ᴊᴏɴ ᴅᴀᴠɪᴇs
@thepaperworker.bsky.social
ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ʜᴀʟᴏ-ʀᴘ/ᴍᴠʀᴘ/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #Queekisms
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Dithering about.
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Dithering about.
If it’s no trouble.
I… can’t relate… But you have my sympathies.
Can I offer you an ibuprofen?
Can I offer you an ibuprofen?
My back would like to disagree.
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If it’s no trouble.
My back would like to disagree.
Nothing wrong with that.
He’s not old.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
November 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My back would like to disagree.
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He’s not old.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
November 8, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He’s not old.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
He’s just.
Uh.
Mature.
#Queekisms
Hehe.
I just had an idea.
All I’m saying is this fucking ship must have a janitor somewhere?
That as a concept amuses me.
Hehe.
I just had an idea.
All I’m saying is this fucking ship must have a janitor somewhere?
That as a concept amuses me.
November 4, 2025 at 3:24 PM
#Queekisms
Hehe.
I just had an idea.
All I’m saying is this fucking ship must have a janitor somewhere?
That as a concept amuses me.
Hehe.
I just had an idea.
All I’m saying is this fucking ship must have a janitor somewhere?
That as a concept amuses me.
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Honestly? I’m half considering moving on from writing Daisy.
I kinda feel like I’ve done all I wanna do with her for now. I started the event but I dunno? I’m just not feeling it. But I don’t wanna lose an account in the Halo verse cus I do love it. So I dunno.
I’m torn between writing -
I kinda feel like I’ve done all I wanna do with her for now. I started the event but I dunno? I’m just not feeling it. But I don’t wanna lose an account in the Halo verse cus I do love it. So I dunno.
I’m torn between writing -
November 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Honestly? I’m half considering moving on from writing Daisy.
I kinda feel like I’ve done all I wanna do with her for now. I started the event but I dunno? I’m just not feeling it. But I don’t wanna lose an account in the Halo verse cus I do love it. So I dunno.
I’m torn between writing -
I kinda feel like I’ve done all I wanna do with her for now. I started the event but I dunno? I’m just not feeling it. But I don’t wanna lose an account in the Halo verse cus I do love it. So I dunno.
I’m torn between writing -
Thanks!
I’m very proud of it.
I’m very proud of it.
Fuck yeah, Jon!!!
Kudos on the costume!
Kudos on the costume!
Even Jon’s not so miserable as to not dress up for Halloween.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
November 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Thanks!
I’m very proud of it.
I’m very proud of it.
Even Jon’s not so miserable as to not dress up for Halloween.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Even Jon’s not so miserable as to not dress up for Halloween.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
October 30, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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October 28, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Karma…?
You want to make a concept your bitch?
You want to make a concept your bitch?
October 12, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Karma…?
You want to make a concept your bitch?
You want to make a concept your bitch?
Not all of us are as xenophobic as Silvia.
My running in fear whenever I see an alien is purely because I’m a coward.
There’s no malice.
My running in fear whenever I see an alien is purely because I’m a coward.
There’s no malice.
October 12, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Not all of us are as xenophobic as Silvia.
My running in fear whenever I see an alien is purely because I’m a coward.
There’s no malice.
My running in fear whenever I see an alien is purely because I’m a coward.
There’s no malice.
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I thought I could trust our mechanics!
They’ve never had a reputation for being a little sketchy! Or being overpriced because most people don’t understand vehicles as much as them!
They’ve never had a reputation for being a little sketchy! Or being overpriced because most people don’t understand vehicles as much as them!
. . . you think things are miraculously coming off the deadline report because of magic ?
They’ve been canni…
…MY TYPEWRITERS!
…MY TYPEWRITERS!
October 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
I thought I could trust our mechanics!
They’ve never had a reputation for being a little sketchy! Or being overpriced because most people don’t understand vehicles as much as them!
They’ve never had a reputation for being a little sketchy! Or being overpriced because most people don’t understand vehicles as much as them!
October 12, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They’ve been canni…
…MY TYPEWRITERS!
…MY TYPEWRITERS!
better you let them stock it , than them cannibalizing other pieces of stock .
there's a game to this .
there's a game to this .
(Blink. Blink. Blink.)
But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…
…yugh.
But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…
…yugh.
October 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
They’ve been canni…
…MY TYPEWRITERS!
…MY TYPEWRITERS!
(Blink. Blink. Blink.)
But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…
…yugh.
But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…
…yugh.
wrong .
even the line needs supply . they die without logistics .
i'd recommend becoming friends with the mechanics - i know damn well how much you love your ac .
( she smiled at the spunk . )
even the line needs supply . they die without logistics .
i'd recommend becoming friends with the mechanics - i know damn well how much you love your ac .
( she smiled at the spunk . )
I’m not sure. Not likely, I’d assume.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.
October 12, 2025 at 10:01 PM
(Blink. Blink. Blink.)
But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…
…yugh.
But they all hate me because I don’t let them stock spare parts five times over…
…yugh.
I’m not sure. Not likely, I’d assume.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.
i got some statistics you can analyze .
what are the odds that a fuckass pog like you gets put in a line unit ?
what are the odds that a fuckass pog like you gets put in a line unit ?
October 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I’m not sure. Not likely, I’d assume.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.
Probably the same odds of you deciding not to be a deeply unpleasant pain in my ass one day.
October 12, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ah! Sunday.
He’s hiding in his office.
He’s hiding in his office.
October 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
Ah! Sunday.
He’s hiding in his office.
He’s hiding in his office.
He’s currently stuck in a debate between two maintenance crews. One crew want recharging laser tools and the other wants cool-down laser tools.
Yes.
He knows the stupid bit of this.
No.
They won’t listen.
Yes.
He wants to die.
Yes.
He knows the stupid bit of this.
No.
They won’t listen.
Yes.
He wants to die.
October 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
He’s currently stuck in a debate between two maintenance crews. One crew want recharging laser tools and the other wants cool-down laser tools.
Yes.
He knows the stupid bit of this.
No.
They won’t listen.
Yes.
He wants to die.
Yes.
He knows the stupid bit of this.
No.
They won’t listen.
Yes.
He wants to die.
Just that sort of day, hm?
October 9, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Just that sort of day, hm?