Jason, the Okayest Painter
@theokayestpainter.bsky.social
I paint pretty OK minis. I was on some podcasts a while back. Did a couple webseries. Have a blog I need to update at okaytabletop.com.
I love how even with all that gear ol' boy manages to look like a complete fuckin dork-ass loser. Just the saddest of sad-sack dipshit wieners.
What a melvin.
What a melvin.
Fucking surreal that people dressed like this and carrying assault rifles are permitted to kidnap people off our streets
February 4, 2026 at 3:07 PM
I love how even with all that gear ol' boy manages to look like a complete fuckin dork-ass loser. Just the saddest of sad-sack dipshit wieners.
What a melvin.
What a melvin.
It's a wargame; there are no good guys.
Of all the games I've played in the 30+ years I've been in the hobby, none have had good guys.
Only guys you might want to play.
(Although there may have been some *bad* guys; Dark Legion I'm looking in your direction...)
Of all the games I've played in the 30+ years I've been in the hobby, none have had good guys.
Only guys you might want to play.
(Although there may have been some *bad* guys; Dark Legion I'm looking in your direction...)
January 31, 2026 at 2:05 AM
It's a wargame; there are no good guys.
Of all the games I've played in the 30+ years I've been in the hobby, none have had good guys.
Only guys you might want to play.
(Although there may have been some *bad* guys; Dark Legion I'm looking in your direction...)
Of all the games I've played in the 30+ years I've been in the hobby, none have had good guys.
Only guys you might want to play.
(Although there may have been some *bad* guys; Dark Legion I'm looking in your direction...)
Winter is coming.
January 24, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Winter is coming.
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Tell me your pet's name in a gif
@thecryptidclub.bsky.social did you not have the same revelation, also over a large shared plate of Taco Mac nachos?
One time, my brother and I were at Taco Mac, eating the biggest plate of nachos you've ever seen, and we were INCREDIBLY hungover. As he slowly munched on a nacho, looking deep in thought, he quietly said "Taco Mac is Camo Cat backwards," as though some great revelation had hit him.
January 21, 2026 at 10:51 PM
@thecryptidclub.bsky.social did you not have the same revelation, also over a large shared plate of Taco Mac nachos?
When someone tries telling me I must not be a real Star Trek fan.
January 21, 2026 at 3:11 AM
When someone tries telling me I must not be a real Star Trek fan.
In somewhat positive news I got my hair cut yesterday and it looks pretty good and also I got to explain to my stylist how my state's runoff system is specifically designed to make it harder for certain parties to win elections, which she had never before considered, and was a bit annoyed by.
January 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
In somewhat positive news I got my hair cut yesterday and it looks pretty good and also I got to explain to my stylist how my state's runoff system is specifically designed to make it harder for certain parties to win elections, which she had never before considered, and was a bit annoyed by.
I'm tired of the shittiest person in the world encouraging the shittiest people in this country to be the shittiest versions of their shittiest selves.
"At long last, Senator, have you no sense of decency" indeed.
"At long last, Senator, have you no sense of decency" indeed.
January 15, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I'm tired of the shittiest person in the world encouraging the shittiest people in this country to be the shittiest versions of their shittiest selves.
"At long last, Senator, have you no sense of decency" indeed.
"At long last, Senator, have you no sense of decency" indeed.
None of this had to happen. None of this need continue to happen.
This was all completely unnecessary.
This was all completely unnecessary.
January 15, 2026 at 4:22 PM
None of this had to happen. None of this need continue to happen.
This was all completely unnecessary.
This was all completely unnecessary.
boy these sure are interesting times
January 11, 2026 at 12:31 AM
boy these sure are interesting times
The Terminally Online Right: We think 18+ drag shows are a bad influence on children who will not attend them and will never see them.
Also the Terminally Online Right: Here's your free Kiddie Porn Generator!
Also the Terminally Online Right: Here's your free Kiddie Porn Generator!
January 10, 2026 at 3:35 PM
The Terminally Online Right: We think 18+ drag shows are a bad influence on children who will not attend them and will never see them.
Also the Terminally Online Right: Here's your free Kiddie Porn Generator!
Also the Terminally Online Right: Here's your free Kiddie Porn Generator!
I spilled coffee all over myself and the couch this morning CLEARLY no one is having a worse time of it than I.
January 3, 2026 at 3:51 PM
I spilled coffee all over myself and the couch this morning CLEARLY no one is having a worse time of it than I.
Uh... I don't know if any of you have images of yourselves still up on twitter, but if so I would advise taking them down, or better yet, just deleting your account for good:
Grok's new "feature" that allows users to undress women in photos posted to X is a new low for the platform. If you're somehow still active over there, I urge you to let this be your final straw.
January 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Uh... I don't know if any of you have images of yourselves still up on twitter, but if so I would advise taking them down, or better yet, just deleting your account for good:
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
December 29, 2025 at 2:00 AM
post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't nirvana, soundgarden, pearl jam, or alice in chains.
After all the playing around with acrylics I had a slapchop ready Aggressor that I wanted to see in just out of the pot Space Wolf Grey, and... I have to repaint at least two squads now.
Also the red pauldron should be white; realized this is a Long Fang after I painted it.
#SpaceWolf #WarHammer
Also the red pauldron should be white; realized this is a Long Fang after I painted it.
#SpaceWolf #WarHammer
December 16, 2025 at 3:50 PM
After all the playing around with acrylics I had a slapchop ready Aggressor that I wanted to see in just out of the pot Space Wolf Grey, and... I have to repaint at least two squads now.
Also the red pauldron should be white; realized this is a Long Fang after I painted it.
#SpaceWolf #WarHammer
Also the red pauldron should be white; realized this is a Long Fang after I painted it.
#SpaceWolf #WarHammer
holy shit what a fucking asshole
December 15, 2025 at 8:46 PM
holy shit what a fucking asshole
Told you I was working on Space Wolves
December 6, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Told you I was working on Space Wolves
I'm going to need a lot more Space Wolf decals.
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
I'm going to need a lot more Space Wolf decals.
Reposted by Jason, the Okayest Painter
Maybe it's the beer talking but you've got a butt that just won't quit and (unintelligible) FIVE DOLLARS get outta here and I'd man I'd like to do a podcast again.
@penofsmiting.bsky.social
@skippytpe.bsky.social
@goblinkatie.com
yes you all have butts that just won't quit AND I'M NOT KIDDING
@penofsmiting.bsky.social
@skippytpe.bsky.social
@goblinkatie.com
yes you all have butts that just won't quit AND I'M NOT KIDDING
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Maybe it's the beer talking but you've got a butt that just won't quit and (unintelligible) FIVE DOLLARS get outta here and I'd man I'd like to do a podcast again.
@penofsmiting.bsky.social
@skippytpe.bsky.social
@goblinkatie.com
yes you all have butts that just won't quit AND I'M NOT KIDDING
@penofsmiting.bsky.social
@skippytpe.bsky.social
@goblinkatie.com
yes you all have butts that just won't quit AND I'M NOT KIDDING
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
I have been drinking beer and painting Space Wolves and man, that has been a great Friday Nigh, I tell ya hwat
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I have been drinking beer and painting Space Wolves and man, that has been a great Friday Nigh, I tell ya hwat