The Michigan Man ❄️
@themichiganman.bsky.social
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. 💙 🥃
Feeling cute, might enroll in a healthcare plan with a $21,000 deductible.
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Feeling cute, might enroll in a healthcare plan with a $21,000 deductible.
Matthew Dowd: Hateful words lead to hateful actions.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
November 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Matthew Dowd: Hateful words lead to hateful actions.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
Fired.
The president: Members of Congress who haven’t committed any crimes should be sentenced to death.
Still president.
Still fucking president.
When one visits his Alma Mater, he must fully commit to the glory days.
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
When one visits his Alma Mater, he must fully commit to the glory days.
Permacloud season is here.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Permacloud season is here.
If trump‘s prison nickname isn’t Piggy, then karma isn’t working.
November 18, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If trump‘s prison nickname isn’t Piggy, then karma isn’t working.
I’m starting to think he wanted to be president because of all the junior high school field trips to the White House.
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I’m starting to think he wanted to be president because of all the junior high school field trips to the White House.
So are we mad at McDonald’s now or can I keep hoarding hot mustard sauce?
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 AM
So are we mad at McDonald’s now or can I keep hoarding hot mustard sauce?
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Okay, you can release the Epstein files now.
You can’t spell president without epstein.
November 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You can’t spell president without epstein.
While we’re at it can we rename the Justice Department?
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
November 17, 2025 at 3:07 PM
While we’re at it can we rename the Justice Department?
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
The Justice League is a more serious organization.
trump’s approval rating is so low it’s barely legal.
November 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
trump’s approval rating is so low it’s barely legal.
trump is investigating Clinton so he has a buddy in prison. That will be his one big beautiful bill forever.
November 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
trump is investigating Clinton so he has a buddy in prison. That will be his one big beautiful bill forever.
Ground Air Force One. He’s a flight risk.
November 14, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Ground Air Force One. He’s a flight risk.
Matthew Dowd: Awful words lead to awful actions.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Matthew Dowd: Awful words lead to awful actions.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
Fired.
Megyn Kelly: Raping 15 year old girls is not as bad as raping 5 year old girls.
Still employed.
Monday: blue
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Monday: blue
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
Tuesday: grey
Wednesday: also grey
Thursday: don’t care about you
Friday: in love
Actual photo of trump, Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi.
November 14, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Actual photo of trump, Stephen Miller and Pam Bondi.
Jesus, Megyn - maybe sometimes you should just think things.
November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Jesus, Megyn - maybe sometimes you should just think things.
Seems like trump needs to manufacture another major distraction today. Maybe he’ll pardon George Santos again.
November 12, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Seems like trump needs to manufacture another major distraction today. Maybe he’ll pardon George Santos again.
No better way to start the day than a hot cup of Grijalva.
November 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
No better way to start the day than a hot cup of Grijalva.
Who else is seeing this tonight? Incredible. I feel humbled.
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Who else is seeing this tonight? Incredible. I feel humbled.
Unlike the other social media platforms, I really don’t know any of you here. But to all of you that see this who have served or are still serving, I thank you for your commitment, sacrifice and bravery. 🇺🇸
November 11, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Unlike the other social media platforms, I really don’t know any of you here. But to all of you that see this who have served or are still serving, I thank you for your commitment, sacrifice and bravery. 🇺🇸
Apparently No Kings includes Angus.
November 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Apparently No Kings includes Angus.
Wordle woke up and chose violence today.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Wordle woke up and chose violence today.
Birds keep crashing into our windows. It sounds like someone is out there throwing sandwiches at my house.
November 7, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Birds keep crashing into our windows. It sounds like someone is out there throwing sandwiches at my house.