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engineer and also a mosasaur
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social can you do something with this
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Yo, ho, haul together
Hoist the colours high
Heave ho, thieves and beggars
Never shall we die
Merry Christmas and here we go.
December 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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You’re not having real conversations on X.

And if you’re finding you’re seeing more hate here than you are on the white nationalist platform that has restored actual Nazis, I’m afraid that’s a you problem.
No shock. This app has turned my mentions, and others, into mostly hate. But there are a few people worth connecting with

CRAZY how it's easier these days to have a real discussion on X, or threads, than on here.
December 25, 2025 at 12:25 AM
good job seahawks! what a game.

The Curse Shall Not Be Denied.

@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social
December 19, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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December 15, 2025 at 11:11 PM
did I just see josh allen with smelling salts? the shit that the NFL banned?
November 21, 2025 at 3:41 AM
why does nick sirianni always look like he's on day 3 of a coke bender
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
oh sure but when its me i'm "unsatisfying" and "need to put my pants back on"

double standards smdh
AT 6’5 275 POUNDS HE HAS THE FASTEST AVERAGE GET OFF OF ANY PLAYER TODAY
According to NextGenStats, Myles Garrett has an average get-off of 0.60 seconds today.

To put that in context, the fastest average by any player this season is 0.73 (It's Myles Garrett lol)
November 17, 2025 at 12:18 AM
does jj mccarthy know he doesn't have to throw the ball so damn hard every time
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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The Tikka Masala Incident
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
what the fuck is aikman wearing
November 11, 2025 at 2:54 AM
fox, i wanna watch the damn game not listen to this fucking fascist
November 9, 2025 at 11:25 PM
ahhahhahahah aaron jones with the no pump!
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
whoever don't think predator: badlands is some of the hardest shit ever can straight up get fucked

absolutely loved it
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Sounds like a good start!
Steve Bannon: If we lose the midterms and we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison, myself included.
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
how did he catch that
October 28, 2025 at 6:16 AM
so uh

how much did kirby pay these refs because holy shit they hate auburn

and I say that as a Georgia fan
October 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
the Yacksonville Yaguars, y'all
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Every person has to do what they thinks is right for their family. But I'm not going anywhere, and I think someone leaving the minute Trump was back in office is the very definition of obeying in advance. YMMV.
You recently called out the fever dreams of Prof. Jason Stanley for moving himself and his non-white family to Toronto.

His father escaped Nazi Germany on one of the last available transports.
October 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
did tom brady just say he kicks dogs
September 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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I am celebrating the ideals of the Founding, the struggles to become a more perfect union, the noble beliefs many of us still hold, and a future that is stronger than any one person.

Well, any one person except Superman. Celebrate. Our nation is still worth believing in.
July 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
😍
KAPROSUCHUS, the KITTY CROC

𝘴𝘤𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘪𝘤 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘺 𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘥~~

(quick #paleoart commission!)
June 15, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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We all deserve better.

Stay safe
June 14, 2025 at 6:01 PM