Formerly Evil Sarah
@thelibrarina.bsky.social
Crocheting fangirl librarian. She/her. No terfs allowed.
This is 100% due to my cowboy songs playlist, and you know what? That's fair.
![A Spotify Wrapped screen saying "Your listening age [is] 82."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejgnc7zpkpz5znilkrvfeyhe/bafkreibqrrmci34mkihljn6t2doydqlofodwhuephhrjhyfh255ub5ehsu@jpeg)
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
This is 100% due to my cowboy songs playlist, and you know what? That's fair.
Got real artsy-fartsy with the berries in the snow.
December 2, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Got real artsy-fartsy with the berries in the snow.
Oddly enough, this is pretty much the exact arc of my languishing Western story's main character.
Broke: "I want justice."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
Woke: "I want justice, but I'll settle for revenge."
Bespoke: "I want revenge. If we accidentally get justice along the way as a byproduct, fine."
December 2, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Oddly enough, this is pretty much the exact arc of my languishing Western story's main character.
Nothing like getting absolutely DRAGGED by twenty preschoolers over your pronunciation of "Hanukkah."
I am but a silly gentile trying my best, here.
I am but a silly gentile trying my best, here.
December 1, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Nothing like getting absolutely DRAGGED by twenty preschoolers over your pronunciation of "Hanukkah."
I am but a silly gentile trying my best, here.
I am but a silly gentile trying my best, here.
The SNL "needs more cowbell" skit is now older than "Don't Fear the Reaper" was when they performed the skit.
Sorry.
Sorry.
November 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The SNL "needs more cowbell" skit is now older than "Don't Fear the Reaper" was when they performed the skit.
Sorry.
Sorry.
Speaking of deer, uh...let's not use the back door just now, huh.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Speaking of deer, uh...let's not use the back door just now, huh.
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Elk (Grand Canyon)
2. Red fox
3. Skunk (walked in front of me, no thank you)
4. Bald eagle
5. Dolphins (Florida coast)
I was gonna say "deer" but it feels like cheating when I go out my back door and see this.
1. Elk (Grand Canyon)
2. Red fox
3. Skunk (walked in front of me, no thank you)
4. Bald eagle
5. Dolphins (Florida coast)
I was gonna say "deer" but it feels like cheating when I go out my back door and see this.
November 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
5 animals you've seen in the wild:
1. Elk (Grand Canyon)
2. Red fox
3. Skunk (walked in front of me, no thank you)
4. Bald eagle
5. Dolphins (Florida coast)
I was gonna say "deer" but it feels like cheating when I go out my back door and see this.
1. Elk (Grand Canyon)
2. Red fox
3. Skunk (walked in front of me, no thank you)
4. Bald eagle
5. Dolphins (Florida coast)
I was gonna say "deer" but it feels like cheating when I go out my back door and see this.
Further behavior suggesting my dog is a cat in disguise:
He jumped off the bed to find a toy, climbed back onto the bed with said toy, and then knocked it onto the floor WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT just to beg me to pick it up for him.
He jumped off the bed to find a toy, climbed back onto the bed with said toy, and then knocked it onto the floor WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT just to beg me to pick it up for him.
November 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Further behavior suggesting my dog is a cat in disguise:
He jumped off the bed to find a toy, climbed back onto the bed with said toy, and then knocked it onto the floor WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT just to beg me to pick it up for him.
He jumped off the bed to find a toy, climbed back onto the bed with said toy, and then knocked it onto the floor WHILE MAKING EYE CONTACT just to beg me to pick it up for him.
This happened again today. The salt is everlasting and I am so pleased.
Twice in the last few weeks, the local mix station has followed an Nsync or Justin Timberlake song with Britney Spears' "Womanizer," and I'd like to think that's station policy now.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
This happened again today. The salt is everlasting and I am so pleased.
I just wrapped up a Skyrim run, settled my character down in his manor with his pets and his kids. Stored all his armor, put on common clothes, and just as I go to sit him in front of the hearth...
Game crashes.
Perfect ending, 10/10, no notes.
Game crashes.
Perfect ending, 10/10, no notes.
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
I just wrapped up a Skyrim run, settled my character down in his manor with his pets and his kids. Stored all his armor, put on common clothes, and just as I go to sit him in front of the hearth...
Game crashes.
Perfect ending, 10/10, no notes.
Game crashes.
Perfect ending, 10/10, no notes.
"$150 for a stretchy phone purse? I can do that on my couch while watching tv."
November 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
"$150 for a stretchy phone purse? I can do that on my couch while watching tv."
Dreamed an entire crime-show episode, but now I can only remember that the key part involved mixing up Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
November 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Dreamed an entire crime-show episode, but now I can only remember that the key part involved mixing up Billy Joel and Bruce Springsteen.
If it's going to feel Arctic, at least we get the view, too!
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
If it's going to feel Arctic, at least we get the view, too!
Cozy night in with the goofballs.
November 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Cozy night in with the goofballs.
Guess who now stands at the top of my front steps to demand head rubs when I come home?
(Not. My. Cat. Allergies, dogs, etc. The neighbors feed all the local ferals, she's fine.)
(Not. My. Cat. Allergies, dogs, etc. The neighbors feed all the local ferals, she's fine.)
Happy Halloween from this incredibly photogenic calico who decided to help me hand out candy.
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Guess who now stands at the top of my front steps to demand head rubs when I come home?
(Not. My. Cat. Allergies, dogs, etc. The neighbors feed all the local ferals, she's fine.)
(Not. My. Cat. Allergies, dogs, etc. The neighbors feed all the local ferals, she's fine.)
Oh, wow, what a shame.
Yeah, a shame it took so long!
Yeah, a shame it took so long!
two muppets are sitting next to each other on a couch in a living room .
Alt: Statler and Waldorf from the Muppets, sitting on a couch and laughing with wide mouths.
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November 4, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Oh, wow, what a shame.
Yeah, a shame it took so long!
Yeah, a shame it took so long!
Hey, this total zaddy mixed me a special drink in this badass cup and said it will give me special powers? I didn't ask any follow-up questions or anything.
November 1, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey, this total zaddy mixed me a special drink in this badass cup and said it will give me special powers? I didn't ask any follow-up questions or anything.
Happy Halloween from this incredibly photogenic calico who decided to help me hand out candy.
October 31, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Happy Halloween from this incredibly photogenic calico who decided to help me hand out candy.
"Speaking of ways, pet--by the way--there is such a thing as a tesseract."
![A white woman looking over her glasses at the camera. She is dressed like Mrs. Whatsit from A Wrinkle in Time, wearing "several scarves of assorted colors [...] and a man's felt hat perched atop." Not pictured are the "black rubber boots" and the mismatched socks from her description in the book.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ejgnc7zpkpz5znilkrvfeyhe/bafkreiesnqkhvmpilpbzbsblvjrjf3pcci56ajvcjdmzyv2sqfrsvzgpae@jpeg)
October 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
"Speaking of ways, pet--by the way--there is such a thing as a tesseract."
Akchually, attending a renaissance festival in the rain and the mud is the only Authentic Serf Experience, and you all should get on my level.
October 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Akchually, attending a renaissance festival in the rain and the mud is the only Authentic Serf Experience, and you all should get on my level.
All right. Everybody. Be safe, be strong, hydrate, and look after each other.
Sad that I have to work today, but the library defends your right to information, so I hope I'm helping out in some way.
Sad that I have to work today, but the library defends your right to information, so I hope I'm helping out in some way.
October 18, 2025 at 1:22 PM
All right. Everybody. Be safe, be strong, hydrate, and look after each other.
Sad that I have to work today, but the library defends your right to information, so I hope I'm helping out in some way.
Sad that I have to work today, but the library defends your right to information, so I hope I'm helping out in some way.
The school district put out door-hangers this week about their upcoming levy. Idk how many they made. 500? 1000?
There's a typo in the subhead.
In the word "education."
There's a typo in the subhead.
In the word "education."
October 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The school district put out door-hangers this week about their upcoming levy. Idk how many they made. 500? 1000?
There's a typo in the subhead.
In the word "education."
There's a typo in the subhead.
In the word "education."
It's a kittycat recursion!! 💜
October 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It's a kittycat recursion!! 💜
My best Shakespeare paper was written tipsy, the night it was due, in the local cafe that was open all hours on exam week. (Shoutout to Enoch for the Bailey's in my hot chocolate!)
Granted, I accidentally submitted it with the filename CoriolanusIsAMamasBoy.doc, but I stand behind that analysis.
Granted, I accidentally submitted it with the filename CoriolanusIsAMamasBoy.doc, but I stand behind that analysis.
I wrote a 15 page report on heraldic symbolism in medieval armor and weapon design for my art history class the night before it was due (8am class). Made up 90% of it (only found one book for reference) and got an A. GenAI could fucking never.
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
My best Shakespeare paper was written tipsy, the night it was due, in the local cafe that was open all hours on exam week. (Shoutout to Enoch for the Bailey's in my hot chocolate!)
Granted, I accidentally submitted it with the filename CoriolanusIsAMamasBoy.doc, but I stand behind that analysis.
Granted, I accidentally submitted it with the filename CoriolanusIsAMamasBoy.doc, but I stand behind that analysis.
Inspired by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social and the Vampurr, here's my favorite piece from today's library craft.
October 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Inspired by @poorlycatdraw.bsky.social and the Vampurr, here's my favorite piece from today's library craft.