Joseph Douglas
theglddragon.bsky.social
Joseph Douglas
@theglddragon.bsky.social
If you are here reading this profile, why?

An Iowa boy who is spicy-brained, a disability advocate, a cat father, and an individual who believes that his statements are significantly more humorous than they appear.

www.dragonscratchings.com
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September 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
It's the part written in invisible ink in the constitution. The right to make up BS by the president.
September 4, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Why get facts involved when made up outrage gets a wannabe dictator his attention.
August 27, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Mostly because of the disconnect that a certain level of politician has between what is normal for them and what is normal for others.

A 500-dollar haircut for them is a month's rent or a month's groceries for those that they want to get their vote.
June 28, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I'm seeing no problem with this
June 27, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Didn't they push the narrative a year ago that only criminals wear masks?

Maybe they were right at this point
June 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
It's the same nothing burger he served up the last time
May 12, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Someone save this one for the future book 'How to Build a Cult in Less Than 10 Years.'

It will be the worst seller ghostwritten by a 10-year-old working in an author sweatshop.
May 3, 2025 at 7:02 PM
They can afford their own. No need to buy secondhand lip gloss.

I wonder where the knee pads were made. You know they weren't made in America.
May 3, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Did he get the lip gloss from Walmart, target or did Amazon deliver it for him.

Them cheeks ain't gonna kiss themselves.
May 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Soon to be seen in the Remake of Night of the living dead.
May 2, 2025 at 11:11 PM
This gives a brand new view of 'If brains were gas they wouldn't have enough to drive an ants motorcycle around the inside of a cheerio'.
May 1, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Wait for it. He will blame it on 'the democrats' who forced him to sign it.

I expect this to be his reasoning in the next couple of days.
April 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The aides play monopoly with him so that he is distracted from adding more gasoline into the dumpster fire.

It isn't working. I think he's tweeting under the table.
April 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Teacher?

Which one of the American values am I supposed to work on? The lying, the cheating, the avoiding of the rights of others?

The financial inability to raise a family with one income? The idea that we are supposed to turn in our neighbor if we don't agree with their choices?
April 26, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Are we sure he understands the word subsidize? He doesn't seem to understand the word tariff either.
April 24, 2025 at 2:02 AM