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zahradkatonic.bsky.social
Zahradka Tonic
@zahradkatonic.bsky.social
don’t come in here I’m naked!

burlesque and variety queen 💒 real showgirl 💒

✨ 10/30 Emporium ✨ 10/31 Garden Of ✨ 11/13 Bordel ✨ 11/16 QUEEN!✨ 11/29 Bordel
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u know who ain’t never had a problem with me? A bad bitch
Horse girl QUEEN! tomorrow…… the time is upon us
November 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
HORSE GIRL QUEEN! ON SUNDAY
November 14, 2025 at 6:32 PM
you guys…. The theme is horse girl
Who can guess my theme for 11/16 QUEEN!??? 👀👀👀👀
November 11, 2025 at 11:53 AM
got to work and in a span of 5 minutes sparkling water exploded in my bag, bled straight through my tampon all over my outfit, and I went to put on my new lipstick I just bought and the entire thing fell out the tube and onto the bathroom floor 😍😍😍😍😍 how much do you think I’ll make tonight
November 11, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I went 10 days without skeeting and nobody was even worried….. good to know where we stand
November 9, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Who can guess my theme for 11/16 QUEEN!??? 👀👀👀👀
November 9, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I feel like nothing was scarier as a child than being called out of your bedroom by your full name. Like how did i fuck up already and I’m not even in the vicinity yet
October 30, 2025 at 6:07 AM
everybody is getting their music on time this week
October 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
it would be so so sexy for you to book me in November 😍😍😍😍 gabriellazahradka@gmail.com. I *will* give a show stopping performance each and every time! Facts are facts America
October 27, 2025 at 10:02 PM
every time I have to start getting ready for work “close every door” from Joseph and the technicolor dream coat starts playing in my head. Specifically Donny Osmond’s version
October 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
yall I fell down the stairs soooo crazy at the gig last night
October 26, 2025 at 7:13 PM
and you’re right to say so
Didn’t mean to blow you up just think you’re fucking sexy
October 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
this and ovulation
October 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Last night this man asked me if it bothered me that he was sitting in the club spending no money and I said “as long as you don’t look at me when I’m on stage” and he got so offended he went and told my manager that I said he couldn’t look at me and my manager was like “yeah don’t look at her”
October 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
🪽🪽
October 22, 2025 at 5:06 AM
You’re so crazy to just sing out loud at the top of your lungs on the cta. In a way that I love and respect though
October 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
what if I just looked like this
October 20, 2025 at 10:25 PM
watching the substance saying “how it feels to be me” “how they treat me” every 30 seconds
October 19, 2025 at 5:22 AM
how it feels to be a stripper in this economy
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Boycotting my iron supplements. Fainting and being frail and weak is Victorian chic. Being constipated is uncouth, tacky
October 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
now why tf would they think a beautiful glamorous woman such as myself “might like” Some shit like this
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Huge fan of people born on October 17th (Die Divinity, Rita Hayworth, my nephew Sebastian, my mom)
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Almost every single mixed girl I know had an extensive pissy yellow blonde phase as a teenager and in that we are trauma bonded
October 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
who got n95’s 👀
October 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’m obsessed with Violet Ends by Boysmells
October 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM