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Elizabeth Bond
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We are in the timeline if Ken had taken over Barbieland
August 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It’s by birthday in 2 hours and the last six months had been the longest year of my life
August 15, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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I Root for the Animals That Kill Trophy Hunters
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I Root for the Animals That Kill Trophy Hunters
I Wonder if the Buffalo Took a Selfie With His Carcass?
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August 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
My dad may have failed as a father in a myriad of ways but at least he didn’t vote for trump
August 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Smithsonian is a cowardice sellout
August 1, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If I had paramount plus I would be cancelling it
July 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
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July 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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I should get credit for not attending Jeff Bezo's wedding even though I wasn't invited.
June 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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I just heard someone say they wish this summer was shaping up to be a lot more Barbie and a lot less Oppenheimer.🤣😭🥂💙
June 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Someone should look under Trumps MAGA cap and see if Stephen Miller is under there
June 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
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June 18, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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The Minnesota assassin appears to be a hate-filled right winger. So can we stop walking on eggshells about MAGA's legitimization of political violence?

Yes, Republicans have also been the target of inexcusable violence, but this isn't a "both sides" issue.

1/ A🧵on the danger.
June 15, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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June 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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A West Virginia prosecutor says if miscarriage patients want to avoid criminal charges, they should “call 911”

“Call your doctor. Call law enforcement, or 911, and just say, ‘I miscarried. I want you to know.’”

jessica.substack.com/p/west-virgi...
June 3, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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June 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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Anyone else feel like you're losing your mind when the legacy media obsesses over the former president's decline, while they aggressively sanewash - nay, ignore- the current president's increasingly unhinged behavior and outright destruction of our country in real time?
May 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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When I drink some Benadryl it's over for you itches.
May 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Don't miss the scariest committee hearing of the year.
May 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I’m not really an ice cream fan, but I think I’m going to go buy some Ben & Jerry’s
May 15, 2025 at 7:30 PM
When they say they’re not racist but then go and raise hundred of thousands of dollars for a racist… they might be racist…
May 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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In Star Wars. those who have embraced the Dark Side of the Force wield red lightsabers. So, in other words, perfect.
May 4, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Isn't it funny that the political party that doesn't know where the G-spot is wants to teach women how to track their menstrual cycles.
April 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Walz: If you say you love freedom but you don't believe freedom is for everybody, then the thing you love is not freedom, it is privilege.
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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April 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM