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· Feb 1
We have a country of Calvins (and worse) and not enough Hobbes and now we’re screwed.
#calvinandhobbes
#calvinandhobbes
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“.. Until the US decides to re-engage on a path of cooperation rather than confrontation," no steps to move the deal forward would be taken, Lange said in a statement.
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January 21, 2026 at 4:09 PM
“.. Until the US decides to re-engage on a path of cooperation rather than confrontation," no steps to move the deal forward would be taken, Lange said in a statement.
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His name is DAVID EASTERWOOD and he’s not just “reportedly associated,” he’s the Acting Director of the ICE Field Office here.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 21, 2026 at 2:05 PM
His name is DAVID EASTERWOOD and he’s not just “reportedly associated,” he’s the Acting Director of the ICE Field Office here.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
They want to be badass warrior spies with no mercy, no rules until they face the *tiniest* bit of accountability, then they cry like babies who got their juice box stolen.
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Trump approval is net -20 among all voters, and -32 among independents. his strong approval v. strong disapproval overall is 22% to 48%, and his strong approve v. strong disapprove among independents is 13% to 50%. his approval among GOP is now under 80%. These are worse than 2018.
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Trump approval is net -20 among all voters, and -32 among independents. his strong approval v. strong disapproval overall is 22% to 48%, and his strong approve v. strong disapprove among independents is 13% to 50%. his approval among GOP is now under 80%. These are worse than 2018.
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Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
January 21, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Attn news commentators: Trump saying he could use force to obtain Greenland but won’t is not Trump saying he won’t use force to obtain Greenland. It is Trump using force as a threat to obtain Greenland. That is why he mentions it.
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it's bizarre to see both CNN and CNBC run with chyrons reporting that Trump said he won't "use force" to take Greenland, when the comments in question were clearly a threat to take Greenland by force. How naive are we at this point?
January 21, 2026 at 3:01 PM
it's bizarre to see both CNN and CNBC run with chyrons reporting that Trump said he won't "use force" to take Greenland, when the comments in question were clearly a threat to take Greenland by force. How naive are we at this point?
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The president of the United States is so brain-dead that he doesn't remember which country he's threatening to destroy the world's greatest military alliance over.
Trump on NATO: "Until the last few days when I told them about Iceland, they loved me. They called me daddy."
(He means Greenland.)
(He means Greenland.)
January 21, 2026 at 2:37 PM
The president of the United States is so brain-dead that he doesn't remember which country he's threatening to destroy the world's greatest military alliance over.
He can’t even remember that it’s Greenland and not Iceland.
Trump: "So we want a piece of ice for world protection. And they won't give it. They have a choice. You can say yes and we will be very appreciative, or you can say no and we will remember."
January 21, 2026 at 3:34 PM
He can’t even remember that it’s Greenland and not Iceland.
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The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
January 21, 2026 at 2:26 PM
The choice is impeachment and removal or calamity for the United States. I don't see how anybody watching Trump's speech in Davos can draw any other conclusion. He's a senile madman.
Imagine what @jaketapper.bsky.social would be screaming ad infinitum if Biden had said this drivel.
Trump is now confusing Greenland and Iceland: "They're not there for us on Iceland, that I can tell you. Our stock market took the first dip yesterday because of Iceland. So Iceland has already cost us a lot of money."
January 21, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Imagine what @jaketapper.bsky.social would be screaming ad infinitum if Biden had said this drivel.
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Europeans should announce they will boycott the World Cup if Trump invades Greenland.
Trump: "I'm seeking immediate negotiations to discuss the acquisition of Greenland by the United States"
January 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
Europeans should announce they will boycott the World Cup if Trump invades Greenland.
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“.. When Amazon says prices are rising, it carries outsized weight — signaling that even the world's largest e-commerce platform is running out of room to absorb tariff costs.”
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January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
“.. When Amazon says prices are rising, it carries outsized weight — signaling that even the world's largest e-commerce platform is running out of room to absorb tariff costs.”
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Gov Tim Walz's office has now received a subpoena from DOJ, his office just confirmed.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Gov Tim Walz's office has now received a subpoena from DOJ, his office just confirmed.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
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David Easterwood is his name.
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
David Easterwood is his name.
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
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Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
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so in other words, a lie
President Trump has justified many significant moves of his second term with false claims and overstated boasts. Here's a fact check. nyti.ms/4qEbf1q
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
so in other words, a lie
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This is not a rational person. And this is deeply disturbing coming from an American President. NATO is not our enemy—they are unequivocally our closest friends and allies.
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is not a rational person. And this is deeply disturbing coming from an American President. NATO is not our enemy—they are unequivocally our closest friends and allies.
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
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Trump's anniversary press conference was an extraordinary display of eugenics and rage inside the White House.
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Trump Marks First Year In Office With Unhinged Racist Rant Targeting ‘Very Low IQ’ Somalis
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January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Trump's anniversary press conference was an extraordinary display of eugenics and rage inside the White House.
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I have a suspicion that Homan took a bribe. Can’t wait for the detainment.
Homan: "Let's make it clear: ICE can detain a US citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have committed a crime. A short detainment and questioning, all you need is reasonable suspicion."
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I have a suspicion that Homan took a bribe. Can’t wait for the detainment.
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Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
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NYT Editorial Board: “How Trump has pocketed $1,408,500,000 — he took an oath to serve the 🇺🇸 people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself.”
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January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
NYT Editorial Board: “How Trump has pocketed $1,408,500,000 — he took an oath to serve the 🇺🇸 people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself.”
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The guy who says that the only constraint on his actions is his own morality would like you to know that God approves of what he's doing.
Trump Proclaims ‘God Is Very Proud’ of His First Year Back in the White House
Trump Proclaims ‘God Is Very Proud’ of His First Year Back in the White House
Trump on Tuesday proclaimed "God is very proud" of him and the job he has done since returning to office in a sprawling 105 minute White House press briefing
The post Trump Proclaims ‘God Is Very Proud’ of His First Year Back in the White House first appeared on Mediaite.
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January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The guy who says that the only constraint on his actions is his own morality would like you to know that God approves of what he's doing.
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Incredibly ironic that the national animal of Somalia is the leopard. If you voted for Trump, you will lose face in more ways than one.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Incredibly ironic that the national animal of Somalia is the leopard. If you voted for Trump, you will lose face in more ways than one.
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They stopped cancer drug trials to fund this.
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
They stopped cancer drug trials to fund this.