Mosasaurus
@themosasaurus.bsky.social
engineer and also a mosasaur
he's not even good at bitching
i'm good at bitching, i'm an expert at bitching
i judge at bitch competitions, i know all the rules and regulations
i'm good at bitching, i'm an expert at bitching
i judge at bitch competitions, i know all the rules and regulations
November 11, 2025 at 3:07 AM
he's not even good at bitching
i'm good at bitching, i'm an expert at bitching
i judge at bitch competitions, i know all the rules and regulations
i'm good at bitching, i'm an expert at bitching
i judge at bitch competitions, i know all the rules and regulations
a promise that they probably won't keep
for a vote that will absolutely fail
for a vote that will absolutely fail
November 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
a promise that they probably won't keep
for a vote that will absolutely fail
for a vote that will absolutely fail
this is so funny to me
BREAKING: a republican intends to do their job, according to anonymous sources
BREAKING: a republican intends to do their job, according to anonymous sources
November 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
this is so funny to me
BREAKING: a republican intends to do their job, according to anonymous sources
BREAKING: a republican intends to do their job, according to anonymous sources
imagine a sentence-long fart
November 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
imagine a sentence-long fart
November 9, 2025 at 7:07 PM
TALES OF LOOOOOOSSS
AND FIIIIIRE
AND FAAAAAAITH
AND FIIIIIRE
AND FAAAAAAITH
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
TALES OF LOOOOOOSSS
AND FIIIIIRE
AND FAAAAAAITH
AND FIIIIIRE
AND FAAAAAAITH
wait til they find out that *gasp* the government has their SSN
November 7, 2025 at 2:59 AM
wait til they find out that *gasp* the government has their SSN
I feel like, after the big OPM breach years ago, anyone who has or had a clearance got their info stolen one way or another.
November 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I feel like, after the big OPM breach years ago, anyone who has or had a clearance got their info stolen one way or another.
i kinda wanna know where that $2 gas is, too
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i kinda wanna know where that $2 gas is, too
🎶 i can see it in your eyes 🎵
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 AM
🎶 i can see it in your eyes 🎵
awwww look at the precious sweet perfect princess angel
November 4, 2025 at 5:30 AM
awwww look at the precious sweet perfect princess angel
look that stove was red but i thought it was just because it was spicy
look those leopards were gonna be eating all those other people's faces and then they were gonna be full
look those leopards were gonna be eating all those other people's faces and then they were gonna be full
November 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
look that stove was red but i thought it was just because it was spicy
look those leopards were gonna be eating all those other people's faces and then they were gonna be full
look those leopards were gonna be eating all those other people's faces and then they were gonna be full
"so uh... do you know big bunny?"
November 2, 2025 at 7:23 PM
"so uh... do you know big bunny?"
literally anything except automated balls and strikes
November 2, 2025 at 4:11 AM
literally anything except automated balls and strikes
hey gettin jiggy with it was catchy
November 2, 2025 at 4:09 AM
hey gettin jiggy with it was catchy
with tom nichols as odo,
darth as rom,
yashar as kira,
and mark cuban as the grand nagus
darth as rom,
yashar as kira,
and mark cuban as the grand nagus
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
with tom nichols as odo,
darth as rom,
yashar as kira,
and mark cuban as the grand nagus
darth as rom,
yashar as kira,
and mark cuban as the grand nagus
its at minimum a case of dubious plantains
November 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
its at minimum a case of dubious plantains