Paul
@thentherespaul.bsky.social
Literally appalled (a-Paul-ed).
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Scan, discard, select, move on.
Pinned
This bathroom mirror is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
This bathroom mirror is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever seen
What if I drive to work and just interpretatively sing along to Liz Phair’s “Chopsticks” on repeat? youtu.be/BjN4CNMxKP4
Chopsticks
YouTube video by Liz Phair - Topic
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
What if I drive to work and just interpretatively sing along to Liz Phair’s “Chopsticks” on repeat? youtu.be/BjN4CNMxKP4
Laurie Metcalf for a third Tony, plus 4 Emmys, and Janney really needs to give her her Oscar back.
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Laurie Metcalf for a third Tony, plus 4 Emmys, and Janney really needs to give her her Oscar back.
I guess I’ll just see Laurie Metcalf kill it today?
November 23, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I guess I’ll just see Laurie Metcalf kill it today?
To my next door neighbor in our very residential neighborhood with his very industrial leaf blower…
November 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
To my next door neighbor in our very residential neighborhood with his very industrial leaf blower…
It was just bizarre when, one time in the early 2000s, I said I was from New Jersey and instead of The Sopranos or Jersey Shore, some random non-New Jerseyan said, “I’ve seen Copland.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:18 PM
It was just bizarre when, one time in the early 2000s, I said I was from New Jersey and instead of The Sopranos or Jersey Shore, some random non-New Jerseyan said, “I’ve seen Copland.”
Oh, Marjorie
This has been your Sunday morning POLITICS WITH PAUL news hour. Have a relaxing day, everybody!
This has been your Sunday morning POLITICS WITH PAUL news hour. Have a relaxing day, everybody!
November 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Oh, Marjorie
This has been your Sunday morning POLITICS WITH PAUL news hour. Have a relaxing day, everybody!
This has been your Sunday morning POLITICS WITH PAUL news hour. Have a relaxing day, everybody!
Wait. Holden Caulfield.... the first quiet quitter?
We'll see what 2nd Period thinks.
We'll see what 2nd Period thinks.
November 20, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Wait. Holden Caulfield.... the first quiet quitter?
We'll see what 2nd Period thinks.
We'll see what 2nd Period thinks.
Attention! Attention!!
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
November 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Attention! Attention!!
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
My life goal is to be this bitchy.
I love when Claire Danes is all, “I guess I’ll just take another Emmy award… bc none of you fuckers nominated me for a Little Women Oscar.”
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I love when Claire Danes is all, “I guess I’ll just take another Emmy award… bc none of you fuckers nominated me for a Little Women Oscar.”
What if may favorite thing to do is RSVP Nah??
November 19, 2025 at 3:37 PM
What if may favorite thing to do is RSVP Nah??
Wordle 1,614 2/6
Guess I’ll kill it in 2.
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Guess I’ll kill it in 2.
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
November 19, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Wordle 1,614 2/6
Guess I’ll kill it in 2.
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Guess I’ll kill it in 2.
⬜⬜🟨🟨🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
Even if Marcia got bitched out of anything even close to an interesting storyline
November 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Even if Marcia got bitched out of anything even close to an interesting storyline
Sometimes the most fun debate is
Old Facts of Life theme song
vs.
New Facts of Life theme song
Old Facts of Life theme song
vs.
New Facts of Life theme song
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sometimes the most fun debate is
Old Facts of Life theme song
vs.
New Facts of Life theme song
Old Facts of Life theme song
vs.
New Facts of Life theme song
Dear Jeopardy, this is becoming too much!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Dear Jeopardy, this is becoming too much!!!
Here are my alternate career ideas
- gentleman caller
- professional speed walker, age 45+ division
- overnight grocery store shelf stocker
- local news anchor
- permanent in-house substitute teacher
- gentleman caller
- professional speed walker, age 45+ division
- overnight grocery store shelf stocker
- local news anchor
- permanent in-house substitute teacher
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Here are my alternate career ideas
- gentleman caller
- professional speed walker, age 45+ division
- overnight grocery store shelf stocker
- local news anchor
- permanent in-house substitute teacher
- gentleman caller
- professional speed walker, age 45+ division
- overnight grocery store shelf stocker
- local news anchor
- permanent in-house substitute teacher
Me: Tom Cruise absolutely does not have an Oscar.
Also me: Yay! Dolly Parton has an Oscar!
Also me: Yay! Dolly Parton has an Oscar!
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me: Tom Cruise absolutely does not have an Oscar.
Also me: Yay! Dolly Parton has an Oscar!
Also me: Yay! Dolly Parton has an Oscar!
"Don't underestimate the power of a good doodle."
Quote, me. Now.
Quote, me. Now.
November 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
"Don't underestimate the power of a good doodle."
Quote, me. Now.
Quote, me. Now.
Sometimes my father thinks what I tell him to write in a text is “A GOOD IDEA!”
Other times he asks when will I stop being so obnoxious.
Other times he asks when will I stop being so obnoxious.
November 17, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Sometimes my father thinks what I tell him to write in a text is “A GOOD IDEA!”
Other times he asks when will I stop being so obnoxious.
Other times he asks when will I stop being so obnoxious.
Megyn is all
a woman in a black and white dress says why did n't she complain
ALT: a woman in a black and white dress says why did n't she complain
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Megyn is all
Instead of the new Frankenstein, maybe I will watch Poor Things... wait for it.... TWICE.
a woman with a surprised look on her face is featured in a poster for the movie poor things
ALT: a woman with a surprised look on her face is featured in a poster for the movie poor things
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Instead of the new Frankenstein, maybe I will watch Poor Things... wait for it.... TWICE.
Alternate openings to Coldplay’s Vida La Viva
- I used to want to scream
- I used to eat pancakes
- I used to stub my toe
- I used to want to sing
- I used to ace my tests
- I used to cry so much
(Once you start you kinda can’t stop)
- I used to want to scream
- I used to eat pancakes
- I used to stub my toe
- I used to want to sing
- I used to ace my tests
- I used to cry so much
(Once you start you kinda can’t stop)
November 13, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Alternate openings to Coldplay’s Vida La Viva
- I used to want to scream
- I used to eat pancakes
- I used to stub my toe
- I used to want to sing
- I used to ace my tests
- I used to cry so much
(Once you start you kinda can’t stop)
- I used to want to scream
- I used to eat pancakes
- I used to stub my toe
- I used to want to sing
- I used to ace my tests
- I used to cry so much
(Once you start you kinda can’t stop)
Colleague on her FREE ticket to see Ragtime (at Lincoln Center) with me and my classes:
I had a dream you weren't making me get on a school bus, Paul.
I had a dream you weren't making me get on a school bus, Paul.
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Colleague on her FREE ticket to see Ragtime (at Lincoln Center) with me and my classes:
I had a dream you weren't making me get on a school bus, Paul.
I had a dream you weren't making me get on a school bus, Paul.
Me every five minutes?
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Me every five minutes?