The Real Cornpop
@therealcornpop.bsky.social
As seen on TikTok and in your neighborhood billiards hall
There is a gnawing, almost vacuum-like dread I get from scrolling on bluesky for too long where I'm like "okay yeah so at our most candid we all agree this shit sucks but what do we wanna do" and then inevitably two scrolls later it's someone reposting Mueller She Wrote and the cycle starts over
February 15, 2025 at 4:34 PM
There is a gnawing, almost vacuum-like dread I get from scrolling on bluesky for too long where I'm like "okay yeah so at our most candid we all agree this shit sucks but what do we wanna do" and then inevitably two scrolls later it's someone reposting Mueller She Wrote and the cycle starts over
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What? Truly and profoundly unsmart.
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 14, 2025 at 5:30 PM
What? Truly and profoundly unsmart.
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You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters
February 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You're nuts if you're questioning the wisdom and leadership of the Democratic Party right now. They're not the problem. The problem is the voters. What we need to do is replace 300 million voters
Finding out that there's an open source free version of Civ5 that is the exact same complexity as the desktop version and runs locally on Android has been the funniest way I've somehow increased my screen time lmao
February 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Finding out that there's an open source free version of Civ5 that is the exact same complexity as the desktop version and runs locally on Android has been the funniest way I've somehow increased my screen time lmao
Dear President Trump: yes my GERD is very painful, but you did NOT need to tariff onions, tomatoes, and peppers to keep my esophagus safe 🙏🏻 😭
February 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Dear President Trump: yes my GERD is very painful, but you did NOT need to tariff onions, tomatoes, and peppers to keep my esophagus safe 🙏🏻 😭
Remembering that the US' no 1 import from Canada is crude oil and that Canadian energy accounts for like 60% of all US oil imports makes it clear just how cooked US SMBs and mid-level enterprises are in the short term due to tariffs; perfect opportunity for increased market consolidation though!!!
February 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Remembering that the US' no 1 import from Canada is crude oil and that Canadian energy accounts for like 60% of all US oil imports makes it clear just how cooked US SMBs and mid-level enterprises are in the short term due to tariffs; perfect opportunity for increased market consolidation though!!!
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hey question, is this bad?
January 31, 2025 at 10:34 PM
hey question, is this bad?
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if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
January 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
if a major politician held an emergency rally about the current ongoing coup by the richest man in the world, I think people would go to it. Shit is well and truly fucked. I can think of a couple of people who should do that right now.
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This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
Exclusive: Musk aides lock government workers out of computer systems at US agency, sources say
Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.
www.reuters.com
January 31, 2025 at 8:43 PM
This is a hostile takeover of the federal government by a private citizen of unlimited means with no restrictions and no transparency. Welcome to the Deep State www.reuters.com/world/us/mus...
"God's always on the throne"
Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren't, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y'all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles
Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren't, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y'all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles
January 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
"God's always on the throne"
Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren't, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y'all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles
Well I sure hope he stands tf up because you chickens sure aren't, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social
How utterly spineless, craven, and cowardly can y'all be? Literally getting rolled over like mice in a carpet, you absolute do nothing imbeciles
One of the unironic best things about BS is that if you wanna post yourself doing something like smoking cigars on here you can just do that without having to call them something insane like "I love my smoky stink logs"
January 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
One of the unironic best things about BS is that if you wanna post yourself doing something like smoking cigars on here you can just do that without having to call them something insane like "I love my smoky stink logs"
It's hard to even know what to say at this point when every thought I have feels like it'll be immediately either invalidated or hyper validated within minutes by a headline lmao
January 27, 2025 at 2:36 PM
It's hard to even know what to say at this point when every thought I have feels like it'll be immediately either invalidated or hyper validated within minutes by a headline lmao
Just a very important reminder that fascists literally do not give a single fuck about how right you are about anything, they construct their worldview first and all facts are filtered through that worldview. So stop trying to be cute and right, and start learning to be scary
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Just a very important reminder that fascists literally do not give a single fuck about how right you are about anything, they construct their worldview first and all facts are filtered through that worldview. So stop trying to be cute and right, and start learning to be scary
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Do they have any plans on letting people upload videos longer than a minute bc I would just post the full videos here if I could.
January 21, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do they have any plans on letting people upload videos longer than a minute bc I would just post the full videos here if I could.
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These tech oligarchs fit with MAGA because they're postmodernists: That there’s no objective truth but one’s own. Like Trump, they want to craft a world based on their "truth," which consists of lies for profit. They don’t have Trump’s charisma, but they do have billions.
January 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
These tech oligarchs fit with MAGA because they're postmodernists: That there’s no objective truth but one’s own. Like Trump, they want to craft a world based on their "truth," which consists of lies for profit. They don’t have Trump’s charisma, but they do have billions.
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You are here:
January 21, 2025 at 10:43 AM
You are here:
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if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
January 21, 2025 at 11:04 AM
if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits
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it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
January 21, 2025 at 3:39 AM
it’s going to be so much fun when he dies
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Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
January 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Oh wow, they brought back 2020 doomscrolling. They’ll remake anything these days.
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when u make a silly joke on this platform
January 20, 2025 at 4:04 AM
when u make a silly joke on this platform
"did anyone else wake up at 4am??? It has to mean something!"
January 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
"did anyone else wake up at 4am??? It has to mean something!"