thelastonealive
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And I escaped, the last one alive...
My train has been canceled this morning, so we're off to a spectacular start for the week
November 24, 2025 at 12:47 PM
My train has been canceled this morning, so we're off to a spectacular start for the week
I have to take a suicide prevention awareness course Friday and I must have been in a rush because I just wrote it as "suicide" on my calendar when it was scheduled. Probably best that I live alone and no one else has seen that one.
November 16, 2025 at 3:24 PM
I have to take a suicide prevention awareness course Friday and I must have been in a rush because I just wrote it as "suicide" on my calendar when it was scheduled. Probably best that I live alone and no one else has seen that one.
What in the pure 100% grade grass-fed free range actual FUCK.
November 14, 2025 at 9:43 PM
What in the pure 100% grade grass-fed free range actual FUCK.
It should be like video games. You hit 999,999,999, it rolls over to 0.
Billionaires should be legitimately illegal in that they should be furiously giving their wealth away before the end of the calendar year to get under the threshold or risk harsh penalties.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
November 14, 2025 at 2:32 PM
It should be like video games. You hit 999,999,999, it rolls over to 0.
The game is in fucking Chicago, not the west coast. It should not be starting at 10 PM. What the fuck NHL.
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The game is in fucking Chicago, not the west coast. It should not be starting at 10 PM. What the fuck NHL.
Devils/Pens OT just now was the most entertaining OT in years
November 8, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Devils/Pens OT just now was the most entertaining OT in years
Really wish these Jetty x Devils drops would be online and not just at the gamed.
Anyway, anyone want to go to tomorrow's game and/or pick me up a hat/tee/hoodie?
Anyway, anyone want to go to tomorrow's game and/or pick me up a hat/tee/hoodie?
November 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Really wish these Jetty x Devils drops would be online and not just at the gamed.
Anyway, anyone want to go to tomorrow's game and/or pick me up a hat/tee/hoodie?
Anyway, anyone want to go to tomorrow's game and/or pick me up a hat/tee/hoodie?
I'm 43 years old, started voting in 2000.
ONE time, I got to vote for someone because I was genuinely excited to see them lead. Once. In 25 years.
Every other time, it's been about choosing who's the least worst that actually has a chance at winning. This year is no different.
Some day, maybe...
ONE time, I got to vote for someone because I was genuinely excited to see them lead. Once. In 25 years.
Every other time, it's been about choosing who's the least worst that actually has a chance at winning. This year is no different.
Some day, maybe...
November 4, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm 43 years old, started voting in 2000.
ONE time, I got to vote for someone because I was genuinely excited to see them lead. Once. In 25 years.
Every other time, it's been about choosing who's the least worst that actually has a chance at winning. This year is no different.
Some day, maybe...
ONE time, I got to vote for someone because I was genuinely excited to see them lead. Once. In 25 years.
Every other time, it's been about choosing who's the least worst that actually has a chance at winning. This year is no different.
Some day, maybe...
I was definitely sure Dick Chaney died in like 2012.
November 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I was definitely sure Dick Chaney died in like 2012.
I feel like giving your goalie an extension after he gave up 8 goals in a game isn't the best look, but you do you, Devils.
November 1, 2025 at 12:37 AM
I feel like giving your goalie an extension after he gave up 8 goals in a game isn't the best look, but you do you, Devils.
Shout out to the restaurant in town playing the Silver Shamrock song from Halloween 3 on a loop
October 31, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Shout out to the restaurant in town playing the Silver Shamrock song from Halloween 3 on a loop
That's three pilots per nation!
October 30, 2025 at 7:12 PM
That's three pilots per nation!
With the Devils October schedule, I was prepared to be perfectly happy with an NHL-.500 record at this point.
8-1-0 and an eight game win streak is insane
8-1-0 and an eight game win streak is insane
October 26, 2025 at 7:38 PM
With the Devils October schedule, I was prepared to be perfectly happy with an NHL-.500 record at this point.
8-1-0 and an eight game win streak is insane
8-1-0 and an eight game win streak is insane
I don't know who Diana Florence is but her campaign ads are the absolute bottom of the barrel manipulative trash. And that says a LOT in 2025.
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I don't know who Diana Florence is but her campaign ads are the absolute bottom of the barrel manipulative trash. And that says a LOT in 2025.
I had to start three Giants in fantasy football today, so I'd appreciate all your sympathies on this challenging afternoon.
October 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I had to start three Giants in fantasy football today, so I'd appreciate all your sympathies on this challenging afternoon.
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Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Y’all, Spotify’s stock price sunk by 5% in 1 day. YOU did this by spreading the word to boycott them for running ICE ads.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
These billionaires only speak one language—money—so let’s keep up the pressure. Tell everyone you know to cancel their Spotify subscriptions. Send them to BoycottSpotify.com.
For reasons unknown, someone just drove past by building absolutely blasting "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora while somehow singing it even louder.
October 25, 2025 at 12:55 AM
For reasons unknown, someone just drove past by building absolutely blasting "Tarzan Boy" by Baltimora while somehow singing it even louder.
Just hit that weird part of the early hockey season where I'm surprised to learn there's a Devils game tonight.
October 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Just hit that weird part of the early hockey season where I'm surprised to learn there's a Devils game tonight.
Lower back pain is the worst of the chronic physical pains
October 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Lower back pain is the worst of the chronic physical pains
Jack Hughes Hatty
a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera with the words j'accuse written in red
ALT: a black and white photo of a man pointing at the camera with the words j'accuse written in red
media.tenor.com
October 22, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Jack Hughes Hatty
Was a time when I was a student and then grad student and then adjunct that I might attend 20-30 Devils games a year.
Now I am a college professor, in theory more financially secure than I ever was back then, and I am scouring the schedule for the one (1) game this year I might fit into the budget.
Now I am a college professor, in theory more financially secure than I ever was back then, and I am scouring the schedule for the one (1) game this year I might fit into the budget.
October 17, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Was a time when I was a student and then grad student and then adjunct that I might attend 20-30 Devils games a year.
Now I am a college professor, in theory more financially secure than I ever was back then, and I am scouring the schedule for the one (1) game this year I might fit into the budget.
Now I am a college professor, in theory more financially secure than I ever was back then, and I am scouring the schedule for the one (1) game this year I might fit into the budget.
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Of all the things that didn't happen below, Eric Trump having four friends is the one that didn't happen the most.
Eric Trump: "Now every single time a boat goes out of Venezuela it's getting blown up into a million pieces. That's exactly what's happening every single day. I personally have 4 friends who have lost children to fentanyl."
October 15, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Of all the things that didn't happen below, Eric Trump having four friends is the one that didn't happen the most.
Reading Maphead by @kenjennings.bsky.social - didn't realize it came out back in 2011 until I got to this passage, which...yeah, about that... 😬
October 15, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reading Maphead by @kenjennings.bsky.social - didn't realize it came out back in 2011 until I got to this passage, which...yeah, about that... 😬
These MSG fan commercials have been running so long, the baby in the Devils cards one is in college now.
October 11, 2025 at 11:57 PM
These MSG fan commercials have been running so long, the baby in the Devils cards one is in college now.
I have this thing where, even though I live alone and no one sees it, I flip thr finger at my TV every time a dishonest scare mongering campaign ad or ice recruitment commercial runs and friends, my arm is getting tired tonight.
a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture of a man and says `` everything is garbage '' .
ALT: a man in a white shirt and tie is standing in front of a picture of a man and says `` everything is garbage '' .
media.tenor.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I have this thing where, even though I live alone and no one sees it, I flip thr finger at my TV every time a dishonest scare mongering campaign ad or ice recruitment commercial runs and friends, my arm is getting tired tonight.