Magpie 🐦⬛
@themagpiesmiles.bsky.social
Texas Native calling Florida home. Baker, crafter and poor but enthusiastic gardener. Messy, complicated and imperfect. Unmanageable. Small business owner. Proudly ANTIFA since 1981. 💙🇺🇸💙
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Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
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Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
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@themagpiesmiles.bsky.social
· May 17
Pre-, Pre-, Pre-, Prepare:
www.ready.gov/hurricanes
www.noaa.gov/hurricane-prep
Know Your Zone (evacuation):
www.floridadisaster.org/knowyourzone/
Heed The Surge (storm surge):
www.nhc.noaa.gov/nationalsurge/
www.ready.gov/hurricanes
www.noaa.gov/hurricane-prep
Know Your Zone (evacuation):
www.floridadisaster.org/knowyourzone/
Heed The Surge (storm surge):
www.nhc.noaa.gov/nationalsurge/
Guess what introverts with severe anxiety don’t do.
Cruise.
😬
So. Fun.
Let me off. Please. I just wanna go home.
Cruise.
😬
So. Fun.
Let me off. Please. I just wanna go home.
November 23, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Guess what introverts with severe anxiety don’t do.
Cruise.
😬
So. Fun.
Let me off. Please. I just wanna go home.
Cruise.
😬
So. Fun.
Let me off. Please. I just wanna go home.
Ladies, men have been finding excuses to k!ll us since the beginning of time. There’s a reason they don’t want us in control. They know we’d be better at it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Ladies, men have been finding excuses to k!ll us since the beginning of time. There’s a reason they don’t want us in control. They know we’d be better at it.
Is it me or does the word ‘trillion’ mean less and less everyday?
November 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Is it me or does the word ‘trillion’ mean less and less everyday?
What a shit fuck bastard he is.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What a shit fuck bastard he is.
It’s okay to ask questions if you don’t understand!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!
completely outside of politics, this is so charming
November 21, 2025 at 7:02 PM
It’s okay to ask questions if you don’t understand!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!
Before we lock them up can we repurpose an abandoned town and force them to live there and survive on minimum wage and no healthcare. Then we can all go visit them like a zoo and laugh while they struggle to make $20 last a week and work overtime with the flu.
November 21, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Before we lock them up can we repurpose an abandoned town and force them to live there and survive on minimum wage and no healthcare. Then we can all go visit them like a zoo and laugh while they struggle to make $20 last a week and work overtime with the flu.
Indeed. Like they thought -What is the opposite of the Oiler’s uniforms? 🤔
those Texans uniforms are a hate crime
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Indeed. Like they thought -What is the opposite of the Oiler’s uniforms? 🤔
3 generations of trash. Not sorry.
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 AM
3 generations of trash. Not sorry.
Halligan could crack open a book and at least try to do a good job. Instead she just shits all over herself and seems okay with it.
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 AM
Halligan could crack open a book and at least try to do a good job. Instead she just shits all over herself and seems okay with it.
Clearly it’s time for him to go.
November 20, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Clearly it’s time for him to go.
Fo sho 💯
It’s rich people
The problem is rich people
The problem is rich people
November 20, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Fo sho 💯
He’s not going anywhere without a fight. Most of the military will fall in line if they’re told to. “We” have no more allies as he’s pushed them all away. It will be up to us to do this alone. I hope you are all well armed and highly suspicious.
November 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
He’s not going anywhere without a fight. Most of the military will fall in line if they’re told to. “We” have no more allies as he’s pushed them all away. It will be up to us to do this alone. I hope you are all well armed and highly suspicious.
Impeach. Remove.
This is our chance and should extend beyond the weekend (because I won’t be back stateside til next weekend lol). If we could build the same kind of vibe as a 90’s mosh pit we can push them out. ✌️💛🙂
www.axios.com/2025/11/19/r...
This is our chance and should extend beyond the weekend (because I won’t be back stateside til next weekend lol). If we could build the same kind of vibe as a 90’s mosh pit we can push them out. ✌️💛🙂
www.axios.com/2025/11/19/r...
"Remove the Regime" protests in D.C. to demand Trump's impeachment
"We can only do this if we show up in numbers that are too big to ignore," organizers said.
www.axios.com
November 20, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Impeach. Remove.
This is our chance and should extend beyond the weekend (because I won’t be back stateside til next weekend lol). If we could build the same kind of vibe as a 90’s mosh pit we can push them out. ✌️💛🙂
www.axios.com/2025/11/19/r...
This is our chance and should extend beyond the weekend (because I won’t be back stateside til next weekend lol). If we could build the same kind of vibe as a 90’s mosh pit we can push them out. ✌️💛🙂
www.axios.com/2025/11/19/r...
Building tool boxes and carts and creepers and stools is getting old. Gonna start charging for assembly 😒
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Building tool boxes and carts and creepers and stools is getting old. Gonna start charging for assembly 😒
Why did I wait so long to start Yellowjackets? Killer soundtrack!!
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Why did I wait so long to start Yellowjackets? Killer soundtrack!!
They do not give a fuck about you. 👂
If you know what striving for proximity to whiteness does to people, you already know what this is about.
I don’t trust Marjorie Taylor Greene for even a split second. And before you hand her grace she has not earned, hear this gentleman first.
I don’t trust Marjorie Taylor Greene for even a split second. And before you hand her grace she has not earned, hear this gentleman first.
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 PM
They do not give a fuck about you. 👂
Trump regime trying to scrub the files 👇
bart simpson and lisa simpson are standing in a messy living room with the words " sweep it under the rug "
ALT: bart simpson and lisa simpson are standing in a messy living room with the words " sweep it under the rug "
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Trump regime trying to scrub the files 👇
I only open my drapes once the house is clean.
November 19, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I only open my drapes once the house is clean.
The ol’ hurry up and wait. Love it.
The Senate has ended business for the night, so even though they agreed to fast-track the bill requiring the release of the Epstein files, it won’t be sent to the Trump until they’re back in session which won’t be until at least next Wednesday.
November 19, 2025 at 12:58 AM
The ol’ hurry up and wait. Love it.
We are going to have to physically remove them, y’all understand that? The law does not matter to them. Should it be used successfully against them, they will not leave their posts. It just won’t happen so gently. We need to take them all out one by one.
November 19, 2025 at 12:43 AM
We are going to have to physically remove them, y’all understand that? The law does not matter to them. Should it be used successfully against them, they will not leave their posts. It just won’t happen so gently. We need to take them all out one by one.
None of this will play as it should or as we hope. Buckle up, it’s gonna get disappointing.
November 18, 2025 at 2:20 PM
None of this will play as it should or as we hope. Buckle up, it’s gonna get disappointing.
Re-posting. So fucking good. 🖤
Posting this today, for no particular reason
Nine Inch Nails - Piggy (VEVO Presents)
YouTube video by NineInchNailsVEVO
www.youtube.com
November 18, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Re-posting. So fucking good. 🖤
Once a garbage person
Marjorie Taylor Greene is trash. She's always been trash. She spoke at Nick Fuentes's conference and hasn't renounced him. She is a white nationalist.
I'm glad a lot of Democrats want to embrace her and absolve her, but what about the rest of us whom she continues to attack?
I'm glad a lot of Democrats want to embrace her and absolve her, but what about the rest of us whom she continues to attack?
November 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Once a garbage person
I’m all for second chances but MTG ain’t the one.
Vast improvement
Truth Social is absolutely amazing today.
November 17, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I’m all for second chances but MTG ain’t the one.