The Glitch 🔜 🌹
@theglitch.bsky.social
🔞This account isn’t for kids. I say that so all the kids know how cool they are for looking. 😝
Horny Vers FF loving pig based out of DC. Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social and brother to @slavegromit.bsky.social
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Horny Vers FF loving pig based out of DC. Owned by @darkhrt.bsky.social and brother to @slavegromit.bsky.social
Tip / Toy Donation Jar : CashApp $TheGlitch666
Time for some ink.
November 14, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Time for some ink.
I don’t blame faith. It can be beautiful and grounding. The damage comes when some turn it into a shield for judgment or a weapon for control. The issue isn’t belief, it’s the monsters who corrupt it. Politicians are just false prophets, a cameras can make anyone a god.
Mike Johnson is that person!
Mike Johnson is that person!
November 13, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I don’t blame faith. It can be beautiful and grounding. The damage comes when some turn it into a shield for judgment or a weapon for control. The issue isn’t belief, it’s the monsters who corrupt it. Politicians are just false prophets, a cameras can make anyone a god.
Mike Johnson is that person!
Mike Johnson is that person!
This is my cute face.
This image self-destruct later.
This image self-destruct later.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
This is my cute face.
This image self-destruct later.
This image self-destruct later.
When corruption wears purity like a costume, even poison can be passed off as holy water.
Karoline Leavitt says it’s wine. I just see backwash from sucking Trumps micro penis.
Karoline Leavitt says it’s wine. I just see backwash from sucking Trumps micro penis.
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
When corruption wears purity like a costume, even poison can be passed off as holy water.
Karoline Leavitt says it’s wine. I just see backwash from sucking Trumps micro penis.
Karoline Leavitt says it’s wine. I just see backwash from sucking Trumps micro penis.
The water’s hot. My soul? Lukewarm at best.
Just me and my intrusive thoughts… soaking.
Just me and my intrusive thoughts… soaking.
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
The water’s hot. My soul? Lukewarm at best.
Just me and my intrusive thoughts… soaking.
Just me and my intrusive thoughts… soaking.
The hunger isn’t for food… it’s for defiance.
You can judge me all you want, I’m still eating this damn hotdog.
You can judge me all you want, I’m still eating this damn hotdog.
November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The hunger isn’t for food… it’s for defiance.
You can judge me all you want, I’m still eating this damn hotdog.
You can judge me all you want, I’m still eating this damn hotdog.
This smile is made with 100% genuine insecurity.
November 4, 2025 at 7:00 PM
This smile is made with 100% genuine insecurity.
Some of us just learned to smile in the dark.
November 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Some of us just learned to smile in the dark.
She smiled as the flames danced inside the hollow pumpkin shell. A reminder that even emptiness can burn beautifully. 🎃🔥💀
October 30, 2025 at 2:59 PM
She smiled as the flames danced inside the hollow pumpkin shell. A reminder that even emptiness can burn beautifully. 🎃🔥💀
A lady always keeps things spotless… even her conscience.
October 29, 2025 at 7:16 PM
A lady always keeps things spotless… even her conscience.
What do you mean my shorts are too revealing?
October 29, 2025 at 7:13 PM
What do you mean my shorts are too revealing?
Because love shouldn’t need legs anyways.
October 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Because love shouldn’t need legs anyways.
It’s not chastity… it’s character development.
October 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It’s not chastity… it’s character development.
Would you like it Gift Wrapped?
October 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Would you like it Gift Wrapped?
Fever dreams, flannel seams, and poor (or the best) life choices.
Strep Throat nocked me out but I’m still alive!!!
Strep Throat nocked me out but I’m still alive!!!
October 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Fever dreams, flannel seams, and poor (or the best) life choices.
Strep Throat nocked me out but I’m still alive!!!
Strep Throat nocked me out but I’m still alive!!!
I know I’ve been quiet lately, but I promise I’m still alive 😅
Working on getting back into the groove soon, but here’s a little something to hold you over.
Working on getting back into the groove soon, but here’s a little something to hold you over.
October 8, 2025 at 2:15 PM
I know I’ve been quiet lately, but I promise I’m still alive 😅
Working on getting back into the groove soon, but here’s a little something to hold you over.
Working on getting back into the groove soon, but here’s a little something to hold you over.
The drought is over, baby! This pussy’s back on the menu 🍽️🔥
These trusty boys had me loving my return session. I can’t wait for the next session…. Only a little bigger. 😈
These trusty boys had me loving my return session. I can’t wait for the next session…. Only a little bigger. 😈
September 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The drought is over, baby! This pussy’s back on the menu 🍽️🔥
These trusty boys had me loving my return session. I can’t wait for the next session…. Only a little bigger. 😈
These trusty boys had me loving my return session. I can’t wait for the next session…. Only a little bigger. 😈
LA for the week. Hoping to leave with a tan, some new followers, and at least one questionable decision.
September 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
LA for the week. Hoping to leave with a tan, some new followers, and at least one questionable decision.
Honestly? My asshole has more give than this damn NEW gym shirt. Though I’m not complaining. 💪🍑
The shirt may be getting smaller, but don’t worry, my throat’s still a one-size-fits-all. 💦👅
The shirt may be getting smaller, but don’t worry, my throat’s still a one-size-fits-all. 💦👅
September 12, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Honestly? My asshole has more give than this damn NEW gym shirt. Though I’m not complaining. 💪🍑
The shirt may be getting smaller, but don’t worry, my throat’s still a one-size-fits-all. 💦👅
The shirt may be getting smaller, but don’t worry, my throat’s still a one-size-fits-all. 💦👅
Yeah….. that’s accurate.
September 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Yeah….. that’s accurate.
Solving for X, but I think I lost my pants in the equation.
August 25, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Solving for X, but I think I lost my pants in the equation.
I was unplugged. Unsexy. Unmotivated. But today I felt a familiar hum. Like my inner server spun back up and whispered: “Bitch… it’s time to boot.”
Let’s get slutty, softly. 💿🖤
Let’s get slutty, softly. 💿🖤
August 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I was unplugged. Unsexy. Unmotivated. But today I felt a familiar hum. Like my inner server spun back up and whispered: “Bitch… it’s time to boot.”
Let’s get slutty, softly. 💿🖤
Let’s get slutty, softly. 💿🖤
Just as I was starting to feel like myself again. The universe had other plans for me.
August 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Just as I was starting to feel like myself again. The universe had other plans for me.
Tech tip: If your system runs hot, vent through your chest.
Yes, my nips have Bluetooth. They only pair with my power bottom.
Yes, my nips have Bluetooth. They only pair with my power bottom.
July 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech tip: If your system runs hot, vent through your chest.
Yes, my nips have Bluetooth. They only pair with my power bottom.
Yes, my nips have Bluetooth. They only pair with my power bottom.