from third period is so damn fierce like that is a perfect drag queen to me
if you were cool and sexy in 2016 we don’t want to see it. have some humility
January 19, 2026 at 1:35 AM
if you were cool and sexy in 2016 we don’t want to see it. have some humility
I swear to god this is how I act at work
Oh—! Sorry for bumping into you with my big fat naturals…these glasses get in my way and my hair is in a bun…will you help me pick up my papers?
>Yes
>No
>Yes
>No
January 17, 2026 at 10:36 PM
I swear to god this is how I act at work
anybody wanna get together and scream and wail midsommar style
January 17, 2026 at 10:34 PM
anybody wanna get together and scream and wail midsommar style
There is no digital evidence of me existing prior to 2017
January 16, 2026 at 4:13 AM
There is no digital evidence of me existing prior to 2017
If I was tall I would be hotter and better than everyone in general. But especially because I would be gracious and benevolent towards the less fortunate in this way
Some of you bitches are way too tall to be standing at the front of the damn stage. If you’re gonna do it, at least have the decency to stand behind the short people around you and not bulldoze us
January 13, 2026 at 4:34 PM
If I was tall I would be hotter and better than everyone in general. But especially because I would be gracious and benevolent towards the less fortunate in this way
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Some of you bitches are way too tall to be standing at the front of the damn stage. If you’re gonna do it, at least have the decency to stand behind the short people around you and not bulldoze us
January 13, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Some of you bitches are way too tall to be standing at the front of the damn stage. If you’re gonna do it, at least have the decency to stand behind the short people around you and not bulldoze us
mobile for the first time in six days after like the most brutal period and luteal phase ever….. feeling hideous and ugly and worthless and stagnant and behind 😍😍😍😍
January 13, 2026 at 4:33 PM
mobile for the first time in six days after like the most brutal period and luteal phase ever….. feeling hideous and ugly and worthless and stagnant and behind 😍😍😍😍
what happens to me on my period is actually so medically terrifying
January 12, 2026 at 7:51 AM
what happens to me on my period is actually so medically terrifying
you can’t even buy nose pore strips anymore. Because of woke
January 8, 2026 at 11:11 PM
you can’t even buy nose pore strips anymore. Because of woke
Is this a safe place for me to say I think this her absolute best song
January 8, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Is this a safe place for me to say I think this her absolute best song
pmdd will really have you thinking shit like “what if I removed all of my tattoos”
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
pmdd will really have you thinking shit like “what if I removed all of my tattoos”
how it feels to have a Diet Coke at 9 am
January 5, 2026 at 4:01 PM
how it feels to have a Diet Coke at 9 am
showing up to jury duty like this so I get dismissed
January 5, 2026 at 11:28 AM
showing up to jury duty like this so I get dismissed
chat should I get my cosmetology license
January 4, 2026 at 9:09 AM
chat should I get my cosmetology license
I love rising and starting my work with the sun I love a simple cotton dress I love animal husbandry …. I really should have been Amish
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I love rising and starting my work with the sun I love a simple cotton dress I love animal husbandry …. I really should have been Amish
I made black eyed pea chicken chilli and everybody wanted seconds 🙂↕️
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 AM
I made black eyed pea chicken chilli and everybody wanted seconds 🙂↕️
two weeks off with no shows for the first time in MONTHS ….. I’m about to get sooooo mentally healthy
January 1, 2026 at 5:50 PM
two weeks off with no shows for the first time in MONTHS ….. I’m about to get sooooo mentally healthy
and when I start contouring my nose like the chipettes then what
January 1, 2026 at 2:36 AM
and when I start contouring my nose like the chipettes then what
Wearing a bucket hat that blocks peripheral vision may be disorienting to some. But it keeps me calm and focused much like a prized horse
December 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Wearing a bucket hat that blocks peripheral vision may be disorienting to some. But it keeps me calm and focused much like a prized horse
I’m gonna sound evil but what is it with Canada and these 80% density lil unstyled human hair wigs……..
December 29, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m gonna sound evil but what is it with Canada and these 80% density lil unstyled human hair wigs……..
I’m in the strip club unintentionally acting like Meredith Marks
December 27, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I’m in the strip club unintentionally acting like Meredith Marks
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the way she locked into the camera like ooooooooohhhhhhh my sister is a fuckin PROFESSIONAL
December 25, 2025 at 6:39 AM
the way she locked into the camera like ooooooooohhhhhhh my sister is a fuckin PROFESSIONAL
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this moment I took of @zahradkatonic.bsky.social at Communion lives in my head rent free!
December 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
this moment I took of @zahradkatonic.bsky.social at Communion lives in my head rent free!
Something so comforting to me abt the anguish and desperation of last minute Christmas shopping. Like damn we all fucked up together
December 23, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Something so comforting to me abt the anguish and desperation of last minute Christmas shopping. Like damn we all fucked up together