Mosasaurus
@themosasaurus.bsky.social
engineer and also a mosasaur
that is talent! i've never been able to do anything with etchasketches. great job, and thank you for sharing!
January 16, 2026 at 6:02 PM
that is talent! i've never been able to do anything with etchasketches. great job, and thank you for sharing!
look at the great big pawsies!!!
January 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
look at the great big pawsies!!!
lol at the mutton chops
January 13, 2026 at 7:35 PM
lol at the mutton chops
nonsense, Tom is cultured and would insist on 3000K
January 12, 2026 at 5:34 PM
nonsense, Tom is cultured and would insist on 3000K
calling that a "full schedule" is pretty generous, my brother
January 12, 2026 at 4:34 PM
calling that a "full schedule" is pretty generous, my brother
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He is dangerous in the same way that a cornered, rabid raccoon is dangerous. He is looking for points of weakness where he can escape. Stay focused on the reasons why the walls are closing in. Don't flinch when he froths at the mouth.
January 12, 2026 at 1:44 AM
He is dangerous in the same way that a cornered, rabid raccoon is dangerous. He is looking for points of weakness where he can escape. Stay focused on the reasons why the walls are closing in. Don't flinch when he froths at the mouth.
sirianni is good, he's just an asshole. why call those 2 timeouts at the end?
MLF i think made some real shit playcalls.
MLF i think made some real shit playcalls.
January 12, 2026 at 1:00 AM
sirianni is good, he's just an asshole. why call those 2 timeouts at the end?
MLF i think made some real shit playcalls.
MLF i think made some real shit playcalls.
allow me to introduce you to MLF's playcalling
January 11, 2026 at 4:51 AM
allow me to introduce you to MLF's playcalling
they just trying to get rid of her
January 11, 2026 at 2:32 AM
they just trying to get rid of her
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do you think the panthers know abot puka nacua
they maybe should put someone on him
they maybe should put someone on him
January 10, 2026 at 9:40 PM
do you think the panthers know abot puka nacua
they maybe should put someone on him
they maybe should put someone on him
a Tri-bek if you will.
A Tre-fecta.
A Tre-fecta.
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
a Tri-bek if you will.
A Tre-fecta.
A Tre-fecta.
he's right though
but its because The Wheel cursed the rams, not whatever he's talking about
but its because The Wheel cursed the rams, not whatever he's talking about
January 9, 2026 at 1:15 AM
he's right though
but its because The Wheel cursed the rams, not whatever he's talking about
but its because The Wheel cursed the rams, not whatever he's talking about
LANDLORD OF A PADDOCK DOESN'T COUNT
January 8, 2026 at 11:12 PM
LANDLORD OF A PADDOCK DOESN'T COUNT
yes right but i wrote something funny
January 7, 2026 at 9:26 PM
yes right but i wrote something funny
"if a cherry is a liquid, then i am a liquid, fuck you TSA" - Diogenes, 4th century BCE
January 7, 2026 at 9:24 PM
"if a cherry is a liquid, then i am a liquid, fuck you TSA" - Diogenes, 4th century BCE
I think it's more of a content warning than censoring. You can still see the video. I think this is completely appropriate.
January 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
I think it's more of a content warning than censoring. You can still see the video. I think this is completely appropriate.
He's a presidon't
Who American't
Who American't
January 7, 2026 at 5:35 AM
He's a presidon't
Who American't
Who American't
the chat bot is not under fire.
a hammer doesn't come under fire for falling on my toe. the idiot who dropped it is.
holy shit guys you're like the last nation of impartial reporting, don't squander it
a hammer doesn't come under fire for falling on my toe. the idiot who dropped it is.
holy shit guys you're like the last nation of impartial reporting, don't squander it
January 7, 2026 at 12:12 AM
the chat bot is not under fire.
a hammer doesn't come under fire for falling on my toe. the idiot who dropped it is.
holy shit guys you're like the last nation of impartial reporting, don't squander it
a hammer doesn't come under fire for falling on my toe. the idiot who dropped it is.
holy shit guys you're like the last nation of impartial reporting, don't squander it
aw fuck, Karma Police is 30 years old? ugh.
January 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
aw fuck, Karma Police is 30 years old? ugh.
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social can you do something with this
January 4, 2026 at 1:33 AM
@thatsgoodsports.bsky.social can you do something with this
look what's in the twitter search bar.
"venezuela".
"venezuela".
January 3, 2026 at 10:43 PM
look what's in the twitter search bar.
"venezuela".
"venezuela".