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@theglitch.bsky.social
🔞This account isn’t for kids. I say that so all the kids know how cool they are for looking. 😝
Horny Vers FF loving pig based out of DC. Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social
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Horny Vers FF loving pig based out of DC. Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social
Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666
At least some good news and coming….. from such a sexy officer.
This is the correct way to police ICE. And it drives the far right nuts. Good.
January 30, 2026 at 7:19 PM
At least some good news and coming….. from such a sexy officer.
Never more true are these words than right now.
January 30, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Never more true are these words than right now.
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Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us.
All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.
All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.
Catherine O'Hara Dead at 71
Catherine O'Hara -- famous for her work in "Schitt's Creek," "Home Alone," and "Best In Show" -- is dead ... TMZ has learned.
www.tmz.com
January 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Catherine O’Hara gave us all so much. Her comedy inspired me. Her characters served as proxy mothers for many of us.
All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.
All of our lives, and our culture more broadly, are better because of her life and work.
“That’s how bad I am (they all look the same to me)”
If you can’t properly remember who your outraged over, then you really aren’t that angry are you… MEGYN KELLY
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If you can’t properly remember who your outraged over, then you really aren’t that angry are you… MEGYN KELLY
youtube.com/shorts/v_L8U...
They Still Cannot Tell
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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January 30, 2026 at 6:09 PM
“That’s how bad I am (they all look the same to me)”
If you can’t properly remember who your outraged over, then you really aren’t that angry are you… MEGYN KELLY
youtube.com/shorts/v_L8U...
If you can’t properly remember who your outraged over, then you really aren’t that angry are you… MEGYN KELLY
youtube.com/shorts/v_L8U...
No Country for Old Sausage
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sausage
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Sausage
It really changes the stakes of the journey to Mordor when the "One Ring" is replaced by a golden bratwurst.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sausage
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Sausage
It really changes the stakes of the journey to Mordor when the "One Ring" is replaced by a golden bratwurst.
January 30, 2026 at 4:49 PM
No Country for Old Sausage
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sausage
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Sausage
It really changes the stakes of the journey to Mordor when the "One Ring" is replaced by a golden bratwurst.
Harry Potter and the Chamber of Sausage
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Sausage
It really changes the stakes of the journey to Mordor when the "One Ring" is replaced by a golden bratwurst.
Has anyone heard of or used the brand Soulock before? I’m seriously curious about the fit.
www.soulock.net/products/adj...
www.soulock.net/products/adj...
Escape-Proof Male Chastity Device - Customizable & Modular
Experience ultimate control with our escape-proof male chastity device. Multiple sizes and accessories available with a modular design for full customization.
www.soulock.net
January 29, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Has anyone heard of or used the brand Soulock before? I’m seriously curious about the fit.
www.soulock.net/products/adj...
www.soulock.net/products/adj...
‼️HELP ME‼️
Ok boys. I need help finding a new chasity cage. My hole REALLY does perform better when I can’t touch my cock. So I’m looking for one that can fit my shower and grower of a dick.
Send me links to your fave online stores. Preferably metal but quality plastic will do.
Thanks Bud!
Ok boys. I need help finding a new chasity cage. My hole REALLY does perform better when I can’t touch my cock. So I’m looking for one that can fit my shower and grower of a dick.
Send me links to your fave online stores. Preferably metal but quality plastic will do.
Thanks Bud!
January 29, 2026 at 11:18 AM
‼️HELP ME‼️
Ok boys. I need help finding a new chasity cage. My hole REALLY does perform better when I can’t touch my cock. So I’m looking for one that can fit my shower and grower of a dick.
Send me links to your fave online stores. Preferably metal but quality plastic will do.
Thanks Bud!
Ok boys. I need help finding a new chasity cage. My hole REALLY does perform better when I can’t touch my cock. So I’m looking for one that can fit my shower and grower of a dick.
Send me links to your fave online stores. Preferably metal but quality plastic will do.
Thanks Bud!
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The Lord of Shadow, Little Horn, the Most Unclean…. Give me gains and someone to lick my sweaty balls. 😈
January 26, 2026 at 7:12 PM
The Lord of Shadow, Little Horn, the Most Unclean…. Give me gains and someone to lick my sweaty balls. 😈
O Morning Star, Light-Bringer, King of Flame, Illuminate my soul with the fire of thy name.
By thy radiance, let the darkness take flight; Shine upon me, O Spirit of Might.
In thee I find wisdom, courage, and power; Hear now my prayer in this sacred hour.
By thy radiance, let the darkness take flight; Shine upon me, O Spirit of Might.
In thee I find wisdom, courage, and power; Hear now my prayer in this sacred hour.
January 26, 2026 at 3:13 PM
O Morning Star, Light-Bringer, King of Flame, Illuminate my soul with the fire of thy name.
By thy radiance, let the darkness take flight; Shine upon me, O Spirit of Might.
In thee I find wisdom, courage, and power; Hear now my prayer in this sacred hour.
By thy radiance, let the darkness take flight; Shine upon me, O Spirit of Might.
In thee I find wisdom, courage, and power; Hear now my prayer in this sacred hour.
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We're hosting a raffle!🎁 Win a toy of your choice from the Pegging Collection
Like ❤️ Retweet 🔁 and Follow us➕ to enter our Pegging giveaway. Double your chances by doing so on X - x.com/ToppedToys
So, which toy are you dreaming of?
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Like ❤️ Retweet 🔁 and Follow us➕ to enter our Pegging giveaway. Double your chances by doing so on X - x.com/ToppedToys
So, which toy are you dreaming of?
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January 23, 2026 at 12:00 AM
We're hosting a raffle!🎁 Win a toy of your choice from the Pegging Collection
Like ❤️ Retweet 🔁 and Follow us➕ to enter our Pegging giveaway. Double your chances by doing so on X - x.com/ToppedToys
So, which toy are you dreaming of?
toppedtoys.com/collections/...
Like ❤️ Retweet 🔁 and Follow us➕ to enter our Pegging giveaway. Double your chances by doing so on X - x.com/ToppedToys
So, which toy are you dreaming of?
toppedtoys.com/collections/...
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Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
January 25, 2026 at 8:55 PM
Minnesota National Guard members have arrived at a federal building and were directed to distribute donuts, coffee, and hot chocolate to anti-ICE protesters. Guard members were issued reflective vests so they would not be mistaken for federal agents.
Last night a friend came over to watch Harry Potter, but it quickly became about HIS hairy potter. He starts to finger my hole and whispers “Alohomora” and my hole opened right up.
Him “Do you have lube?”
Me “Don’t worry about it”
he then slides in his raging hard cock.
Him “I guess we don’t”
Him “Do you have lube?”
Me “Don’t worry about it”
he then slides in his raging hard cock.
Him “I guess we don’t”
January 25, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Last night a friend came over to watch Harry Potter, but it quickly became about HIS hairy potter. He starts to finger my hole and whispers “Alohomora” and my hole opened right up.
Him “Do you have lube?”
Me “Don’t worry about it”
he then slides in his raging hard cock.
Him “I guess we don’t”
Him “Do you have lube?”
Me “Don’t worry about it”
he then slides in his raging hard cock.
Him “I guess we don’t”
Mmmmm juicy ass and yummy cock.
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Mmmmm juicy ass and yummy cock.
Built in the gym, blessed by the dark lord.
January 24, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Built in the gym, blessed by the dark lord.
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🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
January 21, 2026 at 4:01 PM
🟧🟦 IT'S WEREDOG DAY!!! 🟧🟦
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
We're celebrating our birthday with a MASSIVE GIVEAWAY - you could win our ENTIRE RANGE of cool and sexy toys!
TO ENTER:
❤️ LIKE ➕ FOLLOW
💬REPLY & 🔄 REPOST
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ENDS on the 29th January 2026, at 4pm GMT.
Winner will be announced & contacted by this account only.
I’m back baby! Video coming real soon. This is how it started…. Not how it ended. 😈
January 22, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m back baby! Video coming real soon. This is how it started…. Not how it ended. 😈
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Remember the good old days? You know, before you had unbridle rage at all the trumpet voters. Yeah. That was a good time.
youtube.com/shorts/tvMRx...
youtube.com/shorts/tvMRx...
Protester Blinded by DHS ‘Nonlethal’ Round
YouTube video by NowThis Impact
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January 14, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Remember the good old days? You know, before you had unbridle rage at all the trumpet voters. Yeah. That was a good time.
youtube.com/shorts/tvMRx...
youtube.com/shorts/tvMRx...
I want to approach the hot guy on the treadmill and give him a towel to dry off… and let me sniff it after.
January 14, 2026 at 8:22 PM
I want to approach the hot guy on the treadmill and give him a towel to dry off… and let me sniff it after.
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January 12, 2026 at 5:59 AM