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Cobisumaru
@thepantsmanex.bsky.social
Your favorite streamer's 16th favorite streamer

Big the Cat and Goemon enjoyer
"you miss 100% of the shots you don't take" he thought as he reenacted the below image.
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Required by law to do it to 'em.
November 6, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We are so back it's not even funny. Maybe with enough time I'll descend to -10 subs on twitch.
November 5, 2025 at 5:41 PM
When a meeting happens and it was actually necessary and something comes of it
September 12, 2025 at 5:07 AM
POV: The computer screen when someone hits "Send Meeting Invite" on a Friday meeting knowing fully well it could 100% Wait Until Monday™.
September 12, 2025 at 5:04 AM
imagine the 2 isn't written in and that i'm way better at games so i can pretend to have the funny number
August 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Making an extremely specific image collection of anime characters posed at an angle with their arms crossed in just a way that they can't be drawn correctly and look scuffed as hell
July 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Also crazy 1-2 punch on the timeline with this post:
July 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I haven't been posting because I've been in the RetroAchievements vortex and have been trying to run back the infinite L of never 100% Fighters Destiny. I'm glad to announce that I've done just that.

Second person on the site to do it without save states. 100 wins in a row can absolutely suck it.
July 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
If I could take one thing from a video game and make it real it would be the thing where really bad food gets censored. Like imagine you go to your aunt's house for [event] and she serves a spread that's just block censored like this. Funniest shit ever.
June 16, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Quote - Me on playing this:
June 15, 2025 at 4:15 AM
The video game shop clerk pulling out a copy of Quest 65 and booting it up to show it's real.
June 12, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Bamco -> Action RPG -> ends up being chode vein 2 and not a Tales game
June 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I can't believe I spent years laughing at Swingerz Golf thinking it was some garbage golf game just to find out it's actually GameCube exclusive Hot Shots.

In my defense, who signed off on this thinking it wasn't going to read as "MAD TV Outlaw Golf"
June 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
It's messed up when it should be Saturday but it's only Wednesday somehow.
May 21, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sora or default UE5 Male with hair? You decide!
May 15, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Here is my paint representation of how I feel.

Legend:
Green/Yellow/Red: How one would receive the game agnostic of opinion

1: Near release, game begins getting hyped up
2: Peak of hype, game can't match it and while still good will never be good enough
3-4: Hype dies down and own opinions return
May 14, 2025 at 9:44 PM
what did i do to crowd supply to get this email? messed up
May 10, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Wild take that I have to support. Inject the Growlanser/Langrisser art to my veins. I'll also take Grandia 1/2 style on any game ever.
April 19, 2025 at 4:30 AM
me having just imported a ps2 to have it outclassed in a matter of months
April 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Get to shittin buddy
March 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
LinkedIn sends emails like they're my inner monologue after I dropped a coffee and tried to pretend nothing happened
February 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
I'm still in disbelief weeks later that Kendrick hit the Folgore at the Super Bowl
February 18, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Big the Cat is CONFIRMED for Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!!!!!
February 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM