Joseph Douglas
@theglddragon.bsky.social
If you are here reading this profile, why?
An Iowa boy who is spicy-brained, a disability advocate, a cat father, and an individual who believes that his statements are significantly more humorous than they appear.
www.dragonscratchings.com
An Iowa boy who is spicy-brained, a disability advocate, a cat father, and an individual who believes that his statements are significantly more humorous than they appear.
www.dragonscratchings.com
Being neurodivergent means some days you are one stressor from being a supervillain and other days one step from being a popsicle stick
September 24, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Being neurodivergent means some days you are one stressor from being a supervillain and other days one step from being a popsicle stick
The Nigerian prince says he has a million dollars in the bank if I send him 500 for fees.
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The Nigerian prince says he has a million dollars in the bank if I send him 500 for fees.
I'm starting to believe that this administration would approve Soylent Green
August 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I'm starting to believe that this administration would approve Soylent Green
If you are going to use AI for your essays and comments, please at least stop using the same prompts.
Wait, I guess I'm too harsh, so maybe I should just let them suck at writing.
Nah... that just isn't me.
Wait, I guess I'm too harsh, so maybe I should just let them suck at writing.
Nah... that just isn't me.
July 30, 2025 at 10:53 PM
If you are going to use AI for your essays and comments, please at least stop using the same prompts.
Wait, I guess I'm too harsh, so maybe I should just let them suck at writing.
Nah... that just isn't me.
Wait, I guess I'm too harsh, so maybe I should just let them suck at writing.
Nah... that just isn't me.
I wonder about modern security when your 2-factor verification tells me that I beat 90% of the users.
I beat them doing what? Checking my email?
I beat them doing what? Checking my email?
June 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I wonder about modern security when your 2-factor verification tells me that I beat 90% of the users.
I beat them doing what? Checking my email?
I beat them doing what? Checking my email?
Every so often it needs to be said.
If you don't like the behavior of someone you font like, if you don't call out the same behavior you do like, you are a hippocrit
If you don't like the behavior of someone you font like, if you don't call out the same behavior you do like, you are a hippocrit
June 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Every so often it needs to be said.
If you don't like the behavior of someone you font like, if you don't call out the same behavior you do like, you are a hippocrit
If you don't like the behavior of someone you font like, if you don't call out the same behavior you do like, you are a hippocrit
Did they pay the million dollars by check, credit or krugerrand?
Another nod to White Supremacy. Don’t be surprised if these “refugees” find themselves in government jobs kicking out other refugees.
www.npr.org/2025/05/09/n...
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First Afrikaners granted refugee status due to arrive in U.S.
Three months ago, President Trump signed an executive order telling white Afrikaans South Africans they could apply for refugee status in the U.S. The first group has been swiftly processed and is set...
www.npr.org
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Did they pay the million dollars by check, credit or krugerrand?
Making fun of the Disabled wasn't enough?
Making fun of the poor wasn't enough?
Making fun of the immigrant wasn't enough?
Making fun of your God and religion wasn't enough?
But an AI generated picture of the Pope was finally enough?
Dollar short, but welcome to the party.
Making fun of the poor wasn't enough?
Making fun of the immigrant wasn't enough?
Making fun of your God and religion wasn't enough?
But an AI generated picture of the Pope was finally enough?
Dollar short, but welcome to the party.
May 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Making fun of the Disabled wasn't enough?
Making fun of the poor wasn't enough?
Making fun of the immigrant wasn't enough?
Making fun of your God and religion wasn't enough?
But an AI generated picture of the Pope was finally enough?
Dollar short, but welcome to the party.
Making fun of the poor wasn't enough?
Making fun of the immigrant wasn't enough?
Making fun of your God and religion wasn't enough?
But an AI generated picture of the Pope was finally enough?
Dollar short, but welcome to the party.
Don't be surprised if he refers to the declaration as 'a great document, but he could have written it better'.
May 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Don't be surprised if he refers to the declaration as 'a great document, but he could have written it better'.
So wait. Just hear me out here.
The guy whose own 'college' ended up being a scam and is being sued into oblivion wants college accreditation to be based on his version of merit and to make sure that historically Black colleges are getting 'quality' educations?
Racist says what?
The guy whose own 'college' ended up being a scam and is being sued into oblivion wants college accreditation to be based on his version of merit and to make sure that historically Black colleges are getting 'quality' educations?
Racist says what?
April 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
So wait. Just hear me out here.
The guy whose own 'college' ended up being a scam and is being sued into oblivion wants college accreditation to be based on his version of merit and to make sure that historically Black colleges are getting 'quality' educations?
Racist says what?
The guy whose own 'college' ended up being a scam and is being sued into oblivion wants college accreditation to be based on his version of merit and to make sure that historically Black colleges are getting 'quality' educations?
Racist says what?
Politicians and anyone who uses the word 'woke' should be required to write a 500 word essay including a resource list that doesn't include 'bob, down the street'.
April 15, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Politicians and anyone who uses the word 'woke' should be required to write a 500 word essay including a resource list that doesn't include 'bob, down the street'.
They have 32 credits from sophia and 32 credits from UofPeople and want to know where it the quickest place to transfer for a bachelors in Liberal arts.
Really really want to answer with 'McdonaldsU that can get you a bachelors degree in fry cooking and burger flipping
Really really want to answer with 'McdonaldsU that can get you a bachelors degree in fry cooking and burger flipping
April 6, 2025 at 11:59 PM
They have 32 credits from sophia and 32 credits from UofPeople and want to know where it the quickest place to transfer for a bachelors in Liberal arts.
Really really want to answer with 'McdonaldsU that can get you a bachelors degree in fry cooking and burger flipping
Really really want to answer with 'McdonaldsU that can get you a bachelors degree in fry cooking and burger flipping
This administration is the people that have their password on a sticky note under their keyboard. And on their refrigerator.
Their phone PIN is 1111.
Their phone PIN is 1111.
Brilliant 🌟 😂😂😂😂😂😂
March 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
This administration is the people that have their password on a sticky note under their keyboard. And on their refrigerator.
Their phone PIN is 1111.
Their phone PIN is 1111.
Road trip. Just going to cost one's soul.
Oh wait, some of you already sold yours with a vote. You aren't invited.
Oh wait, some of you already sold yours with a vote. You aren't invited.
I hear that Elon deleted this. Perhaps, a lawyer told him he was admitting to a crime.
If so, it's such a novelty for Elon to get good advice, much less act on it.
If so, it's such a novelty for Elon to get good advice, much less act on it.
March 28, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Road trip. Just going to cost one's soul.
Oh wait, some of you already sold yours with a vote. You aren't invited.
Oh wait, some of you already sold yours with a vote. You aren't invited.
You know that someone in the government is running to be dumbass of the year when they interfere with a clinic website and say that you won't get money if you don't remove these bad words.
Bad words are Black, inclusion, women, and advocacy.
Seriously?
Bad words are Black, inclusion, women, and advocacy.
Seriously?
March 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You know that someone in the government is running to be dumbass of the year when they interfere with a clinic website and say that you won't get money if you don't remove these bad words.
Bad words are Black, inclusion, women, and advocacy.
Seriously?
Bad words are Black, inclusion, women, and advocacy.
Seriously?
Make sure plenty of beer is there for him. He might be staying a while.
Democratic House Rep. Gil Cisneros says Pete Hegseth will eventually have to testify before the Armed Services Committee:
"If they think he's not going to get asked about this, they're not living in reality. He's gonna have to answer the call at some point, so why not do it now?"
Exactly!
"If they think he's not going to get asked about this, they're not living in reality. He's gonna have to answer the call at some point, so why not do it now?"
Exactly!
March 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Make sure plenty of beer is there for him. He might be staying a while.
I do love politics at times.
We have a Congressional meeting being called on for how people are picking on Elon and his Swastikars
But nothing on children dying in schools or homeless people dying in the streets.
Yep. That's humanity
We have a Congressional meeting being called on for how people are picking on Elon and his Swastikars
But nothing on children dying in schools or homeless people dying in the streets.
Yep. That's humanity
March 26, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I do love politics at times.
We have a Congressional meeting being called on for how people are picking on Elon and his Swastikars
But nothing on children dying in schools or homeless people dying in the streets.
Yep. That's humanity
We have a Congressional meeting being called on for how people are picking on Elon and his Swastikars
But nothing on children dying in schools or homeless people dying in the streets.
Yep. That's humanity
When you give in to bullies. They do not all of a sudden stop being bullies. They become empowered and find another victim to bully. Columbia University has approximately 15 billion dollars in its endowment. They could have weathered the storm, but they got out when it started to sprinkle.
“The attack on Columbia is a radical threat to scholarly excellence and to America’s leadership in research,” writes Princeton president Christopher L. Eisgruber. “Universities and their leaders should speak up and litigate forcefully.”
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March 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
When you give in to bullies. They do not all of a sudden stop being bullies. They become empowered and find another victim to bully. Columbia University has approximately 15 billion dollars in its endowment. They could have weathered the storm, but they got out when it started to sprinkle.
After a very long day I feel the need to say
Strawberry Greek yogurt is not taco bell.
I could have taken his lunch money but he was to quick.
Strawberry Greek yogurt is not taco bell.
I could have taken his lunch money but he was to quick.
March 13, 2025 at 10:19 PM
After a very long day I feel the need to say
Strawberry Greek yogurt is not taco bell.
I could have taken his lunch money but he was to quick.
Strawberry Greek yogurt is not taco bell.
I could have taken his lunch money but he was to quick.
When someone gets so butthurt in referring to their Orange Pseudo God as having 'Droopy Dog Energy' you might just have an issue, snowflake.
March 13, 2025 at 2:12 AM
When someone gets so butthurt in referring to their Orange Pseudo God as having 'Droopy Dog Energy' you might just have an issue, snowflake.
If you feel that Social Security and Medicare are so full of fraud that it should be eliminated
Please be the first in line to give up yours. I mean, you wouldn't want to be involved in something so full of fraud that it might benefit you, right?
Please be the first in line to give up yours. I mean, you wouldn't want to be involved in something so full of fraud that it might benefit you, right?
March 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
If you feel that Social Security and Medicare are so full of fraud that it should be eliminated
Please be the first in line to give up yours. I mean, you wouldn't want to be involved in something so full of fraud that it might benefit you, right?
Please be the first in line to give up yours. I mean, you wouldn't want to be involved in something so full of fraud that it might benefit you, right?
Reposted by Joseph Douglas
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
(sound up)
DAY 11 MARCH 2025
Muskrat Speaks
REPEAT AFTER ME LOUD AND CLEAR
SOCIAL SECURITY IS THE INSURANCE AMERICANS HAVE PAID FOR TO FUND RETIREMENT, DISABILITIES, and SURVIVOR BENEFITS THROUGH A LIFETIME OF WORK
tRump WE WILL NOT TOUCH SOCIAL SECURITY
HELL YES
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DAY 11 MARCH 2025
Muskrat Speaks
REPEAT AFTER ME LOUD AND CLEAR
SOCIAL SECURITY IS THE INSURANCE AMERICANS HAVE PAID FOR TO FUND RETIREMENT, DISABILITIES, and SURVIVOR BENEFITS THROUGH A LIFETIME OF WORK
tRump WE WILL NOT TOUCH SOCIAL SECURITY
HELL YES
March 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
NIGHTS OF BLUE SKIES
(sound up)
DAY 11 MARCH 2025
Muskrat Speaks
REPEAT AFTER ME LOUD AND CLEAR
SOCIAL SECURITY IS THE INSURANCE AMERICANS HAVE PAID FOR TO FUND RETIREMENT, DISABILITIES, and SURVIVOR BENEFITS THROUGH A LIFETIME OF WORK
tRump WE WILL NOT TOUCH SOCIAL SECURITY
HELL YES
(sound up)
DAY 11 MARCH 2025
Muskrat Speaks
REPEAT AFTER ME LOUD AND CLEAR
SOCIAL SECURITY IS THE INSURANCE AMERICANS HAVE PAID FOR TO FUND RETIREMENT, DISABILITIES, and SURVIVOR BENEFITS THROUGH A LIFETIME OF WORK
tRump WE WILL NOT TOUCH SOCIAL SECURITY
HELL YES
