Mosasaurus
@themosasaurus.bsky.social
engineer and also a mosasaur
what the fuck is aikman wearing
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
what the fuck is aikman wearing
fox, i wanna watch the damn game not listen to this fucking fascist
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
fox, i wanna watch the damn game not listen to this fucking fascist
ahhahhahahah aaron jones with the no pump!
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
ahhahhahahah aaron jones with the no pump!
whoever don't think predator: badlands is some of the hardest shit ever can straight up get fucked
absolutely loved it
absolutely loved it
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
whoever don't think predator: badlands is some of the hardest shit ever can straight up get fucked
absolutely loved it
absolutely loved it
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Sounds like a good start!
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Sounds like a good start!
how did he catch that
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
how did he catch that
so uh
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
so uh
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn
and I say that as a Georgia fan
the Yacksonville Yaguars, y'all
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
the Yacksonville Yaguars, y'all
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Every person has to do what they thinks is right for their family. But I'm not going anywhere, and I think someone leaving the minute Trump was back in office is the very definition of obeying in advance. YMMV.
You recently called out the fever dreams of Prof. Jason Stanley for moving himself and his non-white family to Toronto.
His father escaped Nazi Germany on one of the last available transports.
His father escaped Nazi Germany on one of the last available transports.
October 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Every person has to do what they thinks is right for their family. But I'm not going anywhere, and I think someone leaving the minute Trump was back in office is the very definition of obeying in advance. YMMV.
did tom brady just say he kicks dogs
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
did tom brady just say he kicks dogs
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I am celebrating the ideals of the Founding, the struggles to become a more perfect union, the noble beliefs many of us still hold, and a future that is stronger than any one person.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
July 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I am celebrating the ideals of the Founding, the struggles to become a more perfect union, the noble beliefs many of us still hold, and a future that is stronger than any one person.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
😍
June 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
😍
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We all deserve better.
Stay safe
Stay safe
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM
We all deserve better.
Stay safe
Stay safe
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Trump is everything the Bible warned against
May 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Trump is everything the Bible warned against
taste of His foetid Gifts
3. Contact with contaminated water can cause skin infections, gastrointestinal illness, ear/eye infections, and other diseases, especially in children and people with compromised immune systems.
May 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM
taste of His foetid Gifts
when are we just gonna start calling him Robert F. Nurgle
1. As many people learned this morning, the National Park Service prohibits swimming and wading in the water in Rock Creek due to oil, heavy metals, pesticides, pet waste, and raw sewage in the water.
May 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
when are we just gonna start calling him Robert F. Nurgle
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I'll never forget this
April 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'll never forget this
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Life on Mars?
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
April 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Life on Mars?
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
Starman Elon's moonage day dream of an interplanetary colony would be quite the space oddity. Watch that man, or we may not even have five years.
by Maureen Dowd
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For a normal person, denying you lost is more humiliating than admitting it and moving on. But there are fewer normal people in Republican politics than there used to be.
April 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
For a normal person, denying you lost is more humiliating than admitting it and moving on. But there are fewer normal people in Republican politics than there used to be.
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Exactly: yes, money can influence elections, and yes, so can propaganda and vote suppression and gerrymandering. But amazing what you can overcome when people just show up.
BREAKING NEWS: ELECTIONS STILL MATTER!!! CUT THE NIHILISM AND GET TO WORK!!!!
April 2, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Exactly: yes, money can influence elections, and yes, so can propaganda and vote suppression and gerrymandering. But amazing what you can overcome when people just show up.
oh good. AI suicide drones.
ya that's just great
ya that's just great
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un supervised the test of suicide drones with artificial intelligence (AI) technology and said unmanned control and AI capability must be the top priorities in modern arms development, state media reported reut.rs/4l561t0
North Korea leader Kim Jong Un touts AI suicide drones, early-warning aircraft
North Korean leader Kim Jong Un supervised the test of suicide drones with artificial intelligence (AI) technology and said unmanned control and AI capability must be the top priorities in modern arms development, state media reported on Thursday.
reut.rs
March 27, 2025 at 6:03 AM
oh good. AI suicide drones.
ya that's just great
ya that's just great
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The Gulf of America is much less salty the The Atlantic, believe me. Like nobody has ever seen. I've had big strapping men come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying sir, let me go to the Gulf of America instead of The Atlantic, because of the salt. Nobody's ever seen something so salty.
March 25, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The Gulf of America is much less salty the The Atlantic, believe me. Like nobody has ever seen. I've had big strapping men come up to me with tears in their eyes, saying sir, let me go to the Gulf of America instead of The Atlantic, because of the salt. Nobody's ever seen something so salty.
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this is my brand
im simultaneously impressed and disappointed
March 18, 2025 at 11:45 PM
this is my brand