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ᴏʀɪɢɪɴᴀʟ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ/ʜᴀʟᴏ-ʀᴘ/ᴍᴠʀᴘ/ᴍᴅɴɪ/ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ #Queekisms
Even Jon’s not so miserable as to not dress up for Halloween.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
October 31, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Even Jon’s not so miserable as to not dress up for Halloween.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
Buuuuuuut it’s still Jon.
That much is obvious.
Jon (Walter) Davies. Very Late Forties. English-ish. He/Him.
An extremely tedious and mostly spineless old nerd with a natural flair for admin and logistics.
The family disappointment with severe daddy issues.
Learning to live with himself.
Learning to accept himself.
Learning to respect himself.
An extremely tedious and mostly spineless old nerd with a natural flair for admin and logistics.
The family disappointment with severe daddy issues.
Learning to live with himself.
Learning to accept himself.
Learning to respect himself.
August 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Jon (Walter) Davies. Very Late Forties. English-ish. He/Him.
An extremely tedious and mostly spineless old nerd with a natural flair for admin and logistics.
The family disappointment with severe daddy issues.
Learning to live with himself.
Learning to accept himself.
Learning to respect himself.
An extremely tedious and mostly spineless old nerd with a natural flair for admin and logistics.
The family disappointment with severe daddy issues.
Learning to live with himself.
Learning to accept himself.
Learning to respect himself.
Don’t expect anything if our muses haven’t interacted.
August 21, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Don’t expect anything if our muses haven’t interacted.
POV: You’ve just told Jon that you don’t have biscuits with your tea.
August 17, 2025 at 9:20 PM
POV: You’ve just told Jon that you don’t have biscuits with your tea.
#SeductiveSunday
He was told some people like a man at work. But he’s not sure that THIS is really what they meant.
This isn’t even work.
He’s failed.
Oh god.
He was told some people like a man at work. But he’s not sure that THIS is really what they meant.
This isn’t even work.
He’s failed.
Oh god.
July 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
#SeductiveSunday
He was told some people like a man at work. But he’s not sure that THIS is really what they meant.
This isn’t even work.
He’s failed.
Oh god.
He was told some people like a man at work. But he’s not sure that THIS is really what they meant.
This isn’t even work.
He’s failed.
Oh god.
The introduction Jon gets and the aura he has when he walks into any administrative crisis:
July 18, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The introduction Jon gets and the aura he has when he walks into any administrative crisis:
April 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
#Queekisms
I liked the hugging thing purely because I saw Jon’s face like this (see image)
Then getting violently bodied
And I just found it funny.
I liked the hugging thing purely because I saw Jon’s face like this (see image)
Then getting violently bodied
And I just found it funny.
April 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
#Queekisms
I liked the hugging thing purely because I saw Jon’s face like this (see image)
Then getting violently bodied
And I just found it funny.
I liked the hugging thing purely because I saw Jon’s face like this (see image)
Then getting violently bodied
And I just found it funny.
Some poor Marine started talking to Jon and now he won’t shut the fuck up.
February 10, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Some poor Marine started talking to Jon and now he won’t shut the fuck up.
I think everyone knows this, but I’d just like to state that this is obviously not an officially recognised regulation.
And may I just say that pretending something is a regulation is utterly, utterly disrespectful to the concept of regulations.
Shame on you, Commander.
And may I just say that pretending something is a regulation is utterly, utterly disrespectful to the concept of regulations.
Shame on you, Commander.
December 14, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I think everyone knows this, but I’d just like to state that this is obviously not an officially recognised regulation.
And may I just say that pretending something is a regulation is utterly, utterly disrespectful to the concept of regulations.
Shame on you, Commander.
And may I just say that pretending something is a regulation is utterly, utterly disrespectful to the concept of regulations.
Shame on you, Commander.
Since his shift is over, he thought he’d bake himself a little something for dinner.
It’s not going brilliantly.
It’s not going brilliantly.
December 11, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Since his shift is over, he thought he’d bake himself a little something for dinner.
It’s not going brilliantly.
It’s not going brilliantly.
Sir Alistair Davies
1890 - 1916
The first hero of the Davies family. Alistair gave his life for his country in the First World War and truly kicked-off the Davies-Armed forces connection.
Sure - he died because he kept taunting German snipers, but the family don’t know that. Sh.
1890 - 1916
The first hero of the Davies family. Alistair gave his life for his country in the First World War and truly kicked-off the Davies-Armed forces connection.
Sure - he died because he kept taunting German snipers, but the family don’t know that. Sh.
December 11, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Sir Alistair Davies
1890 - 1916
The first hero of the Davies family. Alistair gave his life for his country in the First World War and truly kicked-off the Davies-Armed forces connection.
Sure - he died because he kept taunting German snipers, but the family don’t know that. Sh.
1890 - 1916
The first hero of the Davies family. Alistair gave his life for his country in the First World War and truly kicked-off the Davies-Armed forces connection.
Sure - he died because he kept taunting German snipers, but the family don’t know that. Sh.
What’s wrong with Jon?
He just stamped a document.
And the stamp was AT A SLIGHT ANGLE! That’s it. His career is probably over.
He just stamped a document.
And the stamp was AT A SLIGHT ANGLE! That’s it. His career is probably over.
December 10, 2024 at 2:29 AM
What’s wrong with Jon?
He just stamped a document.
And the stamp was AT A SLIGHT ANGLE! That’s it. His career is probably over.
He just stamped a document.
And the stamp was AT A SLIGHT ANGLE! That’s it. His career is probably over.
‘Shining’ Steve Davies
2000 - 2450
Turns out that plastic surgery really does keep you forever young. Who would’ve thought?
2000 - 2450
Turns out that plastic surgery really does keep you forever young. Who would’ve thought?
December 9, 2024 at 7:23 PM
‘Shining’ Steve Davies
2000 - 2450
Turns out that plastic surgery really does keep you forever young. Who would’ve thought?
2000 - 2450
Turns out that plastic surgery really does keep you forever young. Who would’ve thought?
Bertrand Davies
2212 - 2280
Bertrand was a prick.
That problematic take?
It was Bertrand’s. That horrible right-wing relative? Yeah - his name was Bertrand. That guy who pretends he’s not an alcoholic but is? That’s Bertrand for ya.
Thanks to Sod’s Law, he died old and content with his life.
2212 - 2280
Bertrand was a prick.
That problematic take?
It was Bertrand’s. That horrible right-wing relative? Yeah - his name was Bertrand. That guy who pretends he’s not an alcoholic but is? That’s Bertrand for ya.
Thanks to Sod’s Law, he died old and content with his life.
December 9, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Bertrand Davies
2212 - 2280
Bertrand was a prick.
That problematic take?
It was Bertrand’s. That horrible right-wing relative? Yeah - his name was Bertrand. That guy who pretends he’s not an alcoholic but is? That’s Bertrand for ya.
Thanks to Sod’s Law, he died old and content with his life.
2212 - 2280
Bertrand was a prick.
That problematic take?
It was Bertrand’s. That horrible right-wing relative? Yeah - his name was Bertrand. That guy who pretends he’s not an alcoholic but is? That’s Bertrand for ya.
Thanks to Sod’s Law, he died old and content with his life.
Albert MacDavies
1915 - 1945
The last of the Scottish branch of the Davies family. Albert died on the last day of WW2 when he charged a German position with nothing but a claymore.
Despite his appearance: He was famous for being fastidious about personal grooming.
1915 - 1945
The last of the Scottish branch of the Davies family. Albert died on the last day of WW2 when he charged a German position with nothing but a claymore.
Despite his appearance: He was famous for being fastidious about personal grooming.
December 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
Albert MacDavies
1915 - 1945
The last of the Scottish branch of the Davies family. Albert died on the last day of WW2 when he charged a German position with nothing but a claymore.
Despite his appearance: He was famous for being fastidious about personal grooming.
1915 - 1945
The last of the Scottish branch of the Davies family. Albert died on the last day of WW2 when he charged a German position with nothing but a claymore.
Despite his appearance: He was famous for being fastidious about personal grooming.
Reginald ‘Reggie’ Davies.
(1980 - 2025)
Reggie was a little crazy. Despite obviously not living in the nineteenth century, he was insistent that he did.
Quiet guy. Fond of horses. Eccentric (duh). Mutton-chops enthusiast. Died of horror when someone finally explained to him what IPhones are.
(1980 - 2025)
Reggie was a little crazy. Despite obviously not living in the nineteenth century, he was insistent that he did.
Quiet guy. Fond of horses. Eccentric (duh). Mutton-chops enthusiast. Died of horror when someone finally explained to him what IPhones are.
December 9, 2024 at 5:58 PM
Reginald ‘Reggie’ Davies.
(1980 - 2025)
Reggie was a little crazy. Despite obviously not living in the nineteenth century, he was insistent that he did.
Quiet guy. Fond of horses. Eccentric (duh). Mutton-chops enthusiast. Died of horror when someone finally explained to him what IPhones are.
(1980 - 2025)
Reggie was a little crazy. Despite obviously not living in the nineteenth century, he was insistent that he did.
Quiet guy. Fond of horses. Eccentric (duh). Mutton-chops enthusiast. Died of horror when someone finally explained to him what IPhones are.
And of course there’s great-uncle McMurder Davies, but the family doesn’t talk about him.
December 9, 2024 at 3:38 PM
And of course there’s great-uncle McMurder Davies, but the family doesn’t talk about him.
He’s been looking back at some old ancestral photos. It’s kind of weird for him.
A - the uncanny resemblance he’s got with his ancestors.
B - how some of these photos even exist.
The shared poshness isn’t much of a shock though.
A - the uncanny resemblance he’s got with his ancestors.
B - how some of these photos even exist.
The shared poshness isn’t much of a shock though.
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 PM
He’s been looking back at some old ancestral photos. It’s kind of weird for him.
A - the uncanny resemblance he’s got with his ancestors.
B - how some of these photos even exist.
The shared poshness isn’t much of a shock though.
A - the uncanny resemblance he’s got with his ancestors.
B - how some of these photos even exist.
The shared poshness isn’t much of a shock though.