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Cobisumaru
@thepantsmanex.bsky.social
Your favorite streamer's 16th favorite streamer

Big the Cat and Goemon enjoyer
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I haven't been posting because I've been in the RetroAchievements vortex and have been trying to run back the infinite L of never 100% Fighters Destiny. I'm glad to announce that I've done just that.

Second person on the site to do it without save states. 100 wins in a row can absolutely suck it.
Things I've been radicalized against this week:

- Windows 11
- Blue screen error codes that aren't clear what the problem actually is
- Fighting Polygon Team in Smash 64
November 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
As a stalwart Steam Controller 1.0 defender, give me the new version immediately. The first one was easily the best $5 I spent when they got closed out, so I know this is going to be great.
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Don't let anyone dissuade you, yes it's odd at first, yes it's uncomfortable the first time - that goes away after a few times.

I'll take "uncomfortable" every day of the week instead of wiping like i'm cleaning an old dry-erase board.
my fellow americans, here’s your mission this holiday season:

1) if you don’t own a bidet, put it at the top of your gift wishlist

2) if you do own a bidet, then gift a bidet to someone else

nothing else matters this year… not jesus, not joy, not stockings, not roast beast… ONLY spreading bidets
November 11, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Already seeing Game of the Year discourse so let me get my opinion into the void:

Your GotY sucks, mine's better and didn't even come out this year. My GotY will win the Pants award of best game, yours will win geoff keighley's corporate fluff fest award if you're lucky. Get owned tbh
November 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Idea for a youtube video, let me know in the comments below if you think it lands.

A video where every time I say something uncertain (ex: I'm not sure why x, i didn't understand y, could it be z?) I follow it up with "If you know, let me know in the comments below".

This would likely happen 200x.
November 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Sonic Rumble has a feature where it shows you when you played against someone in the creator's program and it's honestly a great advertising gimmick because you know I'll watch myself absolutely running a lobby on someone else's channel.

Also pretty fun game for f2p, no need to spend money so far.
November 6, 2025 at 4:05 PM
We are so back it's not even funny. Maybe with enough time I'll descend to -10 subs on twitch.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Going to make a gaming channel devoted to lesser known and forgotten games then play the most popular games ever like Ocarina of Time exclusively.
November 5, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Holy shit, Eneru is in after all this time. I can now rest easily knowing my campaigning has worked.
ONE PIECE: PIRATE WARRIORS 4 - DLC7 & Next Gen Release Date Announcement Trailer (Nov 21st - Switch 2/PS5/Xbox Series) www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRfe...
November 5, 2025 at 2:09 PM
This post is so real, there are so many random anime Musous that can be a great supplement to the series (Fist of the north star, Arslan, Fate, One Piece) and so many variations that you'll never get bored (DQ Heroes, Bladestorm, Fire Emblem Warriors).

All that and they're fun to play, win/win.
Here's the thing about Musou games for 95% of people.

They're like Gacha games.

Find the titty aesthetic you like, and get that.

You like Zelda? Get the Zelda one.

You like Berserk? They got that.

Samurai shit? They got that too!

They even have Gundam Musou!

3 Kingdoms? Brother...
November 5, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I ignore most arguments on input delay because I played through all of the PS4 Crash Bandicoot (minus stormy ascent) via my capture card using OBS. It did not occur to me until I switched to a new TV how bad it was, so I just assume I'll mentally adapt and it won't matter.
November 3, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I need a report on retention rates on youtube channels that use sonic music cross-analyzed with if that creator has actually played the sonic game the music is from.

I have a sneaking suspicion around Sonic Unleashed in particular.
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
In an effort to create opinions that are unique to me and require so much specific information that expressing them would make me look insane:

Crazy Frog Racer -> Crazy Frog Arcade Racer (aka Racer 2) is one of the biggest downgrades in a sequel I've seen gameplay wise.
October 31, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Weight loss tip:

Wear bulky clothes for several months, then wear something form fitting. The difference in shape is enough to garner compliments despite not losing a single pound.
October 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
When I was on vacation I ended up in a store that only took cash so I broke a 10 for the items. My change was something like $2.07.

I took those 2 pennies and nickel with me through TSA, kept them on me the whole time. That's the grindset you need.

Get your money up, follow for more tips! 👊😁
October 25, 2025 at 8:46 PM
10 game to get to know me?

How about 100 (and skip to the end for top 10 i guess)

youtu.be/-_KluBBO7v8
Pants' Top 100 Games
YouTube video by ThePantsManEX
youtu.be
October 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Monopoly (FULL SERIES PLAYTHROUGH, ALL VARIANTS, ALL GAMES)
October 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I had the pleasure of spending time with someone who is _very_ into teas and coffees and he walked through the tasting process and different preparations and how it changes the flavor.

The main takeaway for me is that I am never going to appreciate it that much so I will continue purchasing swill.
October 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Things I learned traveling for the first time:
- Turbulence is fine, bad turbulence is not
- Airlines just make up rules for carry ons and randomly enforce them
- Not having a bidet should be a crime against humanity, doubly so in a home.
- My sleep schedule works fine in PST, doesn't in EST
October 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Was using the selfie cam to take a funny picture of a cat and saw my fucked up ass receding hairline when closing it and I think I'll just simply never be perceived again
October 15, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Proud game collector who shows off their collection existing exclusively of game key cards, code in box games, and fortnite physicals that are just microtransactions
October 2, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I go to the bank to withdraw cash, "Oh fill out a form". Ok, I write "$250, Two-hundred Fifty Dollars" and stop thinking about it.

Today I checked it and they casually withdrew $650, thank you bank for being trustworthy while trying to sell me on 60 different things, definitely won't leave now!
October 2, 2025 at 5:35 AM
My current house project is to figure out what the hell happened to our doorbell. In this process of traipsing around the house, I found the doorbell transformer and mistakenly looked it up and found an ebay listing. Shockingly, these don't sell often so I've been getting spammed offers since.
October 1, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I formally apologize to anyone who wants to play FFT remake early, square knew i was going on vacation and sent my copy hella early and I wish it had gone to you (person reading this) instead because i don't have time to start it.
September 29, 2025 at 4:16 AM
mfs are lucky i don't stream anymore because i'd be terrorizing the field in sonic crossworlds twitch rivals with my Big the Cat
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM