Magpie 🐦⬛
@themagpiesmiles.bsky.social
Texas Native calling Florida home. Baker, crafter and poor but enthusiastic gardener. Messy, complicated and imperfect. Unmanageable. Small business owner. Proudly ANTIFA since 1981. 💙🇺🇸💙
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Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
❌👑 8647 🍊💩
Love Thy Enemy But Keep Your Gun Oiled
One day this heifer will be in prison and no one will be there to fill in those pot holes.
December 2, 2025 at 10:25 AM
One day this heifer will be in prison and no one will be there to fill in those pot holes.
I’m not saying he is a diddler. I’m saying he LOOKS like a diddler. 🤷♀️
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December 2, 2025 at 10:16 AM
I’m not saying he is a diddler. I’m saying he LOOKS like a diddler. 🤷♀️
Vote Aftyn TN-7
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Holy moly! After 5 years and a cross country move this guy decided to show off! I had no idea Corn Plants flowered. They open up and smell sweet at night 💙
December 1, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Holy moly! After 5 years and a cross country move this guy decided to show off! I had no idea Corn Plants flowered. They open up and smell sweet at night 💙
We became grandparents this weekend!!Meet Merlina, my daughter’s first kitty. 🐈⬛
December 1, 2025 at 8:49 AM
We became grandparents this weekend!!Meet Merlina, my daughter’s first kitty. 🐈⬛
What a shit fuck bastard he is.
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
What a shit fuck bastard he is.
From the folks in WPB 💙
November 15, 2025 at 3:04 PM
From the folks in WPB 💙
If you’re in the area. . .
November 15, 2025 at 3:03 PM
If you’re in the area. . .
I just want to punch him. So. Hard.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
I just want to punch him. So. Hard.
He can add it to the DOGE savings check and the tariff dividends he’s promised us.
November 8, 2025 at 7:23 PM
He can add it to the DOGE savings check and the tariff dividends he’s promised us.
Saw one in the wild.
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Saw one in the wild.
It’s so he doesn’t get lost and wind up on the roof again y’all.
November 6, 2025 at 3:40 PM
It’s so he doesn’t get lost and wind up on the roof again y’all.
Tell me again how it’s cheaper to eat junk food.
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Tell me again how it’s cheaper to eat junk food.
$127 groceries for 4 for a week
Meals:
Southwest Casserole
Pasta Primavera w/ Chicken
Taco Salad
Chicken and Black Bean Tacos
Pizza
Bfast:
Cereal
Yoghurt
Eggs
PB&J’s, fruit salad, chips and pico too.
SW Casserole, Primavera and Pizza make enough for leftovers.
Meals:
Southwest Casserole
Pasta Primavera w/ Chicken
Taco Salad
Chicken and Black Bean Tacos
Pizza
Bfast:
Cereal
Yoghurt
Eggs
PB&J’s, fruit salad, chips and pico too.
SW Casserole, Primavera and Pizza make enough for leftovers.
November 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
$127 groceries for 4 for a week
Meals:
Southwest Casserole
Pasta Primavera w/ Chicken
Taco Salad
Chicken and Black Bean Tacos
Pizza
Bfast:
Cereal
Yoghurt
Eggs
PB&J’s, fruit salad, chips and pico too.
SW Casserole, Primavera and Pizza make enough for leftovers.
Meals:
Southwest Casserole
Pasta Primavera w/ Chicken
Taco Salad
Chicken and Black Bean Tacos
Pizza
Bfast:
Cereal
Yoghurt
Eggs
PB&J’s, fruit salad, chips and pico too.
SW Casserole, Primavera and Pizza make enough for leftovers.
C’mon now y’all.
You know the best way to let something die?
Stop talking about it.
You know the best way to let something die?
Stop talking about it.
November 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
C’mon now y’all.
You know the best way to let something die?
Stop talking about it.
You know the best way to let something die?
Stop talking about it.
This is well timed.
October 30, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is well timed.
The odds and ends of 6 years worth of Lego Advent Calendars.
October 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The odds and ends of 6 years worth of Lego Advent Calendars.
You’re telling me we haven’t figured out how to outsmart them?
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
You’re telling me we haven’t figured out how to outsmart them?
Welp, it’s over. Civil society has fallen.
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Welp, it’s over. Civil society has fallen.
God how I wish these posts were flip flopped!
October 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
God how I wish these posts were flip flopped!
I am a supporter of keeping the shut down going until they release healthcare subsidies as a hostage. However, as this drags on, I’m starting to think that we’ve just done the hardest part for the regime - getting rid of the legislative branch.
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 AM
I am a supporter of keeping the shut down going until they release healthcare subsidies as a hostage. However, as this drags on, I’m starting to think that we’ve just done the hardest part for the regime - getting rid of the legislative branch.
If they’re going to be criminals may as well build them a prison.
October 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
If they’re going to be criminals may as well build them a prison.