Is there a vampire on what we do in the shadows that’s just a malignant narcissist? Bc that feels like an underexplored form of emotional vampire

Been working out so much I’ve def lost a cup size. Which just means I spent all my money on indie lingerie Black Friday sales.

Wtf, Harrison Mooney popping up on Derek’s skyline was very unexpected. Monsters really never die.

Me but about Formula 1

Hokay, I watched Wolfs and that is def James Watts doing AU Rusty/Danny fic as a full fucking movie. He even gave them a lil Linus.

I keep getting followed by sketchy lefty bros on main, and I enjoy thirst trapping so much, but for the queers goddamn it.

at no point will we, as a society, have talked enough about crimson peak. i get hyperfixated on this film ANNUALLY

My sweetie is ignoring me (they’re in a very srs meeting doing very srs meeting things) and I haven’t really reconstituted my network from twitter that I used to share all my horny thoughts with and now there is nowhere for it to gooooooo

Sweaty and blotchy after yoga, but I’m sorry I need y’all to know how unreal my goodies looked

Slowly slowly slowly reconstructing all my follows over here by stalking who you guys are paying attention to.

I told my bff about how a certain someone requested I send him one of my body worn shirts and her response was “ohhh, he’s one of those” and I didn’t get it until she went “omegas? Nesting?”

They make it so difficult to switch back and forth between accounts I keep forgetting about this one.

it’s a good thing that this place is attempting to enforce a culture of kindness,

But

I am struggling with how much stupid shit these people are delivering with a straight face and not being able to mock them mercilessly. Gimme a locked account so I can be salty without hurting feelings.

It is very weird to not have a locked account to be able to post on. I get why they’re not doing that and there’s an emphasis here on moderating that they obviously hope would obviate the need for it but

NEVERTHELESS I FEEL NAKED

But one of these things requires mental effort, and I must anesthetize myself with shitpostscrolling to deal with the doomscrolling

Everybody keeps talking about how horny this app is but I ain’t seeing it!!!

I have like, 35,000 tweets posted to my fandom account on the hellsite, but somehow it always is so hard to get started.