E Ortiz
@therealeortiz.bsky.social
Chicagoan. I like stuff. Came here for #Survivor but stayed for the vibes.
Holy cannoli Season 3 of #thetraitors brought it with this cast!
January 10, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Holy cannoli Season 3 of #thetraitors brought it with this cast!
My in and out lists for 2025.
January 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
My in and out lists for 2025.
All of these live New Year’s Eve shows are like Steffan from SNL descriptions come to life. #nye
a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
ALT: a man says " this place has everything " while holding something in his hand
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January 1, 2025 at 6:13 AM
All of these live New Year’s Eve shows are like Steffan from SNL descriptions come to life. #nye
@sums up the #chicagobears season. #nfl
December 27, 2024 at 4:05 AM
@sums up the #chicagobears season. #nfl
Listening to the pregame #bears #TNF analysts and in game sh*t on ownership management, downplay Caleb’s abilities, and make fun of the fans is depressing and infuriating. No talk of the history of the greats, just dunking. Virginia and fam, DO BETTER OR SELL THE TEAM! Can I invoice them for my time
December 27, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Listening to the pregame #bears #TNF analysts and in game sh*t on ownership management, downplay Caleb’s abilities, and make fun of the fans is depressing and infuriating. No talk of the history of the greats, just dunking. Virginia and fam, DO BETTER OR SELL THE TEAM! Can I invoice them for my time
Family Christmas party with my son. He refuses to smile and take a regular picture, but we are having fun. #christmas #family #party
December 15, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Family Christmas party with my son. He refuses to smile and take a regular picture, but we are having fun. #christmas #family #party
Was Teeny actually the goat of this season? #survivor #survivor47
December 12, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Was Teeny actually the goat of this season? #survivor #survivor47
Which actor would you cast to play you in a biopic about your life?
Pedro Pascal
Pedro Pascal
December 11, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Which actor would you cast to play you in a biopic about your life?
Pedro Pascal
Pedro Pascal
Beating a #Bears fan and watching every bad thing that happens instead of not watching the game #bearsnation #bears49ers
a man in a blue jacket and tie is sitting on a bus
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December 8, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Beating a #Bears fan and watching every bad thing that happens instead of not watching the game #bearsnation #bears49ers
December 5, 2024 at 3:55 AM
Andy loses his vote next week and now has a giant target on his back. Can’t wait to see what @teeeny.bsky.social has to say next week! #survivor #survivor47
Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.
Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.
December 5, 2024 at 2:28 AM
Andy loses his vote next week and now has a giant target on his back. Can’t wait to see what @teeeny.bsky.social has to say next week! #survivor #survivor47
Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.
Wow. That was a hell of a FTC.
Me hearing all the scenarios in #survivor47 between under dogs and Italy operations and all the back and forth with idols and advantages…
a man in a suit and tie is screaming with his mouth open and the words `` loud noises '' written on his face .
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media.tenor.com
December 5, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Me hearing all the scenarios in #survivor47 between under dogs and Italy operations and all the back and forth with idols and advantages…
I would prefer Sue not win #survivor47 there I said it.
December 5, 2024 at 1:15 AM
I would prefer Sue not win #survivor47 there I said it.
Ok, next seasonal watch…should it be Holiday Inn, White Christmas, or The Family Stone? @8ballbangers.bsky.social I’m looking for your input. #Christmas #movies
December 4, 2024 at 9:47 PM
Ok, next seasonal watch…should it be Holiday Inn, White Christmas, or The Family Stone? @8ballbangers.bsky.social I’m looking for your input. #Christmas #movies
#Survivor rewatch Sean 15 Micronesia FvF. FairPlay walking out dressed as Jeff…I’d love to know what part of that interaction was left on the cutting room floor.
December 2, 2024 at 2:56 AM
#Survivor rewatch Sean 15 Micronesia FvF. FairPlay walking out dressed as Jeff…I’d love to know what part of that interaction was left on the cutting room floor.
What happened in the last 48 hours? All of the “Leon” followers are suddenly here spewing terribleness and bringing that vibe to almost every Discover #skeet I see.
December 1, 2024 at 5:20 AM
What happened in the last 48 hours? All of the “Leon” followers are suddenly here spewing terribleness and bringing that vibe to almost every Discover #skeet I see.
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It’s beautiful
November 30, 2024 at 9:52 PM
It’s beautiful
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There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.
November 29, 2024 at 11:00 AM
There is no greater joy than everyone in the house being asleep as you drink your morning coffee.
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Delete this right now
Yes, I’m religious, I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Delete this right now
The Flus has been let loose. #chicagobears #fireflus
November 29, 2024 at 5:40 PM
The Flus has been let loose. #chicagobears #fireflus
City Slickers gave me unrealistic expectations about Mets fans herding cattle with no experience.
Gillian’s Island gave me unrealistic expectations about the possibility of dying in quicksand…
Predator gave me unrealistic expectations about handshakes
November 29, 2024 at 5:19 AM
City Slickers gave me unrealistic expectations about Mets fans herding cattle with no experience.