Justin
@thejustinblair.bsky.social
I'm so down to earth I have to take anti gravity medication
modern family is truly incredible
November 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
modern family is truly incredible
isn't it crazy that only 90's kids remember electric can openers, the way cats used to come running at the sound
November 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
isn't it crazy that only 90's kids remember electric can openers, the way cats used to come running at the sound
p**p so big it knocked my prost and a little preak dribed out
November 23, 2025 at 7:54 PM
p**p so big it knocked my prost and a little preak dribed out
p did you ever see your fingers move to do evil but you can't control it? they're seriously typing away
November 23, 2025 at 6:00 AM
p did you ever see your fingers move to do evil but you can't control it? they're seriously typing away
I forgot how nice a heated steering wheel is in this weather 🤶
November 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I forgot how nice a heated steering wheel is in this weather 🤶
sometimes balding frumpy uglies are hot to me ok I don't make the rules idk
November 1, 2025 at 8:45 AM
sometimes balding frumpy uglies are hot to me ok I don't make the rules idk
do you ever eat your candy too fast so your tummy gets upset, so you need a big bowl of clam chowder to settle your stomach
October 31, 2025 at 11:00 PM
do you ever eat your candy too fast so your tummy gets upset, so you need a big bowl of clam chowder to settle your stomach
I'm so addicted to fairlife shakes they could get me to do anything they want at this point
October 31, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I'm so addicted to fairlife shakes they could get me to do anything they want at this point
I will never not chuckle when I see the hey handsome machine gun meme
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I will never not chuckle when I see the hey handsome machine gun meme
why did this autocorrect Chinese to Spanish?
it's impossible for brazy to speak Spanish in a song without me becoming obsessed with it
October 31, 2025 at 5:16 PM
why did this autocorrect Chinese to Spanish?
Reposted by Justin
No, it’s not. This is America, you sack of shit.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 3:35 PM
No, it’s not. This is America, you sack of shit.
it's impossible for brazy to speak Spanish in a song without me becoming obsessed with it
October 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
it's impossible for brazy to speak Spanish in a song without me becoming obsessed with it
okay these juicy booty girls were doing some crazy things on the sus machine I'm taking notes ab to be so donked up this winter
October 21, 2025 at 10:27 PM
okay these juicy booty girls were doing some crazy things on the sus machine I'm taking notes ab to be so donked up this winter
The traditional dating paradigm is scuffed it's really a million times better to have sex before dinner =\
October 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The traditional dating paradigm is scuffed it's really a million times better to have sex before dinner =\
I don't need your sympathy
There's nothing you can say or do for me
There's nothing you can say or do for me
October 11, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I don't need your sympathy
There's nothing you can say or do for me
There's nothing you can say or do for me
it's astonishing the amount of cat hair I eat in a day, but it's okay cause almost 100% of my dietary fiber comes from cat hair
October 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
it's astonishing the amount of cat hair I eat in a day, but it's okay cause almost 100% of my dietary fiber comes from cat hair
straight bars are obsessed with playing 20 seconds of a song
September 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
straight bars are obsessed with playing 20 seconds of a song
My sister is the only girl I know who would pee in the Barbary mix toilets haha
September 28, 2025 at 3:33 AM
My sister is the only girl I know who would pee in the Barbary mix toilets haha
I generally don't like wearing shoes but I'm really glad that I'm wearing shoes at the u bar urinal
September 28, 2025 at 2:45 AM
I generally don't like wearing shoes but I'm really glad that I'm wearing shoes at the u bar urinal
prove him wait ok we can't even say that nymor prob oknvm
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 AM
prove him wait ok we can't even say that nymor prob oknvm
I will say from inside the porta potty the planes coming this close sounds really scary. like when am I going to get hit, transcendental plan
September 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I will say from inside the porta potty the planes coming this close sounds really scary. like when am I going to get hit, transcendental plan
pull up a chair cause I know you can't stand, me
September 15, 2025 at 1:21 AM
pull up a chair cause I know you can't stand, me
Time is money, mine ain't cheap
It's just not that deep to me
But maybe it is to you
'Cause you were obsessed with my whole crew
And you got some narcissistic views
And I got some hot girl shit to do
It's just not that deep to me
But maybe it is to you
'Cause you were obsessed with my whole crew
And you got some narcissistic views
And I got some hot girl shit to do
September 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Time is money, mine ain't cheap
It's just not that deep to me
But maybe it is to you
'Cause you were obsessed with my whole crew
And you got some narcissistic views
And I got some hot girl shit to do
It's just not that deep to me
But maybe it is to you
'Cause you were obsessed with my whole crew
And you got some narcissistic views
And I got some hot girl shit to do
Reposted by Justin
The chutzpah of saying you’re defending the sanctity of marriage when you have a biography like this.
August 12, 2025 at 4:41 PM
The chutzpah of saying you’re defending the sanctity of marriage when you have a biography like this.
streaming precum all day
August 12, 2025 at 5:31 PM
streaming precum all day