The Michigan Man ❄️
@themichiganman.bsky.social
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point. 💙 🥃
The appraisal value of The Kennedy Center dropped 1500% today.
December 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM
The appraisal value of The Kennedy Center dropped 1500% today.
Don’t forget to renew your Antifa membership for 2026, and also today is the last day to order from the Antifa gift shop to guarantee delivery before Christmas!
Reminder, digital payments only. They don’t accept kash
Reminder, digital payments only. They don’t accept kash
December 19, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Don’t forget to renew your Antifa membership for 2026, and also today is the last day to order from the Antifa gift shop to guarantee delivery before Christmas!
Reminder, digital payments only. They don’t accept kash
Reminder, digital payments only. They don’t accept kash
Honest to god, I wish he’d just play golf every damn day and do nothing else.
No talking.
No posting.
No presidenting.
His security detail would be cheaper than his batshit projects and orders.
Just go away, shut the fuck up, and leave us alone.
No talking.
No posting.
No presidenting.
His security detail would be cheaper than his batshit projects and orders.
Just go away, shut the fuck up, and leave us alone.
December 18, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Honest to god, I wish he’d just play golf every damn day and do nothing else.
No talking.
No posting.
No presidenting.
His security detail would be cheaper than his batshit projects and orders.
Just go away, shut the fuck up, and leave us alone.
No talking.
No posting.
No presidenting.
His security detail would be cheaper than his batshit projects and orders.
Just go away, shut the fuck up, and leave us alone.
Our country is so fucked up right now that nobody even talks anymore about Megyn Kelly saying on live television that men raping children isn’t as bad as it sounds because the kids were 15 years old.
December 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Our country is so fucked up right now that nobody even talks anymore about Megyn Kelly saying on live television that men raping children isn’t as bad as it sounds because the kids were 15 years old.
If I was on the committee who interviewed Kash Patel for the FBI director position I would have said he doesn’t pass the eye test.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
If I was on the committee who interviewed Kash Patel for the FBI director position I would have said he doesn’t pass the eye test.
The president has no heart. He’s like the Tin Man, except he’d ask the Wizard for money instead.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The president has no heart. He’s like the Tin Man, except he’d ask the Wizard for money instead.
Man, the Oscars In Memoriam segment is gonna be rough.
December 15, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Man, the Oscars In Memoriam segment is gonna be rough.
I’m sure the next person who posts “release the Epstein files!” will be the one that gets it done.
December 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m sure the next person who posts “release the Epstein files!” will be the one that gets it done.
The Happy-gram I got in 1977 from my first grade teacher is actually more legit than this FIFA thing.
December 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
The Happy-gram I got in 1977 from my first grade teacher is actually more legit than this FIFA thing.
Stephen Miller was always picked last in gym class kickball. This is his revenge tour.
December 4, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Stephen Miller was always picked last in gym class kickball. This is his revenge tour.
To all presidents, cabinet members, and press secretaries, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING YOUR PIEHOLES TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Signed - every fucking one of us.
Signed - every fucking one of us.
December 1, 2025 at 3:46 PM
To all presidents, cabinet members, and press secretaries, please consider THE AIRSPACE ABOVE AND SURROUNDING YOUR PIEHOLES TO BE CLOSED IN ITS ENTIRETY. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
Signed - every fucking one of us.
Signed - every fucking one of us.
My hope on World AIDS Day is that 525,600 minutes from now he is in jail.
December 1, 2025 at 3:31 PM
My hope on World AIDS Day is that 525,600 minutes from now he is in jail.
It astounds me how many people are afraid of this … thing.
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It astounds me how many people are afraid of this … thing.
It seems we are bombarded with intentional chaos not just every day but every hour. Well don’t let them rob your spirit. They don’t deserve it.
However you do it, find your peace.
However you do it, find your peace.
November 30, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It seems we are bombarded with intentional chaos not just every day but every hour. Well don’t let them rob your spirit. They don’t deserve it.
However you do it, find your peace.
However you do it, find your peace.
My wishbone didn’t work. He’s still president.
November 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
My wishbone didn’t work. He’s still president.
Me in six hours.
Carving the turkey after my wife did all the work feels like a NFL team owner being the first one to lift the Super Bowl trophy.
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Me in six hours.
It’s the biggest party night of the year - make sure you have a ride home tonight.
November 26, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s the biggest party night of the year - make sure you have a ride home tonight.
I want him fucking impeached.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
November 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I want him fucking impeached.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
Right.
Fucking.
Now.
If I invent a microwave that beeps just one time when it’s done would you buy it?
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
If I invent a microwave that beeps just one time when it’s done would you buy it?
High demand this year for Costco’s impeach pie.
November 25, 2025 at 7:24 PM
High demand this year for Costco’s impeach pie.
Trump’s healthcare plan will be called Blue Cross Blue Shield Blew Bubba
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Trump’s healthcare plan will be called Blue Cross Blue Shield Blew Bubba
Three turds in a fountain
November 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Three turds in a fountain
Imagine a world where anyone gives a flying fuck what Pete Hegseth has to say.
November 25, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Imagine a world where anyone gives a flying fuck what Pete Hegseth has to say.
I heard Zelensky responded with a 1-point plan.
1. Go fuck yourself
1. Go fuck yourself
November 25, 2025 at 5:07 AM
I heard Zelensky responded with a 1-point plan.
1. Go fuck yourself
1. Go fuck yourself
You know why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless? Here are two reasons:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
You know why We the People feel betrayed and hopeless? Here are two reasons:
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃
1. SCOTUS lifetime appointments
2. Citizens United
Until both are gone, billionaires control everything and use us as pawns vs. one another.
Fuck ‘em.
Don’t let them raid your soul. Choose joy, and you’ll find peace. 🦃