The Michigan Man ❄️
banner
themichiganman.bsky.social
The Michigan Man ❄️
@themichiganman.bsky.social
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. 💙 🥃
After watching Pam Bondi cover up the vile acts of rich powerful criminals instead of defending child victims of sexual assault I’ve determined she can’t actually be a woman.

Bondi pulled an Einhorn.
February 12, 2026 at 1:37 AM
I have never wanted to be Pam Bondi.

But I’ve never not wanted to be Pam Bondi more than today.
February 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
trump once posted a video of himself dropping shit bombs on our own country and just called a U.S. Olympic athlete a loser.

But Bad Bunny is a slap in the face to our country.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 PM
I work with car dealers in Columbus, Ohio. You might not guess it, but there is a substantial Mexican population here.

Car sales have been dismal lately. Two of my dealers told me today that customers aren’t car shopping because of ICE.

This invasion is bad for business, and it’s crushing mine.
February 5, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Please, please stop calling them pedophiles. You’re bypassing the headline.

They fucking RAPED CHILDREN!

Pedophilia is a serious mental disorder, but raping a child is a heinous fucking crime. Maybe if we weren’t so damn soft with our language someone would actually fucking do something about it.
February 5, 2026 at 2:28 PM
trump is a terrible president because he brings out the worst in everybody. His followers have embraced evil and cruelty, and his opposers are full of rage and hatred more now than ever.

A good leader brings out the best in people. Our president is incapable of that.
February 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Reposted by The Michigan Man ❄️
But Chump IS INFAMOUS.......
February 4, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Say what you want about the MAGA crowd but at least their taste in music is tragic.
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
I’m starting to think Nicki Minaj is in the Epstein files.
February 3, 2026 at 12:55 PM
The Epstein shit is going to get even worse. And when that shit hits the fan, it’s just a matter of time before we start hearing reports of suicides and reports of “suicides.”
February 2, 2026 at 8:29 PM
To the Wordlers out there…

In case you missed it, they are now mixing in previously used words.
February 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
And I can count the number of arrests on zero fingers.
So the Epstein files dump

1. Protected a lot of predictors

2. Created another partisan food fight.

3. Failed to create any obvious pathway for these women to get accountability.

4. Included a number of clearly unverified claims that can be used to undermine the very legit emails
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
What they really mean
January 31, 2026 at 1:42 PM
“Grab ‘em by the pussy”

36 million women still voted for him.

Would those women still vote for him if they knew he was doing that to teenage girls?
January 31, 2026 at 12:30 PM
They arrested the wrong Don.
January 30, 2026 at 7:59 PM
The Epstein files, release them you must.

Do your Jedi mind trick shit Yoda.
January 30, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Steely Pan
January 30, 2026 at 1:31 AM
MAGA mentality:

Don’t tread on me. But definitely tread on everybody who doesn’t look or think like me.
January 28, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Anybody else here in the car business? Dealers or industry partners? Most people in my auto dealer network don’t seem to be the Bluesky type.
January 27, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Yet still, with conclusive video evidence, 30% of my Facebook feed blames the dead victims.
It’s not just that they are murdering people who are peacefully protesting, it’s that they then stand in front of the cameras and slander the victims by telling us that what we see on the videos didn’t happen.
January 25, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Megyn Kelly: well it’s not like he was 2 years old.
ICE Are Chump's Kidnapping
Terrorists.......
January 22, 2026 at 1:26 PM
8 billion people live on Earth.

77 million voted for trump.

So, over 7.9 BILLION people know that he’s a lying criminal and his entire administration is dangerously corrupt.

But that 0.96% of the world‘s population believes everything he says, and because of that the entire world must suffer.
January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
More like the Overlook Committee
Just to be clear, Republicans in the Oversight Committee just voted NO on a motion to hold Pam Bondi and the DOJ in contempt of Congress for violating the Epstein Files Transparency Act.
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Do you think if we just give him the damn Nobel peace prize that he will just tucker out, grab his blankie and go take a three year nap?
January 15, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Represent
Thank you, Michigan!
January 14, 2026 at 3:14 PM