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The Pulse Rifle
@thepulserifle.bsky.social
Retrogamer, Tiktok streamer, dogfather

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Paging @takiudon.bsky.social the only thing keeping this bartop from being feature complete is its intended heart, a MisterPi Turbo Pack ordered back in September for a Batch 5 preorder. Right now it’s got a MiSTer as a transplant, but I need that for streaming. With respect, when give?
October 30, 2025 at 8:36 AM
(In the key of “They’re Taking The Hobbits To Isengard”)

Tell me, where is Gyruss, for I much desire to play with it?
Konami Shoot 'Em Up 'Juno First' Is Heading To Arcade Archives This Week
Arrives March 13th
www.timeextension.com
March 12, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Ever notice that, when a dating site says “somebody likes you”, there is a pretty good chance (>80%) that the “person” who “likes” you is from an account listed as thousands of miles away from your present location and never responds?
March 5, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Hey champs. I had a date scheduled for next Wednesday, but it was immediately cancelled by the other party upon the revelation of my diagnosis of Bipolar 1.
February 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
I love this lil guy’s headbutts
February 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I had a follower on TikTok flatter me in a way that hit me different than most.

On this dude’s Live, he told his crowd of 300+ viewers that he looked up to me as a streamer. I tipped him $5 on the platform to express appreciation for the kindness, and he teared up from the exchange.

It was good.
January 28, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Three date-ghosts in a single month. Dating in my forties continues to be ill-advised. I just want to be wanted, not yanked around and trying to accommodate so much when my own needs are not being met.
January 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Hey champs! I don’t typically post a lot on this app, but I’ve been meaning to. If we’re losing TikTok, that’s over 74 thousand connections I made over a year and a half just evaporating into the ether. That’s really tough.
January 14, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Timothy is a good boy.
November 17, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Reposted by The Pulse Rifle
20 years ago the shitposting community was still in its infancy and we didn’t have as many posting techniques yet so we just looked at the same picture of a butthole every day.
June 23, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Fuck
February 8, 2024 at 11:18 PM
I deserve to feel more important.
February 3, 2024 at 7:48 AM
New designs. I particularly liked Right On!, so I bought it straightaway. One could be yours: check my Linktree’s topmost link!
January 31, 2024 at 1:03 AM
I am the shirt man. My shirts are delicious.
January 6, 2024 at 1:41 AM
December 24, 2023 at 8:12 PM
November 16, 2023 at 12:06 AM
Take a hike, vultures
November 6, 2023 at 7:15 PM
Peaches is such a good cat
October 30, 2023 at 9:49 PM
Nothing pops in the dark quite like a Vectrex.
October 7, 2023 at 4:23 AM
@jparish.bsky.social this is what a Gyruss control panel looks like
September 20, 2023 at 8:14 PM
Peaches (named after the song) is a good cat
August 30, 2023 at 10:06 PM
Recruiters who cold-call, email, and text with an urgent job offer but don’t list salary/wage expectation or benefits compensation, please consider this an open invitation to assemble the tools, construct a catapult to space, and then get inside.
August 16, 2023 at 11:09 PM
I won 2nd place at the Game On Expo Tetris Arcade tournament.
August 13, 2023 at 2:57 AM
The fact that my Bluesky is silent on this is shameful. Shit is hilarious.
Bro my TikTok is full of battle of Montgomery 😂😂😂
August 9, 2023 at 6:22 AM
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THEY PAINTED IT I'M CRYING
August 2, 2023 at 7:43 PM