The Mockers
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The Mockers
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· Feb 1
We have a country of Calvins (and worse) and not enough Hobbes and now we’re screwed.
#calvinandhobbes
#calvinandhobbes
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“.. When Amazon says prices are rising, it carries outsized weight — signaling that even the world's largest e-commerce platform is running out of room to absorb tariff costs.”
@axios.com #$AMZN
www.axios.com/2026/01/20/a...
@axios.com #$AMZN
www.axios.com/2026/01/20/a...
January 21, 2026 at 12:44 AM
“.. When Amazon says prices are rising, it carries outsized weight — signaling that even the world's largest e-commerce platform is running out of room to absorb tariff costs.”
@axios.com #$AMZN
www.axios.com/2026/01/20/a...
@axios.com #$AMZN
www.axios.com/2026/01/20/a...
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Gov Tim Walz's office has now received a subpoena from DOJ, his office just confirmed.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
January 20, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Gov Tim Walz's office has now received a subpoena from DOJ, his office just confirmed.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
Absolutely vile. The only people facing federal investigation of any kind right now for the killing of Renee Good are Minnesota officials who drew attention to it.
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David Easterwood is his name.
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 10:17 PM
David Easterwood is his name.
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
And being a Scientologist, Greta Van Susteren knows a thing or two about people in churches being involved in shady things, like disappearing people. #ShellyMiscavige
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Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
January 20, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."
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so in other words, a lie
President Trump has justified many significant moves of his second term with false claims and overstated boasts. Here's a fact check. nyti.ms/4qEbf1q
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
so in other words, a lie
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This is not a rational person. And this is deeply disturbing coming from an American President. NATO is not our enemy—they are unequivocally our closest friends and allies.
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
January 20, 2026 at 8:10 PM
This is not a rational person. And this is deeply disturbing coming from an American President. NATO is not our enemy—they are unequivocally our closest friends and allies.
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
At this point, how can you not call into question the mental fitness of this President?
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Trump's anniversary press conference was an extraordinary display of eugenics and rage inside the White House.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
Trump Marks First Year In Office With Unhinged Racist Rant Targeting ‘Very Low IQ’ Somalis
President Donald Trump spent the first anniversary of his second term on...
talkingpointsmemo.com
January 20, 2026 at 10:52 PM
Trump's anniversary press conference was an extraordinary display of eugenics and rage inside the White House.
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-m...
I have a suspicion that Homan took a bribe. Can’t wait for the detainment.
Homan: "Let's make it clear: ICE can detain a US citizen if they have probable cause that this person may have committed a crime. A short detainment and questioning, all you need is reasonable suspicion."
January 20, 2026 at 10:04 PM
I have a suspicion that Homan took a bribe. Can’t wait for the detainment.
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Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
VAN SUSTEREN: The church -- that's a particularly troubling issue because you got a pastor, I purposely didn't name it, he's reportedly associated with ICE
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
NOEM: Thank you for not naming him. People don't realize that when you keep naming someone over and over, you increase the threats against them
January 20, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Acting Field Director David Easterwood.
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NYT Editorial Board: “How Trump has pocketed $1,408,500,000 — he took an oath to serve the 🇺🇸 people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
January 20, 2026 at 9:59 PM
NYT Editorial Board: “How Trump has pocketed $1,408,500,000 — he took an oath to serve the 🇺🇸 people. Instead, he has focused on using the presidency to enrich himself.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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The guy who says that the only constraint on his actions is his own morality would like you to know that God approves of what he's doing.
Trump Proclaims ‘God Is Very Proud’ of His First Year Back in the White House
Trump Proclaims ‘God Is Very Proud’ of His First Year Back in the White House
Trump on Tuesday proclaimed "God is very proud" of him and the job he has done since returning to office in a sprawling 105 minute White House press briefing
The post Trump Proclaims ‘God Is Very Proud’ of His First Year Back in the White House first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
January 20, 2026 at 9:16 PM
The guy who says that the only constraint on his actions is his own morality would like you to know that God approves of what he's doing.
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Incredibly ironic that the national animal of Somalia is the leopard. If you voted for Trump, you will lose face in more ways than one.
Incredible quote here from a Somali small business owner in Minneapolis who voted for Trump. minnesotareformer.com/2026/01/19/a...
January 20, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Incredibly ironic that the national animal of Somalia is the leopard. If you voted for Trump, you will lose face in more ways than one.
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They stopped cancer drug trials to fund this.
January 20, 2026 at 8:28 PM
They stopped cancer drug trials to fund this.
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it seems too obvious to even keep pointing it out but if you have ever had experience with an elder relative sliding into dementia you are familiar with the ways they repeat the same nonsensical anecdotes
Trump: "They didn't allow the water to come down from the Pacific Northwest. They routed the water into the Pacific Ocean. So we had no water there. No, he had -- I would say open up the water. Open it up to the governor, the mayor. They wouldn't do it. They wanted to protect a tiny little fish."
January 20, 2026 at 8:15 PM
it seems too obvious to even keep pointing it out but if you have ever had experience with an elder relative sliding into dementia you are familiar with the ways they repeat the same nonsensical anecdotes
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WALZ: “.. Mr. President, .. I invite you to join me .. to help restore calm and order and reaffirm that true public safety comes from shared purpose, trust and respect.”
* gets subpoenaed *
* gets subpoenaed *
January 20, 2026 at 8:02 PM
WALZ: “.. Mr. President, .. I invite you to join me .. to help restore calm and order and reaffirm that true public safety comes from shared purpose, trust and respect.”
* gets subpoenaed *
* gets subpoenaed *
The paper straw tyranny is over!!! Give me plastic or give me death!!!
On the White House’s printed list of Year One accomplishments:
paper straws.
(via @elizlanders.bsky.social)
paper straws.
(via @elizlanders.bsky.social)
January 20, 2026 at 9:30 PM
The paper straw tyranny is over!!! Give me plastic or give me death!!!
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TRUMP: “He was a tremendous Trump fan. He was all for Trump. He loved Trump.”
Trump: "ICE is gonna be too rough with somebody. They're gonna make a mistake sometimes. I felt horribly when I was told the young woman had the tragedy. But when I learned her father is - I hope he still is, but I don't know - was a tremendous Trump fan. It's terrible. It's so sad. It just happens"
January 20, 2026 at 7:40 PM
TRUMP: “He was a tremendous Trump fan. He was all for Trump. He loved Trump.”
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when the local judges post your gig on monster dot com
Quite a job posting!
Federal judges in the eastern district of Virginia are seeking a candidate to appoint to replace .....
Lindsey Halligan
Federal judges in the eastern district of Virginia are seeking a candidate to appoint to replace .....
Lindsey Halligan
January 20, 2026 at 7:26 PM
when the local judges post your gig on monster dot com
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Wow who could have imagined this www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
Trump administration concedes DOGE team may have misused Social Security data
Some DOGE personnel had more access to data than previously acknowledged, according to a court filing.
www.politico.com
January 20, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Wow who could have imagined this www.politico.com/news/2026/01...
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“.. it can’t be ruled out,” Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen said at a press conference in capital Nuuk on Tuesday.
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
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January 20, 2026 at 5:03 PM
“.. it can’t be ruled out,” Prime Minister Jens-Frederik Nielsen said at a press conference in capital Nuuk on Tuesday.
@bloomberg.com
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
@bloomberg.com
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WAPO: “.. The new installation, located on the Mall on Third Street NW .. stands 10 feet high by 12 feet wide. A National Park Service permit will allow the work to remain at that location through Friday.”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
@washingtonpost.com
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January 20, 2026 at 4:47 PM
WAPO: “.. The new installation, located on the Mall on Third Street NW .. stands 10 feet high by 12 feet wide. A National Park Service permit will allow the work to remain at that location through Friday.”
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
@washingtonpost.com
www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/202...
Nutnick strikes again. 🙄
Lutnick: "Prior to Donald Trump taking the helm of the United States of America, the world was taking the piss out of us"
January 20, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Nutnick strikes again. 🙄
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