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TheGearDude
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He/Him. MTG player who loves nothing more than making the biggest creature on board while delivering mail 5 days a week. 📪
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
It’s simian Saturday!
I love how sassy they are
November 22, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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they're leaking space's nudes 😔😔
Clearest image ever captured of Uranus

NASA ✨️
November 20, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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If they really wanted to appeal to women they should have made a drink called Monster Fucker.
November 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Face reveal
November 16, 2025 at 5:59 PM
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DoorDash, huh?

Yeah, they're absolute experts at the economy. No notes.

Maybe we can get a report on healthcare next from the GNC.
At some point embarrassment MUST come
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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This is what the bonus sheet could have looked like
November 4, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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She craves the hamburger helper.
October 30, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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I just heard a 13 year old say "Imma bouta be in the lunch room getting tang on GOD"
October 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Why don' the Mega Pokemon, who are much larger than the other pokemon, simply not EAT the smaller pokemon, thereby consuming their power?

twitch.tv/bengineering
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October 30, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Oh, you like baseball huh?
Well, we’re going to sit here while you smoke this whole pack of baseball and THEN we’ll see how you feel.
October 28, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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It has been brought to my attention that the 7 ft tall Crystal of Truth from The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (2019) is up for auction
October 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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Hi guys here's your spoiler free summary of the Chainsaw Man: Reze Arc movie!!
:'))
October 27, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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October 27, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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heracross doodles
October 25, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Anybody pick up an extra jaws lair they'd part with? 😅
October 14, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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TMNT and Spider-Man? MTG is so NYC coded. NYC cube when?
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 PM
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Hug #MTG
October 7, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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IM GONNA WIN THE PRO TOOOOOOUR
October 6, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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October 4, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Google is reportedly blocking AI searches for 'Donald Trump' and 'dementia'

(via Verge)
October 2, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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If you ever get to this point you should probably take a long break from Magic
October 2, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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Ok y'all we're heading into the final week of my fundraising for @afspnational.bsky.social and the Twin Cities Marathon. We just passed 3000! And I have a few cool things to try and get this higher

supporting.afsp.org/participants...

#BetterDaysMTG
September 28, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Some cool stuff I’ve seen at Magic Con.
September 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM