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A WORLD WITHOUT KINGS
March 10, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Nevermind.
Twitter/X is back up after its fourth outage of the day.
March 10, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Ginger lemon kombucha save me.

Save me ginger lemon kombucha.
March 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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I wish I could tell the moon how much I like it
February 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
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“Trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.”

— Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Gaga fighting for gay rights again is a biblical sign that everything is gonna be okay.
"I just want to say tonight, that trans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The Queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love." - Lady Gaga during her Grammy winning speech
February 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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why would i finish a project when i could start a new more exciting one
January 29, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Deleted IG and TikTok from my phone now I’m checking my bank accounts when I reflexively pick it up 😩
January 25, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Pitchfork gives ‘Eusexua’ by FKA twigs a score of 9.1.
January 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Ladies and gentlemen: we did it
In email to X staff, Musk says "user growth is stagnant, revenue is unimpressive, and we're barely breaking even"; sources: banks plan to sell their debt in X (Wall Street Journal)

Main Link | Techmeme Permalink
January 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jan 23
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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The TikTok ban, the Musk Twitter takeover, the Facebook moderation policy changes, the Republicans’ rapidly intensifying crackdowns on speech... let these be the proof you needed to move anything you care about online to a space you control.

Digital sovereignty is more important than ever.
January 19, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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In all seriousness: the last 2 weeks of TikTok posturing and Zuck grovelling, combined with the X insanity of the last year, should show you that an app with a feed that you don’t control serves *other people’s interests* - not yours.
January 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Things just keep happening and I’m like
January 17, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Fast approaching the point of winter when I need to get the fuck out of Canada to somewhere warm and sunny and with cheap margaritas.
January 17, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Damn girl are you a Rubik’s cube? Because fuck you u stupid piece of shit
January 15, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I’m done with my favourite social networks dying. If TikTok gets banned it is what it is, I’m putting my phone down and stepping outside to touch grass.
January 14, 2025 at 12:53 PM
January 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
To be fair astrology girlies did warn us that 2025 was gonna be an absolute mess.
a woman is sitting next to another woman who is crying .
ALT: a woman is sitting next to another woman who is crying .
media.tenor.com
January 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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NEW: Platformer has obtained the dehumanizing new guidelines moderating what people can now say about trans people on Facebook and Instagram. Employees tell me these changes are likely to inspire more violence against LGBT people: www.platformer.news/meta-new-tra...
January 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“Girl, you’re not the governor of Canada” - when I was 53 someone said that.
Elon Musk responds to Justin Trudeau saying that Canada will never become part of the USA:

“Girl, you’re not the governor of Canada anymore, so doesn’t matter what you say”
January 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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My sentiments
January 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
LG7 hasn’t even been announced yet and I’m already making it my entire personality for the next two years.
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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‘The Substance’ director Coralie Fargeat tells Variety that there will not be a sequel to the film:

“The point of this movie to bring fresh things to the world. No sequels, no prequels… I’m going to be happy to bring something fresh to the world in a bit.”
January 4, 2025 at 8:00 PM