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Formerly on tumblr, and that other site that shall not be named.
NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.
NSFW at least some of the time. Re posting your spicy locker room pictures/vids.
To liberals say "I proudly voted for Jill Stein and would do it again" I say, "good to know who should get the shiv when I see you at the concentration camp."
That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride
That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 PM
To liberals say "I proudly voted for Jill Stein and would do it again" I say, "good to know who should get the shiv when I see you at the concentration camp."
That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride
That one issue the Dem didn't earn your vote on is so important that authoritarianism was preferable should definitely be a point of pride
Commuting home from my day at the office I happened to catch a traffic light on a corner with a gas station.
Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold
Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold
February 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
Commuting home from my day at the office I happened to catch a traffic light on a corner with a gas station.
Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold
Since I drive an EV I looked at the price. Y'all, I remember when they had to add a third digit to those signs for the very first time. #ancienthistory #imnotthatold
Reading a post from a award winning writer I'm fond of talking about (not) separating the art from the artist. Deep in the thread there is an exchange between MULTIPLE Hugo/Nebula authors speculating on Orson Scott Card's homophobia...
... so surreal. Bless them one and all. #iykyk
... so surreal. Bless them one and all. #iykyk
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
Reading a post from a award winning writer I'm fond of talking about (not) separating the art from the artist. Deep in the thread there is an exchange between MULTIPLE Hugo/Nebula authors speculating on Orson Scott Card's homophobia...
... so surreal. Bless them one and all. #iykyk
... so surreal. Bless them one and all. #iykyk
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When North America is horny on main and showing you that Tenseness is the old brown eye.
January 30, 2026 at 5:01 AM
When North America is horny on main and showing you that Tenseness is the old brown eye.
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I'm deeply saddened by the lack of bears in union suits. This is your time to shine. Carpe Buttflap!
January 26, 2026 at 2:00 PM
I'm deeply saddened by the lack of bears in union suits. This is your time to shine. Carpe Buttflap!
They should comply and send a fully redacted copy of the rolls.
Pam Bondi telling Minneapolis that ICE will be recalled *only* when that blue city turns over its voter rolls is a clear reveal that this isn't about immigration. It's about interfering with upcoming elections that may not favor Donald Trump.
It's extortion.
www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-m...
It's extortion.
www.cbsnews.com/news/bondi-m...
Bondi seeks Minnesota voter rolls, welfare data to "help bring back law and order" in wake of shootings
Minnesota's secretary of state rejected a request from Attorney General Pam Bondi for federal access state voter rolls and welfare data, as tensions flare in Minneapolis after a man was shot and kille...
www.cbsnews.com
January 26, 2026 at 1:29 PM
They should comply and send a fully redacted copy of the rolls.
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My employer makes me come into the office two days a week and charges me $2.59 for a cup of coffee.
Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.
Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.
January 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
My employer makes me come into the office two days a week and charges me $2.59 for a cup of coffee.
Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.
Meanwhile leadership is confused by why people hate coming in.
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Breaking news!!!!
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
January 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
Breaking news!!!!
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
reviews are in for the new Melania movie
Falstad's voice line of "Aerie Peak, I failed you." is delivered in a Scottish accent. It sounds like he's saying "Hairy pig, i failed you" to me, and once you've heard it you cant unhear it. #blizzardcharacters
January 12, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Falstad's voice line of "Aerie Peak, I failed you." is delivered in a Scottish accent. It sounds like he's saying "Hairy pig, i failed you" to me, and once you've heard it you cant unhear it. #blizzardcharacters
Where's Jamie Lannister when we need him.
President Trump reiterates his interest in Greenland for national security purposes.
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Where's Jamie Lannister when we need him.
"Lucky" for me, a gen-x man, when I put on a santa hat I look like eff'n Santa.
December 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
"Lucky" for me, a gen-x man, when I put on a santa hat I look like eff'n Santa.
I'm getting a Greg Bear "Darwin's Radio" vibe, but probably just aliens.
Disclosure Day | Official Teaser
YouTube video by Universal Pictures
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December 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I'm getting a Greg Bear "Darwin's Radio" vibe, but probably just aliens.
I want to see a spy drama where the protagonist thwarts an attempt to use a laser microphone by suction-cupping a vibrating dildo to the window.
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
I want to see a spy drama where the protagonist thwarts an attempt to use a laser microphone by suction-cupping a vibrating dildo to the window.
Too late. I skipped over stuffing and when straight to "winter weather is like sex. You never know when you're going to get or how many inches it'll be."
Pack up the ‘stuffing’ innuendos and unwrap the ‘couple of inches’ and ‘got your package’ innuendos…❄️🌨️🎅🏼
December 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Too late. I skipped over stuffing and when straight to "winter weather is like sex. You never know when you're going to get or how many inches it'll be."
Current mood.
a picture of a woman with a quote that says i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this .
ALT: a picture of a woman with a quote that says i do not deny that my heart has greatly desired this .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Current mood.
I prefer to provide a more artisanal experience for any of you interested in a second option.
November 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I prefer to provide a more artisanal experience for any of you interested in a second option.
*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
*Spoiler warning re:Wicked*. A person complaining about people spoiling Wicked points out that not everyone gets to see Broadway plays... which is a fair argument. He blocked me for pointing out that the book is 30 years old. For the love of God don't watch the Wizard of Oz (1939) on Thursday.❄️
This is what deeply closeted cries for help look like. This dude just wants to be called a "good boy" by his daddy bear top.
MAGA is such a stupid, damaged cult.
They say the most ridiculous, embarrassing nonsense.
They all need therapy.
They say the most ridiculous, embarrassing nonsense.
They all need therapy.
November 22, 2025 at 4:43 AM
This is what deeply closeted cries for help look like. This dude just wants to be called a "good boy" by his daddy bear top.
Who was your first porn crush?
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
November 20, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Who was your first porn crush?
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.
Jake Tanner and Ed Dinakos. While they both definitely fit the mold of gay porn star, neither is really my type any more. I was deeply influenced by my first boyf, who was a bodybuilder himself and had a physique not unlike these two.