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Jay Sherman’s March
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Activism Director at EFF, co-host of How to Fix the Internet podcast, quitter of Sekiro. An it harm none, regulate what thou wilt.

https://www.eff.org/about/staff/jason-kelley
Very contemporary and wise words from Sören Kierkegaard:
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
One of my male friends started taking testosterone to “build muscle” and has just ended up extremely horny, and one thing led to another and I’ll just say if you haven’t already, one thing you can do this …uhh November is listen to this episode of Panic World about the No Fap movement and extremism
The no fap movement and why the boys aren't all right
Podcast Episode · Panic World · 09/17/2025 · 1h 17m
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November 5, 2025 at 7:27 PM
November 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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the password to the louvre surveillance server was "louvre"

www.thesocialpost.it/2025/11/02/f...
November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Language shapes how we think about the systems that govern our lives. Here's your guide to the terminology that's shaping “Age Verification” laws, and why you should care about these distinctions. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...
Age Verification, Estimation, Assurance, Oh My! A Guide to the
If you've been following the wave of age-gating laws sweeping across the country and the globe, you've probably noticed that lawmakers, tech companies, and advocates all seem to be using different
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October 30, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Yorgos, ya did it
October 25, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Rare Muni Cosmo, who received an entire caprese sandwich for free from a passenger, god bless public transit
October 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
you can NOW preorder the Dekoda: surveillance for your shit!

It "analyzes gut health" with..."advanced sensors." But don't worry--its got a "validated" algorithm and fingerprint sensor (?) and is end-to-end encrypted.
October 21, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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A man whom one loves gets drunk and keeps repeating himself.
October 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Inquiry to a fancy NY art gallery: “‘Price upon request’ doesn’t phase me, it is the water I swim in! Tell me the HISTORY of the piece; madame! Why, it’s not even a painting, merely one of 54 SILKSCREENs of a 1940s communist propaganda poster.”

Deep breath. Sent. Saw I signed it as “Jason Jelley.”
October 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Slept through my 630am alarm and had to reschedule a flight, but got a full refund and will just arrive a few hours later. The kind of thing we will tell our grandkids used to be possible
September 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The writer who created the “cyberpunk” genre was born eight years before the phrase “Artificial Intelligence” was coined, and in his lifetime it’s both been invented and then become analagous with “things that are false”
A friend writes:

I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."

Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."
September 29, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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A friend writes:

I saw someone's post somewhere that talked about how their
nine-year-old and all his friends have started using "That's AI"
instead of "I don't believe you."

Mom: "We're having dinosaur meat for dinner tonight."
Kid: "That's AI."
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If your popular product was referenced in the assassination of a major political figure and you’re thinking, “how long before I can put it on sale to pick up some of that free PR?” 18 days seems about right I think
September 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you are wondering whether you should have seen One Battle After Another on film in an IMAX theatre tonight I’m sorry to say you probably should have
September 25, 2025 at 9:07 AM
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don't pay taxes, pay lobbyists!
September 22, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Egypt's President Abdul Fattah al-Sisi has pardoned the prominent British-Egyptian coder, blogger, and activist Alaa Abdel Fattah, who has been imprisoned for six years, state media and his family say. www.bbc.com/news/articl...
Alaa Abdel Fattah: Egypt's president pardons prominent activist
The British-Egyptian activist is one of six people whose sentences President Abdul Fattah al-Sisi commuted, according to state media.
www.bbc.com
September 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I got a question into the final Ask Marc Anything episode of WTF with Marc Maron. You’ll have to pay three bucks to listen to it (and every bonus episode and every episode ever without ads) but you can guess which question was mine for fun

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Supercast
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September 21, 2025 at 5:49 PM
TIL: Some Long Covid sufferers find sympathy in the “vaccine injured” community and refer to their comrades as having… “Long Vaccine”

A kleptocracy broke the information ecosystem and pushed a mistrust of experts and science while failing to help its citizens and you’re laughing? You’re laughing?
September 21, 2025 at 4:10 PM
So is there just not gonna be a midterm
September 18, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
The wife just got confused and said “Gene Hacks…man?” trying to come up with Jean Smart on Hacks
September 15, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Literally slipped on a banana peel today while walking the dog. Didn’t fall down, but a lot of things clicked for me
September 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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NEW on EFF’s “How to Fix the Internet” - @archive.org founder @brewster.kahle.org joins Cindy Cohn and @thejasonkelley.com to discuss how the free flow of knowledge makes all of us more free.
Podcast Episode: Building and Preserving the Library of Everything
All this season, “How to Fix the Internet” has been focusing on the tools and technology of freedom – and one of the most important tools of freedom is a library. Access to knowledge not only creates ...
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September 10, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Found a bottle of fish sauce in the cabinet that expired before his first term started and used it out of spite
August 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM