justin hatmaker
@thehatmaker.bsky.social
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. -Wayne Gretzky" -Michael Scott
It may be woke to say this, but happy Festivus to those who celebrate.
December 23, 2025 at 1:02 PM
It may be woke to say this, but happy Festivus to those who celebrate.
@lateroundqb.bsky.social East Coast Dads pre-hurting in advance of tomorrow morning.
December 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
@lateroundqb.bsky.social East Coast Dads pre-hurting in advance of tomorrow morning.
As if there were ever any doubt.
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
As if there were ever any doubt.
DON'T GET LOST IN THE FACTS.
BREAM: Schumer says Republicans are weaponizing hunger
MIKE JOHNSON: Absolutely absurd. Remember -- don't get lost in the facts
MIKE JOHNSON: Absolutely absurd. Remember -- don't get lost in the facts
November 2, 2025 at 5:25 PM
DON'T GET LOST IN THE FACTS.
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, the government is here to help.
Kristi Noem: "No American citizens have been arrested or detained. We focus on those who are here illegally. And anything you would hear or report that would be different than that is simply not true and false reporting."
October 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain, the government is here to help.
@livingthestream.bsky.social Are you aware of the absolute bonkers way that kids Trick or Treat in St. Louis? Each kid is expected to tell a joke at every door before they get candy. (1/2)
October 28, 2025 at 2:42 PM
@livingthestream.bsky.social Are you aware of the absolute bonkers way that kids Trick or Treat in St. Louis? Each kid is expected to tell a joke at every door before they get candy. (1/2)
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Go Jays and the rule of law!
October 25, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Go Jays and the rule of law!
Pretty pleased that Letter Boxed allowed "jawns" in today's game.
October 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Pretty pleased that Letter Boxed allowed "jawns" in today's game.
The coworking space I'm in has been playing a rotation of string ensemble covers of pop songs and instrumentals of bangers from the past 30 years. It's like they want us to leave.
September 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The coworking space I'm in has been playing a rotation of string ensemble covers of pop songs and instrumentals of bangers from the past 30 years. It's like they want us to leave.
In summary, we need to stop sharing our opinions, otherwise their militia will start shooting people.
Ted Cruz is now speaking at the press conference in Dallas and suggesting that rhetoric critical of ICE and Democrats calling Republicans fascist is responsible for the shooting today at an ICE facility -- despite there being no evidence of this
September 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
In summary, we need to stop sharing our opinions, otherwise their militia will start shooting people.
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You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.
I take moving The Mini below Strands as a personal attack.
September 21, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I take moving The Mini below Strands as a personal attack.
Someone should come up with a term for when a group of people encourage there to be consequences for the things people say and do.
www.reuters.com/world/us/cha...
www.reuters.com/world/us/cha...
Charlie Kirk's allies warn Americans: Mourn him properly or else
After the fatal shooting of right-wing influencer Charlie Kirk, U.S. Republicans have a warning for Americans: Mourn him respectfully or suffer the consequences.
www.reuters.com
September 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Someone should come up with a term for when a group of people encourage there to be consequences for the things people say and do.
www.reuters.com/world/us/cha...
www.reuters.com/world/us/cha...
People are just walking around this airport acting like it's normal to have a 6:00 am flight.
September 5, 2025 at 8:51 AM
People are just walking around this airport acting like it's normal to have a 6:00 am flight.
An unintended and unexpected consequence of buying a modest little domain is that I am apparently now among the Glengarry leads based on all of the spam calls I've gotten about my new business. We will never be able to have nice things again.
August 22, 2025 at 3:13 PM
An unintended and unexpected consequence of buying a modest little domain is that I am apparently now among the Glengarry leads based on all of the spam calls I've gotten about my new business. We will never be able to have nice things again.
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My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
August 19, 2025 at 12:37 PM
My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.
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Steve Moore shows Trump a chart of "medium income"
August 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Steve Moore shows Trump a chart of "medium income"
lol
Leavitt pivots from claiming that Trump doesn't support elected officials "ripping off their constituents" by profiting from their public service to fielding a question about Trump's plan to host the G20 at Trump Doral
July 31, 2025 at 6:01 PM
lol
Everything is so fucked right now so please just don't trade Steven Kwan today. Let us have one nice things ffs.
July 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Everything is so fucked right now so please just don't trade Steven Kwan today. Let us have one nice things ffs.
I implore men to stop wearing so much cologne.
June 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I implore men to stop wearing so much cologne.
Just had my day made with an #SFB15 invite. Shout out to the legend @scottfish.bsky.social for running this thing and for including players like me.
June 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Just had my day made with an #SFB15 invite. Shout out to the legend @scottfish.bsky.social for running this thing and for including players like me.
People who who don't use turn signals > People who write the fine print of marketing emails in a way that "unsubscribe" is worded or shaded to hide it > People whose values are fluid when politically expedient
April 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
People who who don't use turn signals > People who write the fine print of marketing emails in a way that "unsubscribe" is worded or shaded to hide it > People whose values are fluid when politically expedient
Probably time that @chriswarcraft.bsky.social considers a run for office. www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Former Viking Chris Kluwe calls MAGA a "Nazi movement" before being arrested at city council meeting
Kluwe had been protesting the city's decision to display a plaque that features the words "Magical," "Alluring," "Galvanizing" and "Adventurous" — which spells out MAGA.
www.cbsnews.com
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Probably time that @chriswarcraft.bsky.social considers a run for office. www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/ne...
Cuban doing his best to make sure Trump doesn't win "craziest shit of the day" today.
February 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Cuban doing his best to make sure Trump doesn't win "craziest shit of the day" today.