Find someone who loves you as much as Myles Garrett loves Halloween.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Find someone who loves you as much as Myles Garrett loves Halloween.
Based on singers... Blue Jays by a million. USA singers make the anthem all about themselves. Canadian singers do it for love of country. We suck.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Based on singers... Blue Jays by a million. USA singers make the anthem all about themselves. Canadian singers do it for love of country. We suck.
That's good, right? Sounds good.
Ryan Day Surpasses Knute Rockne for Best Head Coach Winning Percentage in College Football History
Ryan Day now has a higher career winning percentage (88.2%) than Knute Rockne, college football’s all-time leader in head coach winning percentage (88.1%).
www.elevenwarriors.com
October 5, 2025 at 3:48 PM
That's good, right? Sounds good.
I'm in my seat. LFG.
This is the official trailer for Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile.
October 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm in my seat. LFG.
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Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
NEW YORK—Insisting your fate was sealed the moment you clicked the link, a report released Tuesday found that you will be fired for reading this headline about Charlie Kirk. “Shortly after you navigat...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Report: You To Be Fired For Reading This Headline About Charlie Kirk
We are in the end times.
www.cnbc.com/2025/09/17/c...
www.cnbc.com/2025/09/17/c...
ABC pulls 'Jimmy Kimmel Live' off air 'indefinitely' over Charlie Kirk comments
Jimmy Kimmel suggested that Tyler Robinson, the man accused of killing Charlie Kirk, was aligned with President Donald Trump's MAGA movement.
www.cnbc.com
September 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
We are in the end times.
www.cnbc.com/2025/09/17/c...
www.cnbc.com/2025/09/17/c...
This is just modern day McCarthyism, right?
Vice President JD Vance says he's calling on the public to turn in anyone who says distasteful things about the assassination of Charlie Kirk.
Trump administration joins Republicans’ campaign to police speech in reaction to Kirk’s murder
Vice President JD Vance is jumping onto the conservative movement demanding consequences for those who have cheered Charlie Kirk’s killing.
www.fox19.com
September 16, 2025 at 10:50 AM
This is just modern day McCarthyism, right?
In an age where critical thinking and logic are needed more than ever before, the NYT decides to put the mini crossword behind a paywall. Seems about right.
August 27, 2025 at 6:00 PM
In an age where critical thinking and logic are needed more than ever before, the NYT decides to put the mini crossword behind a paywall. Seems about right.
I hate EVERYTHING. I am embarrassed for my country and state.
Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown tiny.iavian.net/25br3
Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown tiny.iavian.net/25br3
Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown
Deployments reportedly set to take place largely in Republican-controlled states
tiny.iavian.net
August 24, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I hate EVERYTHING. I am embarrassed for my country and state.
Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown tiny.iavian.net/25br3
Trump mobilizing up to 1,700 National Guard troops in 19 states in crime crackdown tiny.iavian.net/25br3
You could've just said Trump.
July 31, 2025 at 9:09 AM
You could've just said Trump.
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Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
WASHINGTON—Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American ped...
theonion.com
July 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Still Polling Well With Working-Class American Pedophiles
My country is worth fighting for.
July 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My country is worth fighting for.
Bombing Iran is a hell of a way to react to no one showing up to your birthday parade.
June 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Bombing Iran is a hell of a way to react to no one showing up to your birthday parade.
The Inhailer Indie 500 has been killer.
May 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM
The Inhailer Indie 500 has been killer.
OMG, you dumb asshole.
Ooops! Watch as Vice President JD Vance appears to drop the National Championship trophy following the celebration at the White House with OSU. Watch the full celebration here: youtube.com/watch?v=VJuT...
April 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
OMG, you dumb asshole.
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pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country
April 9, 2025 at 4:24 PM
pro tip: if your government claims to have no money for children's heathcare but will eagerly waste millions on a gaudy military parade to stroke the fragile ego of a broken-inside president, you just might live in a shithole country
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Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
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March 23, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Conservatives Boycott Computers After Noticing Keyboard Can Be Used To Type ‘Trans’
theonion.com/conserv...
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Saying "sportsball" is not the flex you think it is.
March 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Saying "sportsball" is not the flex you think it is.
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Killing three dozen elementary school children with an AR gets "thoughts and prayers," but vandalizing a Tesla is "domestic terrorism?"
This country is broken
This country is broken
March 19, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Killing three dozen elementary school children with an AR gets "thoughts and prayers," but vandalizing a Tesla is "domestic terrorism?"
This country is broken
This country is broken
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I've always wanted to sing the Star Spangled Banner at a Reds game. This year I don't feel comfortable auditioning because I cannot in good conscience support what my country has become. I certainly hope we can pull it back so I get the chance in the near future to proudly celebrate the USA.
March 2, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I've always wanted to sing the Star Spangled Banner at a Reds game. This year I don't feel comfortable auditioning because I cannot in good conscience support what my country has become. I certainly hope we can pull it back so I get the chance in the near future to proudly celebrate the USA.
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Dropping this here as a public service.
March 1, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Dropping this here as a public service.
The only coaches with a better winning percentage than Ryan Day (min 50 games) existed before color was invented.
January 26, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The only coaches with a better winning percentage than Ryan Day (min 50 games) existed before color was invented.