Paul
@thentherespaul.bsky.social
Literally appalled (a-Paul-ed).
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Pinned
Going to a Song Song Blue party and I said I was gonna bring Forever in Blue Cheese Potatoes, but I couldn’t get to the store!!
So instead I am making Girl, You’ll be a Macaroni Soon?
It will work.
So instead I am making Girl, You’ll be a Macaroni Soon?
It will work.
February 16, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Going to a Song Song Blue party and I said I was gonna bring Forever in Blue Cheese Potatoes, but I couldn’t get to the store!!
So instead I am making Girl, You’ll be a Macaroni Soon?
It will work.
So instead I am making Girl, You’ll be a Macaroni Soon?
It will work.
Paul, you fuddy duddy
February 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
Paul, you fuddy duddy
Reminder: The Off-Broadway musical comedy The Silence is the most amazing piece of theatre ever ever.
(Just Google the playlist)
(Just Google the playlist)
The Silence of The Lambs is 35.
Love Demme's Hitchcockian compositions that show the audience what Clarice isn't noticing.
Love Demme's Hitchcockian compositions that show the audience what Clarice isn't noticing.
February 14, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Reminder: The Off-Broadway musical comedy The Silence is the most amazing piece of theatre ever ever.
(Just Google the playlist)
(Just Google the playlist)
Mrs Parker and the Vicious Circle Jerk?
Pulp Free Fiction
Add a word, ruin a movie
Stainless Steel Magnolias
Stainless Steel Magnolias
February 14, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Mrs Parker and the Vicious Circle Jerk?
You Can Never Count on Me!!
Pulp Free Fiction
Add a word, ruin a movie
Stainless Steel Magnolias
Stainless Steel Magnolias
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
You Can Never Count on Me!!
Pulp Free Fiction
Add a word, ruin a movie
Stainless Steel Magnolias
Stainless Steel Magnolias
Add a word, ruin a movie
Jurassic Park Avenue
Jurassic Park Avenue
February 14, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Pulp Free Fiction
I’d rather talk about bugs to you than talk about nothing to nobody…. My dumb life… grocery stores and laundromats…
(Jesus Christ, Tracy Letts)
(Jesus Christ, Tracy Letts)
February 14, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I’d rather talk about bugs to you than talk about nothing to nobody…. My dumb life… grocery stores and laundromats…
(Jesus Christ, Tracy Letts)
(Jesus Christ, Tracy Letts)
Off to see Carrie Coon and
February 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Off to see Carrie Coon and
As always on VDay, remember Parkland and the wildly inspiring teen survivor activists. #MarchForOurLives
February 14, 2026 at 3:42 PM
As always on VDay, remember Parkland and the wildly inspiring teen survivor activists. #MarchForOurLives
Ariel: You want thingamabobs? I got twenty!!
Flounder: Jeez. Brag much, you ungrateful whore?
Flounder: Jeez. Brag much, you ungrateful whore?
February 14, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Ariel: You want thingamabobs? I got twenty!!
Flounder: Jeez. Brag much, you ungrateful whore?
Flounder: Jeez. Brag much, you ungrateful whore?
The au pair of bad news
February 14, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The au pair of bad news
Sorry, bawling, Rudy somehow came on.
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Sorry, bawling, Rudy somehow came on.
Science teacher to IT guy: I know what a pixel is.
(That guffaw was me, everyone!)
(That guffaw was me, everyone!)
February 13, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Science teacher to IT guy: I know what a pixel is.
(That guffaw was me, everyone!)
(That guffaw was me, everyone!)
Special shout out to the French teacher at my school who, upon learning the agenda of the two hour end of day meeting, perfectly reenacted
February 13, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Special shout out to the French teacher at my school who, upon learning the agenda of the two hour end of day meeting, perfectly reenacted
My CV update: Not in the Epstein files!!
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 AM
My CV update: Not in the Epstein files!!
I call it Swoon Cheesecake
If anyone prays to the cheesecake gods, I’d kinda like no cracks!
If anyone prays to the cheesecake gods, I’d kinda like no cracks!
February 13, 2026 at 1:19 AM
I call it Swoon Cheesecake
If anyone prays to the cheesecake gods, I’d kinda like no cracks!
If anyone prays to the cheesecake gods, I’d kinda like no cracks!
Are there senior Olympics? Bc that could be interesting and sad for me.
February 12, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Are there senior Olympics? Bc that could be interesting and sad for me.
How bout we agree to disagree, Alanis!?!
February 12, 2026 at 6:18 PM
How bout we agree to disagree, Alanis!?!
Kid wakes up in class and cuts to the chase: So Othello is just a shit husband.
February 12, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Kid wakes up in class and cuts to the chase: So Othello is just a shit husband.
Pam Bondi seems really fun.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Pam Bondi seems really fun.
Happy Valentines Day to me
Salad Suppliers Pledge To Continue Including Just Enough In Bag That Some Will Go Bad If You’re Single https://theonion.com/salad-suppliers-pledge-to-continue-including-just-enoug-1819579707/
February 11, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Happy Valentines Day to me
A loss, in all sincerity
DILF Khakis with James Van Der Beek
YouTube video by Funny Or Die
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
A loss, in all sincerity
I can't believe how boring and stationary my day is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZom...
Ilia Malinin blazes to top spot after Olympic short program
YouTube video by Team USA
www.youtube.com
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
I can't believe how boring and stationary my day is. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZom...
Say it to my face, Alias Grace!
Lookin' fly, Lorelai!
Rise and shine, Caroline!
February 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Say it to my face, Alias Grace!